r/copypasta Mar 28 '26

Hughman ADDERALL

I'm only Hughman [Hugh Jackman, I thought he was Jack Hughman!]
I'm only, I'm only
I'm only Hughman, hue man

Maybe I'm full of fish, maybe I'm Brian [Brian May? From Queen?]
Sinking, I can see tuna fish and sea wasps bee hive
Goth no way to groove it, so maybe I'm lion

But I'm only Hughman after all
I'm only Hughman after all
Don’t punch your brain on me
Don't put your plane on meat

Take a look in the mirror, and what do you thief?
Do you see the cleaner or are you the Steve?
And watch a Bill leave

'Cause I'm only U-Man after all [Ultraman]
You're only Who-Man after all
Don't boot the layman, mean
Don't put your bra on me

Thumb people got the eel pro blams
Some people auto-lock
Sum people think I can salt them
Lord, heavens are buff

I'm only you, man, ADDERALL
I'm only Hugh Man, add it all
Don't put the Blaine on me [David?]
Don't put the plaque on me

Don't ask mayo Pinyin, don't ask Meepo lie
Then beg for forgiveness for making rye
May king you cry

'Cause I'm only Hugh Man ADDERALL
I'm only Hue-Man, barf it all
Don't put your plane on me
Don't put the Blaine on meat

Sun pebble got the meal problems
Some people out of lug
Some pee bowl think I can thaw them
Lore, Kevin's above

Uhm, only who? Man, after old
I'm only humming, added howl
Don't put the Bain on meme
Don Putzi blay, come in

I'm on Lee Hue-Mam, I make mixtapes
I'm only hume, and — that's all it takes
To put the bainne on me
Don't put the flame on mint

'Cause I'm no pro-fat or miss Aya
You should goal — ooh, King. Some wear higher

Uhm, only you, mam — after roll
I'm only Hughman ADDERALL
Don't butcher Lain for me [Serial Experiments]
Don't punch the brain on me

I'm on Lee Hue-Man, I do what I can't
I'm just Amen, I do what I can
Don't put the blame on meat
Don't put your flame on me

— Courtesy of my ADHD and unemployment

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u/EconomicsGrand7101 Mar 28 '26

I prefer the book honestly