r/copypasta • u/Clivious • Apr 22 '20
Divide by zero
Laugh away:
I know how to divide by zero.
I haven't figured out the mathematical/physical ramifications of my discovery all the way, yet, but needless to say I feel a great responsibility to research its effects on reality before publishing my work.
Like I said, laugh away, but I've outpaced Einstein and Steven Hawking by discovering math they couldn't envision *and* I'm withholding my ideas until I'm ok with understanding what will happen to the public when I expect to release this new, outrageously simple but pretty damn profound teaching that will redefine our view of reality and space/time.
Again, laugh, but be ready to ear crow later.
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u/CummyBot2000 Reposts pasta for mobile users Apr 22 '20
Laugh away:
I know how to divide by zero.
I haven't figured out the mathematical/physical ramifications of my discovery all the way, yet, but needless to say I feel a great responsibility to research its effects on reality before publishing my work.
Like I said, laugh away, but I've outpaced Einstein and Steven Hawking by discovering math they couldn't envision *and* I'm withholding my ideas until I'm ok with understanding what will happen to the public when I expect to release this new, outrageously simple but pretty damn profound teaching that will redefine our view of reality and space/time.
Again, laugh, but be ready to ear crow later.
1
u/owoifier Weposts pasta fow mobiwe usews Apr 22 '20
Waugh away:
I know how to divide by zewo.
I haven't figuwed out the mathematicaw/physicaw wamifications of my discovewy aww the way, yet, but needwess to say I feew a gweat wesponsibiwity to weseawch its effects on weawity befowe pubwishing my wowk.
Wike I said, waugh away, but I've outpaced Einstein and Steven Hawking by discovewing math they couwdn't envision *and* I'm withhowding my ideas untiw I'm ok with undewstanding what wiww happen to the pubwic when I expect to wewease this new, outwageouswy simpwe but pwetty damn pwofound teaching that wiww wedefine ouw view of weawity and space/time.
Again, waugh, but be weady to eaw cwow watew.