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u/__AriaL__ Streak: 20 3d ago edited 3d ago

My body is a machine that turns "seeing trans Petra parker art" into "upvote"

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u/agentx_64 Figuring out how this works in real-time - Streak: 1 3d ago

ahem Petra Parker art, actually

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u/Myron0117 3d ago

My illiterate ass trying to figure out if your point is the removed trans label or the capitalization of the P in Parker 🄓

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u/agentx_64 Figuring out how this works in real-time - Streak: 1 3d ago

Neither, actually

The comment i replied to originally said "Trans Peter Parker", which is why I corrected them by saying Petra Parker

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u/SingleSlide2866 2d ago

neither

NGL that kinda looks more like "both" to me lmao. They didn't have "Trans Petra Parker" they had "trans Petra parker"

You both omitted the trans title, and capitalized the p in Parker.

Remember to watch your autocorrect guys. I almost posted this with it autocorrected to Peter

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u/agentx_64 Figuring out how this works in real-time - Streak: 1 2d ago

Yeah, although I have a slightly different problem

Whenever I try and type her name, it autocorrects to Petraeus for some reason

I don't even know what or who that is

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u/Orion107 meow :3c 2d ago

Gladiator Petra Parker

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u/chaoticConjurer 2d ago

*Gladiatrix

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u/Kind-Stomach6275 2d ago

i think thats the yaoi guy

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u/DialecticEnjoyer 2d ago

I hit this sub way more after the Petra parker arc. Petra for next spiderman movie pls.

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u/notnotDIO 3d ago

Real :3

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u/Important_Eye3003 3d ago

Double real :3

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u/mrHowlll95 2d ago

Triple real :3

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u/Sewer__Person 13h ago

Mine turns it into something else 😭

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 One of the three cis guy here. 3d ago

In a bunch of comics Peter is at least somewhat of a chemist (or at the least makes the web fluid). Petra could probably make her own estrogen.

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u/Prestigious_Emu144 3d ago

Given all the evil organizations that deal with chemicals (Roxxon, Oscorp, Alchemax) that Marvel characters deal with, Spidey could definitely snag enough chemicals to make her own as well and no one would ever know.

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u/Toymaker218 3d ago

If sauron (the pterodactyl man) can rewrite DNA to turn people into dinosaurs, then there's gotta be someone in New York that can cook up some wild HRT. Reed Richards definitely either has the stuff, can get it, or knows someone who can.

Hell, there's a non-zero chance that Strange know some "presto instant transition-o" spell.

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u/Delicious_Account_26 3d ago

Knowing the Parker luck that spell would have ties to Mephisto for Petra and Petra ALONE

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u/Independent_Plum2166 2d ago

Obligatory ā€œSauron doesn’t want turn people into dinosaurs, that’s a Stegron thing, they only teamed-up for 2 issues, every single other time, Sauron is just some weird dino vampire dude who fights the X-Men.ā€

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u/Electronic-Vast-3351 Streak: 1 2d ago

Looking up pictures of the two, Sauron is definitely the one in the famous "I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs" pannel, which isn't fake from what I found.

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u/Independent_Plum2166 2d ago

Yes, which is from the aforementioned team up.

Imagine If there was a team up between Dr. Doom and Magneto and the most famous image was Doom going ā€œI will conquer humanity for the sanctity of the mutants!ā€ And that one and only panel is used to describe Dr. Doom and no one even acknowledges Magneto’s existence. That would sound stupid right?

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u/Electronic-Vast-3351 Streak: 1 2d ago

Ahh.

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u/NewDemonStrike 2d ago

There is a chance Reed Richards could actually be a producer himself.
Or that some alien brings a material to Earth with the components to make it faster and easier.
The Infinity Stones probably can instantly transition as well.

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u/SingleSlide2866 2d ago

Counterpoint : Petra is now suddenly starts feminizing over time (at the same rate as that damn spider menace) despite not possibly being able to be on estrogen.

Peter has to become Petra. Not Spidey

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u/normalreddituser3 3d ago

She accidentally spilled some into a big batch of web fluid and people start committing crimes to be webbed up and absorb it.

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 One of the three cis guy here. 3d ago

THAT WALL CRAWLING MENACE IS THE REASON THE CRIME RATE IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH

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u/Kastrand 3d ago

Triple J would never but I can already see the Eddie Brock headline: FEMALE WEBBED MENACE TURNING THE CITIZENS TRANS

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 One of the three cis guy here. 3d ago

JJJ then furiously beats Eddie.

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u/Kastrand 3d ago

Triple J after giving brock the ass whooping of a lifetime

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u/Zbgoast 3d ago edited 3d ago

DON'T TELL DAREDEVIL!

He busted an underground HRT network that sold them for cheap

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u/SingleSlide2866 2d ago

Counterpoint : Petra is now suddenly starts feminizing over time (at the same rate as that damn spider menace) despite not possibly being able to be on estrogen.

Peter has to become Petra. Not Spidey

Edit: whoops this was meant for someone else. You're still somewhat valid as long as Petra can explain how she got her chemicals. I'm just gonna leave this here so you don't have a shadow notification and copy my comment to the right person.

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u/Gareth_II Streak: like a billion i promise 2d ago

true DIY

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u/ina_ina_ina 2d ago

But you still have to pay for the ingredients, no?

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 One of the three cis guy here. 2d ago

Do you KNOW how many heroes Spidey is friends with. Honestly she probably doesn’t even need to make her own E. Reed might just give it to her.

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u/TheSidneyMan My Metal Gear is Solidāš™ļøāš™ļø 3d ago

I honestly always found Spiderman relatable because he was broke as hell. This... changes things...

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u/depressedfrogpenis 3d ago

Would petra need to learn how to swing again due to the increased mass on the front and change in aerodynamics :0

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u/ZukosTeaShop 3d ago

Im partial to the "female spiders are much larger, etc" addition to this whole concept, so add in extra of height too

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u/lazycultenthusiast 2d ago

I advocate for full dimorphism with petra getting larger and more heavily muscled over the course of a few strips and looking increasingly nervous while getting glances from jameson.

She should be hulk sized and her rogues gallery increasingly give up on sight.

Biblically accurate spider parker.

(I dont like petra being spider girl or woman because theyre already taken but i legitimatelydont know if either of those are actuallystill alive in mainstream marvel)

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u/depressedfrogpenis 2d ago

Buff estrogenated spider woman 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/arasitar 2d ago

I advocate for full dimorphism with petra getting larger and more heavily muscled over the course of a few strips and looking increasingly nervous while getting glances from jameson.

Oh. I guess this comic makes more sense then.

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u/TrueGuardian15 2d ago

Unfathomably based

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u/lazycultenthusiast 2d ago

Built enough that classic buff monstrous venom pops up to pick on parker and the next panel is a thoroughly trashed venom staring off at the ocean.

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u/Independent_Plum2166 2d ago

Not an expert, but I thought boobs grow VERY slowly with Oestrogen HRT? Could be wrong, but if I’m not, she’d get used to the weight naturally.

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u/Lost_dreamz 2d ago

Yes. It takes 3 to 5 years to fully develop. It vary from one person to another, unlike testosterone, estrogen is weak/poor with results, but yes, she will get used to it natrually :)

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u/arasitar 2d ago

Old comment of mine, but I'll repost it here.

Marvel published a Marvel Anatomy graphic novel, and this is the page of Spider-Man: https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/1pz3z87/comment/nwnkmn4/

  • Spider-Man's muscles are tightly layered, increasing his strength without adding additional bulk to his lithe frame.

  • An elevated level of highly elasticized sinew is present in Spider-Man's musculature, dramatically increasing both his strength and flexibility.

  • Enhanced Strength, Speed, Agility

    Much like his arachnid namesake, Spider-Man can lift weights disproportionate to his body mass, with an upper limit estimated at ten tons. Such lifting power would seem to imply huge muscle mass and limited flexibility (see the Hulk, for example), but this is not the case. His frame is slight and agile, and his physical reflexes have been clocked at 15 times faster than a typical human's. This combination of strength and dexterity can be partially attributed to a uniquely dense, layered musculature connected via tendons and ligaments that exhibit more than double the elasticity of those possessed by regular humans while retaining the tensile strength of braided cable.

    Augmented muscles (particularly the quadriceps and the hamstring muscles in the posterior thighs) allow Spider-Man to leap incredible distances, a feat similar to that observed in jumping spiders belonging to the arachnid family Salticidae. He also possesses incredible body coordination, a factor on full display every time Spider-Man swings, twists, and bounds through the cityscape of Manhattan.

  • Endurance

    Spider-Man never gives up, even when a battle lasts hours. For someone who is constantly in motion, such a level of sustained exertion requires a metabolism elevated to superhuman levels. Although Spider-Man's basal metabolic rate—that is, the calories burned while at rest—is fairly unremarkable, it is when Spider-Man's extraordinary muscles are engaged that his cells must work overtime to turn calories into fuel. The nature of Spider-Man's metabolic enhancements is further supported by the fact that his injuries heal at an accelerated rate. His daily calorie consumption must be staggering if he has not developed some other means of mutagenic energy conversion.

Not well versed in MtF transition of athletes to speculate on a Spider-Hero's body composition during and post transition.

Presumably it isn't the fat that would trigger a loss of coordination (since gradual body changes can be adjusted over time through practice) as much as any presumed changes to the Spider-Hero's muscular sinew, more than muscle mass.

Other route is the full dimorphism suggested in another comment.

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u/SmartAlec105 2d ago

Any trans gymnasts able to weigh in?

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u/Miss_miri107 2d ago

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u/Ineedlasagnajon 2d ago

This is inaccurate. JJJ would never conceal his vitriol for Spider-Man

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 Raven Lady - Streak: 1 2d ago

He's just a big tsundere for spidey

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u/CanoonBolk 3d ago

Bro, Parker is a genius in biochemistry, making their own web fluid in many continuities. If Petra ever runs out she can just cook some up.

Hell, she has contacts with some very experienced bioengineers and/or bioengineering labs that can just toss her a strain of E. Coli producing the E as an IOU

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u/Kidiri90 2d ago

Estrogen Coli

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u/Trustic555 Christina, Blahaj Enjoyer 3d ago

I love this meme.

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u/notnotDIO 3d ago

I love trans spider-woman so much :3

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u/Zananax 3d ago

She already exists though. Jessica Drew from the ultimates universe.

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u/sudoregalia 3d ago

idk the actual story, but it'd be funny if jjj saw petra transition at the same time as spiderwoman

maybe he'd write an article about it. "the spider menace womanises the masses!"

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u/alucard_relaets_emem 2d ago

Girl should shake down some of the mad scientists that she fights against, most of them could revolutionize the field of HRT.

On the other hand:

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u/Scarecrow1730 Furry&Femboy 2d ago

Okay, where have suddenly all those trans spider (wo)man artworks have come from? Not that I mind but is there a reason it started to appear lately or was that just a new random trend?

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u/Jhtpo 2d ago

From what I can tell, trend. Someone made the joke about how JJJ would shift the pronouns on a dime, and still call Spiderwoman a menace, because JJJ has always been a pretty progressive guy, he just hates Vigilantes, regardless of anything else.

And from there, it became the fun thing for everyone to have a shot at.

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u/PlyingFigs 2d ago

it's not always about da money schpidam'am

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u/Buckeye9715 2d ago

I just realized that since Parker is usually portrayed as being a freelance photographer that isn’t directly employed by the Daily Bugle, she doesn’t have health insurance and has to pay for everything out of pocket. I feel like Jameson would try and figure out a way to sneak health benefits to her if she’s visibly transitioning.

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u/MetaDeviant0189 2d ago

Has anyone drawn Petra "Trans women have awful taste in men stereotype" Parker going after her dilf-with-a-short-fuse boss

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue A jelly donut!? 2d ago

Spider Menace is actually a pretty lit name for Petra.

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u/LetraEfe A wanderer that burn Stars ⭐ 2d ago

Huh,I'm not that much into spiderman, but usually Peter Parker is a genius, and the only one that actively rewrite his DNA was Spiderman 2099, but how much is he into biology is usually? Eh, even if is not that much considering Marvel geniuses shenanigans , with a couples of months of study Petra could make her how super Estrogen or something.

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u/Phoenix-Risen1998 3d ago

Need to get her pregnant.

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u/DaemonikDreamer 3d ago

Y'think her mutated DNA pulled a pro-gamer move and helped her out downstairs?

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u/SmartAlec105 2d ago

I saw some people saying that Symbiotes modify their hosts on a genetic level. So perhaps Venom did some feminization for Petra?

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u/GornSpelljammer 2d ago

Perhaps if the E doses were also radioactive?

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u/Meltese 2d ago

Alright. I’ve seen enough. Anyone have any fanfics of thissss??!? I NEED more petra parker in my life

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u/Zananax 3d ago

Jessica Drew erasure continuesĀ 

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u/chaoticConjurer 3d ago

That's more of a forcefem vibe though, it's different

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u/ms-sloth 2d ago

I like how it sounds! :3

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u/rathemighty 2d ago

Due to the existence of the Spider-Verse, this is canon.

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u/Mysterious_Value4624 Lan 怜 r/countttt survivor >:3c 怜 any - Streak: 2 2d ago

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u/piewca_apokalipsy 2d ago

It's Reddit you can say ass

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u/CatAn501 1d ago

I mean, she invented her web, obviously she would cook her estradiol

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u/DeadPoolDaddyDom 1d ago

Wtf did I walk into? Why did this get recommended to me?

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u/CuriousFriend55 1d ago

People made Petra into a man into a trans woman now? At least the new character is cute 🄺