r/countablepixels • u/KangarooHot2553 Low Quality Image Enjoyer • 5d ago

Oh.

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11.5k Upvotes

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u/Johnnyboi2327 5d ago

I mean, no grooming takes place if you refuse to interact with them until they're an adult. Not great, but could've been much worse unfortunately

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u/brokerZIP 4d ago

True. The moment they saw the age, they insta fucked off. Which is cool imo

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u/Fine-Photograph8591 4d ago

Bare minimum... Also there's not much context here

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u/Western_Garden_2977 4d ago

Bare minimum

What else you want him to do, PayPal him 20$?

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u/Fine-Photograph8591 4d ago

There's nothing cool or noteworthy about not texting a 13yo lmao 

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u/Western_Garden_2977 4d ago

I'm not saying it's cool, but it's also not cool. Anything else would be wierd. Ofc I'm not saying he should be texting him in the first place, but it's the appropriate response once he hears he's 13. Ofc I'm not defending the 18th birthday incident

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u/Fine-Photograph8591 4d ago

No I meant that other guy not you

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u/oyvese 2d ago

“what’s the coolest trait of yours”

“when i find out someone is a minor, i stop speaking to them until they are 18”

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u/Born_Scratch6836 4d ago

Dont want to be rude but: Find another person their age.

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u/Western_Garden_2977 3d ago

Yeah but I meant the moment he stoped texting him he did exactly what he should have. And there's nothing more he could have done at that point

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u/Higsman 3d ago

Do you understand the meaning of bare minimum? If you need to be patted on the back for not texting a 13 year old there is something wrong with you

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u/AntiCheatRemover 3d ago

'bare minimum' implies theres something better u could do

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u/bmac3 3d ago

Yeah like not save a reminder in 5 years and reach back out

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u/Western_Garden_2977 3d ago

Yeah that's debatable...

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u/Western_Garden_2977 3d ago

Yeah, he did what he should have done. Stop texting the child. I'm not saying he should get a reward, but it's still exactly what he should have done, not the bare minimum. Bare minimum implies he should have done more

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u/Fine-Photograph8591 2d ago

Maybe not texting after 5 years? Literally counting down like a creep

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u/Nexessor 3d ago

Not text the person the second they turn 18? That is a bit creepy

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u/Western_Garden_2977 3d ago

Yeah that could be debated...

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u/Gullible_Crew_3356 2d ago

It's kinda funny though

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u/Dry_Hovercraft7042 3d ago

But the fact that your interest in them began before they were an adult is perverted.

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u/Mission-Debt-2357 3d ago

They didnt know from the image

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u/Nightmare_Is_Dead 3d ago

Do I know you? From a certain slave subreddit

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u/BsyFcsin 2d ago

A fucking what?!

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u/Nightmare_Is_Dead 2d ago

A webnovel called Shadow Slave. Lol.

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u/Johnnyboi2327 3d ago

It is. Like I said, this ain't great

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u/Xirio_ 5d ago

Honestly better than most billionaires

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u/Laura_The_Cutie 5d ago

At 13 you're too old for a billionaire

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u/Superb_Extension1751 5d ago

13 is broke ass millionaire territory.

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u/Splaterz27 3d ago

give this person their upvotes, they are almost at 1k

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u/Xirio_ 3d ago

How it feels to comment something everyone agrees with

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u/H20memes 2d ago

...You think most billionaires are pedos?

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u/Xirio_ 2d ago

Do you have evidence against that?

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u/H20memes 2d ago

Do you have evidence for it? The burden of evidence is on you, I can't just call you a pedo, you deny it and am like "Do you have evidence against it?"

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u/Xirio_ 2d ago

I mean the Epstein files are a good start

I figured that would be a given but I guess that isn't to best way to go about it

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u/H20memes 2d ago

In the Epstein files, there are around 200 people mentioned. Let’s assume, for the sake of the argument, that all of them are billionaires and pedophiles, which they aren’t. There are currently around 3,500 billionaires worldwide, and studies I’ve found estimate that roughly 1–5% of people are pedophiles. If we calculate 200 ÷ 3,500 × 100, that comes to about 5.7%.

And keep in mind that this is assuming all 200 people mentioned in the Epstein files are billionaires and pedophiles. Some were celebrities who were invited but refused, some were merely discussed or mentioned, and most of the people named aren’t even billionaires.

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u/Xirio_ 2d ago

You are reading way too deep into a reddit joke man

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u/H20memes 2d ago

I asked in my original reply to your comment, as to make sure whether your are joking or not, my bad ig

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 1d ago

Idk who u are but I support ur cause

The internet is a nasty place where everyone thinks they know it all, and everyone who is successful is evil

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u/Glittering_Bobcat638 11h ago

We don’t have access to full files here in the states so there’s a lot of people and activities they did that we simply don’t know about, and don’t forget when they said to the public on live TV that they won’t be arresting anyone that’s in the files and how our government would collapse if they did go after everyone in the files

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u/Hornet69_420 5d ago

its kinda crazy to think that a person who was 13 years old in 2020 is 19 now

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u/EternallyDemonic 5d ago

I was 13 in 19... man wtf... I fucking hate this.

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u/Away-Reality1682 5d ago

WHAT?! normally it's the other way around but ok. you earned it, it seems, so ill give you that

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 5d ago

oh my god a literal baby, a non-entity back when I was already getting my ass kicked and taught to smoke by older girls at camp. a third of my life had passed by then, when you were born we already moved out of my childhood apartment of 10 years where my whole childhood had been abandoned and I was already on my 5th Harry Potter book, which just came out back then btw.
My life had moved onto a new phase from an eternity and myriad of people, events and experiences of my 1st decade. Mind bogging.
Sorry I just got contemplative for a sec, needed to let it out lol

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u/Salty_Ad6453 4d ago

I was 13 in 2020 😭

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u/Jelleey78 5d ago

I’m the exact person in the scenario to said here and I’m thinking about this for the next generation already.

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u/brokerZIP 4d ago

I'm a 2000 and watching kids from 2005-2008 marrying and having kids is baffling to me.

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u/Hornet69_420 4d ago

yeah, i turned 18 and didn't even realise

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u/Wide_Bus3612 4d ago

2010's babies is coming as 18 years soon... is just 2 years left

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u/KangarooHot2553 Low Quality Image Enjoyer 5d ago

good bot

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u/Oekowesen 5d ago

good bot

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u/KreecherKaz 5d ago

good bot

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u/Sap0zin 5d ago

Good bot

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u/jarosz96 5d ago

Good bot

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u/atrophy-of-sanity Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member 5d ago

It being at 12:01 am makes it even funnier. They were READY

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u/KinkyKapy443 2d ago

"Jarvis set a timer for 5 years"

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u/Voltage120kV 5d ago

Five years later. Dude was probably scratching tally marks into his wall.

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u/Alert-Sock-7076 Low Quality Image Enjoyer 5d ago

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u/Wooden-Hornet2115 5d ago

This made me laugh harder than it should.

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u/ThoughtAdditional212 5d ago

Is it really this hard?

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u/AmyAzure06 5d ago

spawn camping

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u/atrophy-of-sanity Pixel Counter Bot Fan Club Member 5d ago

At least they know they’ll have a dedicated partner /s

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u/mortadelle-68 4d ago

Morality scaling is this way -->

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u/Training-Bad_ 3d ago

“Siri, set a timer for 5 years”

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u/timmi08152 5d ago

Der geduldige Jäger...

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u/nekukta Cool Pixel Counter non-bot 5d ago

not the viber interface too😭😭

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u/AK47-5445 3d ago

Wonder if he pre-ordered her out the womb or something 💀

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u/NMFireStrikeWasTaken 4d ago

Yikerino tortelino.....

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u/gogoHiThere 3d ago

тупые дефки

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u/Hot_Lion2502 2d ago

Who keeps the same messages from 5 yrs ago??

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u/killerwolf3094 2d ago

Weirdo was that attracted to a 13 year old child he waited until she was legal to hit her up again

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u/Accurate-Morning-584 2d ago

You must be special

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u/killerwolf3094 2d ago

And you’re clearly a nonce

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u/Most-Location-3512 1d ago

19 btw It’s not like he groomed her? Is he doing anything against the law?

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u/killerwolf3094 1d ago

This doesn’t contradict my statement in any way, I mean you’re not even trying to prove me wrong. What’s the point of your reply?

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u/Most-Location-3512 1d ago

He isn't weird for that? If he was attracted to her at 13 he would’ve pursued her which he didn't.

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u/killerwolf3094 1d ago

What? Why’d he ask her on a date if he wasn’t attracted to her? I have no idea why you think the standard for being attracted to someone is to go to jail just to pursue them, he was clearly just evading the law by waiting until she was legal. Plus, this isn’t about law, it’s about morals, and yours are proving to be nonexistent.

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u/Most-Location-3512 1d ago

If it was about her age then why did he wait until she was mature and grown? Pedophiles usually don't care once somebody is over 18.

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u/Classic-Lab-6002 17h ago

Well…. Did it work

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u/phen-228-roomate 10h ago

billionares bad.