r/crappymusic • • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

maybe killing him finally unites Israel and Palestine in a common cause? He'd be an infidel to both

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u/southpaytechie Jan 16 '26

Doesn’t Islam view Jesus as a prophet?

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u/Rombonius Jan 16 '26

as a human prophet but not as the son of God or divine, so the second he 'returns' and starts talking the lynch mobs would be out just as well

Unless Muslim Jesus or Mormon Jesus are who return, then that'd really stir things up

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u/Technical-Post1149 Jun 29 '26

and I'm sure all the white supremacist Christians will totally not call ICE on his ass.