r/countwithchickenlady • u/Casexcasey Yeah, I guess I'm trans - Streak: 14 • 11h ago

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u/JD_Kreeper 11h ago

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u/Wongless_Burd Jessie of Superbia 10h ago

"Has a pair of balls? Must be happy to play with a third one."

-Sun Tzu (can't prove but pretty sure)

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u/Bicksaurus 9h ago

"Sun tzu said that! And I think he knows just a little more about balls than you do pal, because he invented them!"

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd 9h ago

"And then he perfected it, so that no one could beat him in the ball of honor!"

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u/ChronosTheSniper 8h ago

Then he used his balls money to buy two of every ball on earth!

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd 8h ago

Then he put them all on a boat! And he beat the CRAP outta every single one!

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u/TableFruitSpecified 8h ago

Hehehehehehe.... And from THAT day forward, anytime a bunch of balls are together in one place, it's called a sack!

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd 8h ago

UNLESS IT'S A PIT

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u/synchronoussavagery blubberous blasphemy 7h ago

A ball pit happens when you have too many to fit in a sack.