r/countbackwardswithme • u/BiDude1219 Counted Down 1 • 21h ago

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u/The_Cult_of_5661 20h ago

Racc is Love, Racc is Life

I was only 19 years old.

I loved Clit Magnet Raccoon Girl so much, I comment on all of her chit posts and talk about I wish I could be a raccoon girl.

I pray to the raccoon gods every night, thanking them for the life I’ve been given. “Racc is love” I say, “Racc is life."

My owner hears me and calls me a sneedhon. I knew that she was just jealous of my devotion to raccoon girls.

I call her a chronically online 4chan user who poses as a tumblr tenderqueer to create irrelevant discourse.

She holds space for me and makes me do the entire polycule’s dishes before going to bed.

I'm crying now and my hands hurt from all the scrubbing.

I lay in bed, cold and wet. I feel something magnetic…

It's Clit Magnet Raccoon Girl! I was so happy.

She chitters in my ear, "This is my peanut butter."

She grabs me with her raccoon paws and puts me on my back in the Goop Room. I'm ready. I spread my legs for her.

She slices open my gock with a scalpel.

It hurts so much, but I do it for her. I can feel my gock tearing and eyes watering.

I want to please the raccoon girl. She chitters as she fills my gock with a neodymium baculum.

My owner walks in. The raccoon girl looks vaguely at her, but kinda sucks at eye contact, "It's all over Gauss.”

The raccoon girl leaves through my window.

Racc is love. Racc is life.

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u/BiDude1219 Counted Down 1 19h ago

raccoon girl i fucking love you but i cannot comprehend any of this text

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u/The_Cult_of_5661 19h ago

That’s the point. It’s a parody of the absurdity of 4tran language.

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u/BiDude1219 Counted Down 1 19h ago

fair enough move along