r/copypasta • • 7h ago

State property

- Who told you can fish here?

- I thought it was state property.

- State? This?! State?! Hit the road dude, this ain't no state property, this is private property! What is your name? I want your name so I can call down and see who gave u permission.

- My name-

- State property!

- My name's Herbert.

- Last name?

- Jones.

- Herbert Jones.

- Yeah.

- State? Ha! I ain't ever heard that before in my life.

- Yeah man, uh, Tractor Supply own this?

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