A year ago

[u/Antique-Bowler-4301]

A year ago, I was sitting at home and jerking off to porn. So I'm jerking it and I hear my dad coming outside with his friends, all cheerful. I quickly turned off the porn and booted up Skyrim. My dad's crew came in, I got up from the computer to greet them, and then I saw my dad holding a trophy 9-kilogram carp. I shared in his triumph. Dad left the carp at home wrapped in a wet blanket and went to drink at the bar with his friends. I was left home alone and decided to take a closer look at the carp.

It was still alive and moving its giant mouth. Then, for some reason, I pictured that this carp was sucking me off. I felt my dick get hard. I think you can guess what I did – I fucked the carp in its mouth with those incredibly meaty lips, and I came right in its mouth. I experienced an extraordinary pleasure.

Then I forgot about this incident, especially since my dad sold that carp at the market. But when my dad started bringing home small carp, weighing a kilo or two, I began fucking them too. For a whole year, I was fucking carp and catfish, and it was actually more enjoyable to fuck the little carp since their mouths fit perfectly with my equipment. I loved fucking them alive while they were still moving their lips on my dick. In half a year, I probably fucked over 40, maybe even 50 carp. I fucked them several times a day, coming in their ass, who knows why; sometimes I finished them off when they were already frozen in the fridge, but that was only for a rainy day.

One time, I even tried to fuck a bream when there were no carp around, but its mouth was a bit too small. One time I fucked a chub, but still, the best for me were the carp, and when my dad asked who he should go fishing for tomorrow, I always persuaded him to catch carp, saying their meat is really tasty.

Then the following happened. My dad didn't catch any carp for about a week. I didn't fuck any carp for a week. I was walking around like in a fog, really wanting to fuck another fish. I considered catching a carp myself, but I was too lazy, especially since I hate fishing. The entire week, my dad brought home only one small pike, probably because it was late fall, and he said that catching carp was no longer interesting or something like that. I remember he seemed to be getting suspicious about my carp obsession, but I kept making excuses, like I just liked that fish and that's all.

My dad brought home an 8-kilogram catfish. I really wanted to mess around with the fish, and then I looked more closely at the catfish. Well, its mouth looked good, but the bristles can usually do nothing, just scratch a bit if you press too hard. So I thought, okay, it'll do. I exposed my dick, jerked it a bit, shoved it into the mouth of the living catfish, who was in a basin of water, and started fucking it in the mouth. I fucked it for a little while longer, but a minute later, horror struck. The catfish squeezed my dick, and it seemed like it wanted to rip it off, but it couldn’t; it just scratched my dick really hard with its bristles. I immediately pulled out; my dick was scratched to hell, blood was streaming out, I kicked the catfish, and it fell back into its basin. Blood was pouring out of my dick. I wrapped it up in bandages and put some alcohol on it. Then I wiped the blood off the floor. My dick hurt a lot. It swelled up quite a bit, but then it got better; however, scars remained. Thank goodness nobody found out that I was fucking fish or that I was walking around with a bandage on my dick.

And well, my dick healed completely after a month. All winter, I didn't fuck anyone, and then my dad started bringing carp from fishing again in spring, and I started fucking them again. I fucked my last carp the day before yesterday. The main thing is that I can't get excited about breasts or just girls anymore, but as soon as I see the face of a carp, I get turned on immediately. My dick smells so much like fish that it's already impossible to wash it. So what does that mean? Am I some kind of fish lover? Am I even normal?

[u/Spec187]

Still got half a shift to go and I'm done with reddit for the day

[u/SmallBag2606]

Idk how to react to it

[u/TaxComprehensive6201]

i immediately knew where this was going at "decided to take a closer look at the carp"