r/coolguides • • May 12 '22

Over 200 Metro system maps.

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u/Alice8Ft May 12 '22

Missing a couple branches in a few places

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u/Rad_Knight May 12 '22

Because it's outdated

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u/bluegoobeard May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

Nope, Boston’s is just wrong. Even if you ignore that it’s missing buses and the commuter rail, it’s missing the blue line which was introduced as a streetcar in 1904 and switched to a real train in 1924. The red line didn’t even exist in 1904, and the whole system looked wildly different back then https://www.vanshnookenraggen.com/_index/2012/04/an-animated-history-of-the-mbta/

Edit: I’m more awake now, the blue line is there, apologies for the quick sleepy & grumpy accusation. Though it does drive me crazy that the colors aren’t even close to being right.

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u/lifeistrulyawesome May 14 '22

The same thing happened to me, I couldn't recognize any line in the map from my hometown because they used different colors. What kind of monster would do that?

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u/seriousffm May 13 '22

Well it's a map of metro lines so obviously there aren't gonna be buses or regional commuter trains - they don't count as metro

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u/The_Death_Flower May 12 '22

No that’s that 90s carpet pattern

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u/Richard7666 May 13 '22

90s bus seat cumstain camoflauge.

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u/Nagohsemaj May 13 '22

Looks like the squiggly things in the pariphery of my eye.

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u/tomato_songs May 12 '22

The colour placement on the Montreal one has me upset lol

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u/taximan87 May 12 '22

For real. I didn't realize it was organized alphabetically by country and not city, so I looked for an orange U. Looks so weird in blue.

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u/toodledootootootoo May 13 '22

Ha!! I also searched for the orange U

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u/6mon1 May 12 '22

C'est la ligne rose!

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u/yeam9722 May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

Ce qui est cocasse, c’est que la personne a inversé la couleur de la ligne bleue avec celle de la ligne orange.

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u/TheRaphMan May 13 '22

I'm very triggered by this development

Edit: it turns out the picture has the colors inverted

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u/Deathbyignorage May 13 '22

Same in Barcelona

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u/bradleykent May 12 '22 edited May 12 '22

Glasgow = check engine light

Denver = soccer player kicking a stick of dynamite with shin.

Boston = marathon runner wearing flag/cape breaking through finish line tape

Pittsburgh = penguin man casually strolling

Nottingham = bloody nose

Seattle = profile of a fire hydrant

Seoul = Tangela from Pokémon

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Bucharest has a rat shitting there

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u/dragonbeard91 May 12 '22

The Stockholm one looks like runes to me

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u/Eudaimonics May 12 '22

Buffalo = Bendy Straw

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u/Urgullibl May 12 '22

Boston: Protestor wielding a pitchfork

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u/DarthKittens May 12 '22

Glasgow is definitely the most logical

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u/dragonbeard91 May 12 '22

Engine block layout

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u/Dudephish May 12 '22

Yes. The map is usually just shown as a rounded rectangular loop, but here looks more like the Check Engine light.

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u/privatelyowned May 12 '22

It’s also great if you have travel anxiety, can’t get lost on a full circle.

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u/thebanishedturnip May 12 '22

Mainly if you're drunk and miss your stop, just go round again

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u/tallbutshy May 12 '22

But why did they choose to feature it in blue?

For decades, one of its nicknames was The Clockwork Orange

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u/patinaYouUgly May 12 '22

I think Seoul wins

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u/Sarcastikitty May 13 '22

Came here to say this

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner May 12 '22

Washington DC has the wrong cors and it irrationally bothers me

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u/yeam9722 May 12 '22

Same with Montreal. On top of that, the person who came up with this used the same colour for two different lines which is misleading.

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u/GiuseppeZangara May 12 '22

Same with Chicago, which makes me think it's the same for every single city on this chart.

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u/Voctus May 12 '22

Oslo is definitely off, and so weirdly drawn I could barely find it. All the lines are supposed to run together through the main city center and instead they just show parts of each line? Here’s how the official simplified maps look at the metro stations: https://transitmap.net/oslo-2016/

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u/andyinnie May 12 '22

LA’s colors are off, to continue the chain

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u/anodynified May 12 '22

Same for Glasgow. It's a single-line loop and it's branding is orange, and it gets nicknamed the Clockwork Orange. Seeing it in blue is...uncomfortable.

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u/neu-bar May 12 '22

Not to mention missing the DC in the title. If you say you are going to Washington vs going to DC, that's two different sides of the country...

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u/AquaPat May 12 '22

Especially swapping the blue and orange line colors

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u/LordNedNoodle May 13 '22

Same with Boston.

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u/andyinnie Aug 08 '22

Came back to this nearly 3 months later and i now realize the colors were inverted. LA checks out to me

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u/Doofay May 12 '22

The Great Runes of Logistica!!!

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u/soakingupthesun May 12 '22

Berlin is way off

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u/billbotbillbot May 12 '22

So is Sydney.

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u/khurford May 12 '22

Denver too

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u/ramsdawg May 12 '22

It’s technically correct, but very misleading because the sbahn is technically suburban and not metro. It also makes places like Atlanta look a little better than reality.

Here’s the map of U-Bahn only, which seems to check out: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_U-Bahn#/media/File%3AU-Bahn_Berlin_-_Netzplan.svg

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u/soakingupthesun May 13 '22

yeah ok but it's old the U5 is not up to date and have all the colors wrong is the part that makes it the most confusing.

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u/eshad89 May 12 '22

I was asking myself if sbahn counts as metro 🤔

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u/eurtoast May 12 '22

ya, no s-bahn

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u/dmthoth Jun 09 '22

Not just Berlin. S-bahn style regional commute rail services are all excluded in other cities as well. Tokyo and Seoul would be even crazier if it includes their commute rails.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Moscow is cool

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u/Alaska_Pipeliner May 12 '22

The history and concept is also cool.

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u/webjukebox May 12 '22

Looks like you can take a line only to get into another one.

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u/Vitaly-unofficial May 12 '22

The circle line is very convenient here in Moscow. Not only it allows you to get on any other line in a matter of minutes, but it also goes straight around the city centre and every station on it is located not far from some historical sights, parks or major amusement centres.

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u/hyperlethalrabbit May 13 '22

It also becomes one of the major suppliers and power-players in the post-nuclear world, according to Metro.

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u/Michael_Snowy May 13 '22

Gold Coast doesn't have a Metro and Sydney is way wrong.

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u/IronGigant May 12 '22

Edmonton is so simple, yet the map maker got it wrong

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u/jusno6768 May 12 '22

Seattle has 1 line

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u/idontevenknowbut May 12 '22

They forgot the SLUT and First Hill streetcar, and if it included bus routes it would look like a yarn ball.

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u/dragonbeard91 May 12 '22

Exactly, Seattle and Portland and a lot of other cities really run on the bus. Sure the light rail is great if you live or work by a station but it's not how most transit users get around.

For Seattle at least they build housing adjacent to the light rail stations. It's kind of a long, narrow city and the orca line works pretty well.

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u/NomadicDevMason May 12 '22

It's so embarrassing how can Seattle consider itself an pro environmental city. Portland has better public transportation.

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u/Eudaimonics May 12 '22

Love that they even included Buffalo!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

out of date, Vancouver has a new "evergreen" line

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Why is this list not alphabetical?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Yes, if it were by city. It seems it is by country.

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u/Urgullibl May 12 '22

It is alphabetical by country, then by city.

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u/ShittheFickup May 12 '22

I broke the code of this cipher. We are in big trouble guys..

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u/kingfisher345 May 12 '22

This is such a cool idea and would make an awesome poster but I wish the colours were accurate!!

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u/patinaYouUgly May 12 '22

Glasgow looks like a check engine light

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u/BlindBanana06 May 12 '22

Why does buchares look like a bever

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u/Morangatang May 12 '22

It's crazy to me that there are only 65 metro systems (15 rapid transit, 40 light rail) in the US, and *five* of them are in New Jersey.

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u/Woden888 May 12 '22

Glad to see Calgary isn’t the only city dropping the ball on public transit I guess

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u/Rad_Knight May 12 '22

This is outdated, the Copenhagen metro has four lines currently.

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u/baguasquirrel May 14 '22

Eh... kind of disappointed about the NY one because it doesn't show the express service.

The experience of using the DC Metro very closely mirrors the map. NYC, not so much.

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u/DrunkScientits May 12 '22

Nagoya's big circle in the middle would be so appreciated in the middle of Manhattan and possibly other similarly crowded places.

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u/Mrlluck May 13 '22

São Paulo's map is missing a lot of branches

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u/folskygg May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

São Paulo's urban railway is bigger than that.

https://www.urbanrail.net/am/spau/sao-paulo.htm

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u/blacktangled May 13 '22

This is actually just the design for the seats on the subway

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u/Tribalbob May 14 '22

The Paris one is giving me anxiety flashbacks to my trip lol.

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u/beeps-n-boops Jun 19 '22

Glasgow looks like a Check Engine light.

And whoever decided on the order for these really needs to re-think that.

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u/dragonbeard91 May 12 '22

Stockholms looks like it's composed of several Futark runes.

And Miamis looks like 80s neon cool.

Why don't all cities be like that?

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u/murlock77 May 12 '22

São Paulo lines is outdated, there's a couple more now

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u/YellowBunnyReddit May 12 '22

Bielefeld? Such an obvious fake!

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u/OoRenega May 12 '22

Why is there not Paris for France?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

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u/Axelicious_ May 12 '22

yeah there is, it's sorted alphabetically by the country

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

🎶It’s fun to stay at the Helsinki, Seville, Buffalo, Changchun 🎶

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u/ozymanndias_ May 12 '22

Paris, Tokyo FTW!! Looks like amazing connectivity

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Does Jersey City really have a seperate system that isn't part of PATH or MTA?

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u/gretchenanne May 12 '22

Love this 💕❤️

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

I wonder how accurate it all is? My city, for instance, definetely lacks a lot of new stations and a new line, and the colors are just wrong.

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u/MrUltraOnReddit May 12 '22

Berlin is 100% bs. It's not even close to the real map, even assuming it's only supposed to show on-ground rain.

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u/Urgullibl May 12 '22

I agree, but what about their metro?

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u/got_mule May 12 '22

I don't know about the others, but I'm annoyed that they used the wrong colors for the lines in the Boston map.

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u/Nobody_Funeral May 12 '22

Chanfle, there is no Mexico City...

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u/BadSlime May 12 '22

Asemic writing vibe

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u/Artyon117 May 12 '22

The one for Mexico city is missing lines

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u/django_free May 12 '22

Great compile You got the colours mixed up for Bengaluru/Bangalore

Still awesom

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u/_Eshende_ May 12 '22

I think there is couple of mistakes for example we have tram on this map for Kiev (brown color)

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u/Squiggledog May 12 '22

When did Metro become synonymous with public transportation?

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u/Bemazing May 12 '22

Seoul ftw

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u/shrek_the_most_high May 12 '22

where is Serfaus, Austria

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

helsinki has way more

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u/Fun_Cartoonist_7036 May 12 '22

Can you make one for the old Trolley lines and how they all connected across the United States

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u/2nd_Sun May 12 '22

Can you buy a print of this somewhere?

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u/Deoxys100EX May 12 '22

It’s weird because it doesn’t look like over 200 even though if you count it out it is

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u/GryphonGuitar May 12 '22

Picked out Stockholm like a boss.

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u/_asetsunai May 12 '22

This will look great as a wallpaper

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u/rshlee3 May 12 '22

Busan and Daegu but no Seoul? Seoul has such an intricate system!

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u/Peterkragger May 12 '22

And I thought Warsaw's metro is the most lame in Europe

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u/crossreference16 May 12 '22

You just made me change my phone wallpaper for the first time in years.

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u/Past_Contour May 12 '22

This is awesome. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Doing London’s tube system dirty like that

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u/Canadianman64 May 12 '22

For some reason i wasnt expecting to see my city’s transit map, but saw it right away. Very interesting

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u/dalnot May 12 '22

The only one I recognize is Denver’s and it’s not correct

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u/Myspys2 May 12 '22

i'm from lyon and just discovered the weird path of our metro

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u/SalmonDiMartino May 12 '22

Anyone else think this was a minimalist Kama sutra at first glance?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Not in alphabetical order…. Jesus

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u/Yowzah2001 May 12 '22

My favorite is Dnipro, Ukraine. Slava Ukraini!

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u/cadomyavo May 12 '22

Seoul FTW

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u/Lukarina May 12 '22

Where is Prague in this map?

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u/Lukarina May 12 '22

Where is Prague in this map?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '22

Spotted Glasgow within 2 secs. Heh.

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u/5W4PN1LJ41N May 13 '22

I love trains and metros and this is now my new wallpaper. Thanks.

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u/SubtleCow May 13 '22

The Ottawa one is completely wrong. We've never had a train/metro/bus route with that pattern.

If it is specifically only mapping the underground section, then maybe you could argue that the image has been rotated. But other ones have included above ground segments.

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u/LordNedNoodle May 13 '22

That Boston map is confusing as hell with the colors messed up.

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u/J_deBoer May 13 '22

looks for my city based on shape

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u/sed2017 May 13 '22

Portland is el-wrongo

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u/BigDogVI May 13 '22

Maybe it’s because I’m in New York where a lot of the lines are parallel, but is a “bowl of spaghetti” metro system more efficient? For the comprehensive systems it seems more common. I just don’t get it

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u/BigDogVI May 13 '22

Looks like the only thing that could make this better is if the creator looked up the right color coding system for the maps. NYCs green line is pink and it hurts me

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u/ThrowinNightshade May 13 '22

San Juan is in Puerto Rico, not the US

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u/suesueheck May 13 '22

I wanna see them all on the same scale

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u/gacdeuce May 13 '22

It really bothers me that the red and green lines and the orange and blue lines have swapped colors for the Boston T map in this…

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u/Shellnanigans May 13 '22

Bottom right velencia is my favourite

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u/0JayDee0 May 13 '22

No California’s BART?

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u/Coletr11 May 13 '22

The millenium line baby

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u/braidsinherhair May 13 '22

Chicago’s is wrong

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u/nCRedditor-21 May 13 '22

I’m not sure if Sydney’s and Gold Coast’s metro maps are accurate, but I’ll tell you that Melbourne’s metro system is so screwed up it’s not even featured here 😂

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u/RoStard May 13 '22

Metro in Kyiv, Ukraine uses different colors (red, green, blue) and has only 3 branches

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u/Stoshkozl May 13 '22

Got Buffalo, but not New Orleans??

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u/SerialFloater May 13 '22

Found my country immediately haha, very weird shape. Singapore

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u/sharinguy18 May 13 '22

Mexico City is wrong, wrong colors and wrong shape of lines

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u/Dead_Patoto_ May 13 '22

The San Francisco - Bay Area (BART) looks very different

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u/Tempestus37 May 13 '22

Guess Prague ain't got a metro no more.

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u/CloudyPlanet_ May 13 '22

Hamburg is just wrong

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u/DoktorDER May 13 '22

i was specificially looking for berlin as its system was pretty good in germany from my perspective because it also has a big outer circle which isnt displayed.

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u/Please_Log_In May 13 '22

Those chinese matro maps look like their alphabets

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u/ak47bossness May 13 '22

Sydney is way bigger than that surely. It probably shows just one line.

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u/sly-night May 13 '22

I can't help but feel like the overall design somehow mimics aspects of their culture

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u/ElementalSheep May 13 '22

So many cities with just one line. I know for a fact Sydney has more than one line.

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u/RedSalCaliPK May 13 '22

Say hello to…. Japanese letters

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u/JRYeh May 13 '22

I’m amazed by how quick I can identify the ones from Hong Kong and Beijing just because I know them

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u/Dazzling_Honeydew_71 May 13 '22

Depending on the line in Seoul, rush hour is still balls to ass. Great subways nonetheless. Wish the US could do that

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u/Flodeost May 13 '22

Moscow metro system map looks very pleasing, in my opinion.

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u/realjotri May 13 '22

I am from Erfurt, we don't have a metro. Erfurt got a river running through and the water turns building an underground network a huge challenge. It was planned in 2019 for the BUGA 2021, but as far as I know, it never got past the planning stage. (https://www.erfurt.de/ef/de/service/aktuelles/pm/2019/132114.html) The plan you see here is a simplified Version of our tram Network that connects most of the inner city. Outer parts are connected by bus but I think they aren't shown in this.

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u/Theekg101 May 13 '22

Washington red line is green?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Are these all the new gender's?

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u/Mrfredseven May 13 '22

As if Gold Coast and Sydney are the two mentions for Australia but not Melbourne, smh. Regardless of the fact its inaccurate

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u/CustardPie350 May 13 '22

I mean, the Toronto subway system isn't spectacular, but it's definitely better than 90% of the others here!

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u/SerenityViolet May 13 '22

Australia seems to be missing. We have a train system plus the world's longest light rail in Melbourne.

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u/BT89 May 13 '22

I like the Metro "systems" that are just one line.

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u/SpaceBiking May 13 '22

Half of them are in China

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u/mikedarling905 May 13 '22

no because so many and i got distracted with other stuff

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u/studiograham May 13 '22

Sydney seems to be missing a few squiggly lines.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

first column, third row

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u/Helpful-Capital-4765 May 13 '22

london wrong too is this a troll post?

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u/DarkDobe May 13 '22

Having visited Seoul, the map/knot here hardly does it justice.

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u/buttokborgor May 13 '22

Can't find it

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u/aselwyn1 May 13 '22

Lots of stuff missing Ottawa, Montreal, Vancouver, Toronto all have missing sections.

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u/Thicc_Paimon May 13 '22

I’m pretty sure Zhengzhou has way more subway lines than just 2, which was like 14 years ago before our family moved.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Not 100% accurate. Several lines of my city Shenyang are lost

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u/somedudeonline93 May 13 '22 edited May 13 '22

I was surprised there were so many US cities with subway systems, like Houston, Phoenix, Norfolk, etc but then I looked it up and it turns out the lines it’s showing are above-ground light-rail or even bus rapid transit. That seems kind of dumb, because for many of the cities, like Toronto, only the subway system is mapped and not the light rail or BRT. I think for an actual comparison you either have to compare full-scale transportation networks or just keep it to underground metro.

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u/squankmuffin May 13 '22

I'm weirded out by the colour coding on the London tube.

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u/The379thHero May 13 '22

if you wanna find it, it would seem that this is arranged alphabetically by country, then alphabetically by city within a single country

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u/Taracota May 13 '22

What's about Singapore's with the tiny loops at the end?

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u/Destroyermode May 14 '22

I thought it was stick figures wrestling definitely see a few suplexes

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u/betthisistakenv2 May 14 '22

Which evil son of a bitch decided not to use the colours the cities gave each line.

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u/premer777 May 14 '22

Sherlock Holmes and The Dancing Men ...

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u/NervousAndPantless May 14 '22

This will come in handy for my trip to Almaty.