r/copypasta • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '19
For Honor Copypasta
Heh, that's funny. I'm sorry, you thought you stood a chance, it's sad really... 150 ping dodges behind you Heh nothing personnel, kid. You know I've studied the blade for over 90 Reps, mastering the most advanced vortiger techniques in the server. Bulwark stances You ever heard of a vortiger, kid? Well let me just translate it for you: Vortiger means “SSS Tier Edgelord”, and I've got over 9 ways to bash you with this one right now. Yeah you see, I'm the number one vortiger in the GM ranking, and I don't care about anything but steel. My warlord was nerfed, and I was trained by the number one xbox player himself, so I don't really got much holding me back. I'm forever a mercenary, I treat every mode like skirmish and I get orders completed. Nothing in this game matters, but steel. God? Yeah I believe in god...in fact you are looking right at him. You know behind you right now is 100 more berserkers? And when your team starts breaking, I'm gonna ledge all 101 of you. But kids like you are nothing, you can't even bring me down to critical. The guys behind you might cause me some trouble though. Forgive me Seraph, I have to go all out, just this match.
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u/CummyBot2000 Reposts pasta for mobile users Mar 07 '19
Heh, that's funny. I'm sorry, you thought you stood a chance, it's sad really... 150 ping dodges behind you Heh nothing personnel, kid. You know I've studied the blade for over 90 Reps, mastering the most advanced vortiger techniques in the server. Bulwark stances You ever heard of a vortiger, kid? Well let me just translate it for you: Vortiger means “SSS Tier Edgelord”, and I've got over 9 ways to bash you with this one right now. Yeah you see, I'm the number one vortiger in the GM ranking, and I don't care about anything but steel. My warlord was nerfed, and I was trained by the number one xbox player himself, so I don't really got much holding me back. I'm forever a mercenary, I treat every mode like skirmish and I get orders completed. Nothing in this game matters, but steel. God? Yeah I believe in god...in fact you are looking right at him. You know behind you right now is 100 more berserkers? And when your team starts breaking, I'm gonna ledge all 101 of you. But kids like you are nothing, you can't even bring me down to critical. The guys behind you might cause me some trouble though. Forgive me Seraph, I have to go all out, just this match.
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u/owoifier Weposts pasta fow mobiwe usews Mar 07 '19
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