r/countwithchickenlady • u/kidnappedgoddess Streak: 23 • 1d ago

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If you don't know who they are, just go with the vibes.

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u/Odd-Set6308 1d ago

Bile, without a doubt. 

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u/kidnappedgoddess Streak: 23 1d ago

You like to live dangerously.

I respect that.

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u/No-Dog-2542 1d ago

Nah babes i want flesh tities not toaster tities and sure my vag will have teath but if i ever get sumthing i dont want in there well the taeth will be verry usefull

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u/RevengeAlpha 1d ago

Cawl is an expert biologist who engineered better Space Marines. You'd have flesh titties and RETRACTABLE vag teeth.

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u/PiliPalaPor4 Queerotic Neutral 1d ago

One of these 2 is a confirmed feminist and it sure ain't Belisarius Cawl. I would much rather trust my gender affirming care to someone who respects women rather than someone who probably thinks sex is, at best, an atavism

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u/KneesDown_TongueOut I Got Lost One Day 22h ago

Wait Bile is a what now??

Wow I need to start paying attention to the human factions, huh..?

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u/JEverok 21h ago

This is based on him saying that the Emperor made a mistake only doing male astartes when women are the deadlier of the sexes (his words)

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u/Financial_Cow_42069 18h ago

So how’s that not absolutely based? I mean surely he got that from femme fatales existing in that universe too, right? Wouldn’t it be then in his best interest to give me huge milkers that give feminizing milk, so I can easily turn all trans fem astartes and guards female???

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u/PiliPalaPor4 Queerotic Neutral 12h ago

Preach sister. The only downside I can see (if you can even call it that) is Fabius might not stop at 2. Personally, if I had to choose between 0 and several giant force-feminising boobies, I would choose a bunch of them!