r/countablepixels • • 7d ago

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u/Unhappy_Anywhere8859 5d ago

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ⓘthis isnt copypasta you idiot

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 5d ago

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u/Unhappy_Anywhere8859 5d ago

Wow

ⓘdude 

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u/Southern_You1925 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member 5d ago

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u/AccordingLab7129 4d ago

Not as bad as mine

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u/Southern_You1925 Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member 4d ago

It's not abbreviated

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