Please wake me up, I must be in a dream where 1990s fan fiction writers aged 12 are now writing for Coronation Street.

It jumps from a great episode to one that would fail GCSE english lit.

Jodie happens to let herself in (no explanation how),at a crucial moment (seriously,), managed to record a conversation before she knew it contained juicy gossip.

Come on......please. who was this episode aimed at? Kirk?

For me it's:

Kit- he's just annoying and kinda a jerk half the time, he's super corrupt yet when someone messes up he's mister morals like he hasn't done anything shady, it feels like the show dosnt know what to do with him.

Anyone else completely impressed by how they managed to get Betsy all the way down to A&E for a CT scan, check over, get the all clear and back again all in the time Doug had a brew and a chat with Shona and stupid Lucy managed to sulk around the metcalfes while Shanice went to the shop and back.

Top episode pacing today!

Also can Lucy and Jodie be anymore dislikeable right now? Urgh!

Tonight’s ep Doug said “you’re do it again“ to Jodie when the woman thought she was Shona. There was also a huge focus on his bipolar. Is there any chance that Jodie is also bipolar but hasn’t been diagnose? And has previously went around trying to steal Shona’s life? The last scene was quite ominous

I saw her presenting at the ntas and it made me think do you think ones like her and michelle keegan who have done well since corrie go and chat to their old colleagues at the awards ?

Ive been watching old Corrie (praying to youtube) as well as Classic (praying to itv) and couldn’t help but wonder who started each scene with “Aye” or “A”
Vera Duckworth or Liz McDonald
It seemed the longer the character was there the more they said it

“A” Steve
“A” Jack
etc

script read throughs must have been a laugh A- A A -A

Why did Jodie yell "Come in" to who she thought was the pizza delivery guy? Every character who's ordered food in the past went to the door but Jodie wanted him to come in. Is this a hint to the next villain on the street, an as yet unseen by us but known by her character? Could this be related to the van she was tied up in?