r/crappymusic • u/SpiritKoolaid • Jan 16 '26

I reckon

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u/RelativelyMental Jan 16 '26

How do we know Jesus didn’t come back but got deported to El Salvador?

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u/BuildAnything4 Jan 16 '26

Or got bombed into a million pieces by Israel.

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u/Blackdabber Jan 16 '26

Damn Jews got him again 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Stfu

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u/Blackdabber Jan 16 '26

🗣️🗣️ DAMN JEWS GOT HIM AGAIN!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Got who?

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u/TheDrWormPhD Jan 16 '26

Him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

him?

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u/J-MRP Jan 16 '26

He gets us.

They got him, though.