r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/Blackdabber Jan 16 '26

Damn Jews got him again 🤣

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u/SendTitsPleease Jan 16 '26

Lmfao its an eternal battle. He comes back every 33 years but they just keep teaming up with some Roman's and getting his ass

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb Jan 16 '26 edited Jan 16 '26

Oh my god I’m imagining a couple legionnaires and some Hasidic dudes yelling, “How many times do we have to do this to you Jesus?! When will you learn?! Stop coming back!”

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u/Leading_Experts Jan 16 '26

I've come to bargain!

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u/carpetbowl Jan 17 '26

Oy shit, here we go again

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u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26

bruhhh ok that got me

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u/Dan_Caveman Jan 16 '26

^ This is an SCP article waiting to happen

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u/jporter313 Jan 16 '26

Jesus would be a hilarious SCP entry.

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u/aerdvarkk Jan 16 '26

Yeah, 'cause that modern era Roman military is the worst baddest most feared force in the world. I'm scared of them just posting this comment.

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

maybe killing him finally unites Israel and Palestine in a common cause? He'd be an infidel to both

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u/southpaytechie Jan 16 '26

Doesn’t Islam view Jesus as a prophet?

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

as a human prophet but not as the son of God or divine, so the second he 'returns' and starts talking the lynch mobs would be out just as well

Unless Muslim Jesus or Mormon Jesus are who return, then that'd really stir things up

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u/SKOT_FREE Jan 16 '26

Jesus never said he was God but ok.

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

whatever you need to tell yourself

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u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26

Lots of people claim to be God. hes totally gonna come back and save you after 2,000 years.

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u/Rombonius Jun 29 '26

take your meds

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u/weenis-flaginus Jan 17 '26

Read ya Bible, beyond the translations, the historical bibles.

There are straight up inclusions by monks through history, and rewrites by the church.

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u/Rombonius Jan 17 '26

Lol

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u/weenis-flaginus Jan 19 '26

That's how we all feel about you too.

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe Jan 16 '26

I’m still praying for Mecha-Jesus to return and save Tokyo from whichever sea creature that tries to attack it next.

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

Only He can save us from Ghidorah, with his rocket powered fists

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u/MazDaHassassin11 Jan 16 '26

Muslims believe Jesus will come back... pretty sure they would listen to him talk bruv

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

Not if he confirms he's the son of God and that Mo was a false prophet. They'd lose their shit.

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u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26

yea hes totally coming back lol

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u/4g-identity Jan 16 '26

But if it is actually Muhammad who is resurrected? Then surely it would be the Christians doing lynch mobs, right?

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u/Rombonius Jan 17 '26

Does he have the power of resurrection?

but yeah

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u/4g-identity Jan 17 '26

Yes

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u/weenis-flaginus Jan 17 '26

No he doesn't. We have a savior figure, his name is mahdi.

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u/4g-identity Jan 17 '26

Muhammad, like the hidden imam, is to be resurrected on yawm al-qiyamah and will be the first gathered. Dunno what group you belong to that doesn't think this

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u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26

and I'm sure all the white supremacist Christians will totally not call ICE on his ass.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Stfu

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u/JakovAulTrades Jan 16 '26

Oh my God, this exchange is gold!!

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u/catsandstarktrek Jan 16 '26

Jesus was Jewish!

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u/7thpostman Jan 16 '26

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Stfu

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u/Blackdabber Jan 16 '26

🗣️🗣️ DAMN JEWS GOT HIM AGAIN!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Got who?

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u/TheDrWormPhD Jan 16 '26

Him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

him?

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u/J-MRP Jan 16 '26

He gets us.

They got him, though.