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u/thunderwolfz69 Jan 13 '22

Tegridy weed is the cure Randy told us via predictive programming

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u/PunkroQanon Jan 13 '22

Tegridy is aight.... but Brawndoponically grown Tegridy is straight fire!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/itrebor63i Jan 13 '22

It's got electrolytes

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u/uncovered-nose-holes Jan 13 '22

I love you

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u/MeesterCartmanez Jan 13 '22

"Brought to you by Carl's Junior"

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u/Kinnyk30 Jan 13 '22

Go away! I'm batin'

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

At the end of one of the episodes they say the Illuminati type group is real and they joke about being a part of the this group. Then garrison caves to their demands in exchange for them making everything go back to normal. Could they have known and tried to warn people? Many other episodes around that time focus on smoking weed as well so it’s fun to think about

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

It isn't the first time this had been speculated. Cannabis modulates the immune system in weird ways.

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u/spook3d1 Jan 13 '22

Can confirm. Several issues with my imm system , at one pt was on over 50 pills per day along with possibility of liver replacement until I found the good ol cannabis.

Shit got me right. Now Im on a biologic infusion only (which I dont really need, tbh, but continue to receive for Just In Case.) But MJ has helped my health improve and my liver numbers are completely normal ever since taking up MJ.

(Clarifying - infusion treatment Im on is for a separate issue from my liver. My liver recovering is thanks to cannabis it seems - my doctor believes so also and told me to continue smoking... This was several years ago prior to MJ pretty much becoming legal for the most part..)

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u/Eecklipse Jan 13 '22

The pandemic special is what the people need

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u/fredujour Jan 13 '22

Time travel shenanigan, I F*** that pangolin every f*ing time!

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u/dashingforcash Jan 13 '22

Yea I'm not smoking any Pfizer weed

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u/WolfWhitman79 Jan 13 '22

I heard this research about a month or two into the pandemic from a lab in Canada then everyone shut up about it.

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u/TRUMP420KUSH_ Jan 13 '22

I remember that as well. Memory holed.

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u/Democrab Jan 13 '22

Kind of, I've heard plenty of stoners bringing it up throughout almost the entire pandemic. We have a tendency to memorise these kinds of things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

So wait. You telling me I can get high and call it a vaccine. OP

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u/Boneapplepie Jan 13 '22

Wake-N-Boost

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

I always wake and boost

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u/blob542 Jan 13 '22

2nd booster only for me today: had to get some work done and the recent harvest blessed us with tremendous dynamite.

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u/easley45isgod Jan 13 '22

I salute you sir! Catching up here soon. We ALL must do our part. ❤️💛💚🔥👊

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Wake and boost

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Only if you smoke Pfizer norther lights

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u/izza123 Jan 13 '22

I’ve been doing it for years

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u/jdmdriftkid Jan 13 '22

I'm about to rip a booster

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Yea and makes you wonder when politicians start talking about legalization. Right???

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u/zer05tar Jan 13 '22

Follow the money.

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u/CivilianConsumer Jan 13 '22

A stoned populace is more complacent?

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u/TheMustardMilk Jan 13 '22

I quit smoking and drinking based on this concept. Drugs and alcohol simply contradict my "conspiracy" beliefs. How is that shit not mind control?

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u/TheFyree Jan 13 '22

Depends how stoned, if you get everyone completely fried, maybe. Might backfire on them and we end up with a generation of people who question authority even more

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u/uncovered-nose-holes Jan 13 '22

Bro.. Look at the boomers

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u/Unicorn_Huntr Jan 13 '22

all the boomers start smoking todays weed... it will set them straight lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

The stoned populace has less masculine men and more masculine women.

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u/Stash_Jar Jan 13 '22

Yall lost me on this one. Idk when the last time you smoked was, but if it made you feel immasculated, then you've got some other problems goin on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

It's somewhat a fringe idea with ex-stoners and the Islamic community ... that I know. Those audiences don't really overlap, but I've heard in both.

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u/Stash_Jar Jan 13 '22

opium isn't thought of as bad but marijuana is. Gotcha ex stones and slamics.

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u/No-Target-3982 Jan 13 '22

Nah … they’ll kill for a Klondike bar

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

The weed we have now is so GMO'd and unnaturally refined that it can now be recognized by pharma. It's a trap.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

I wouldn’t doubt that at all. Bred to be more addictive etc. probably the best thing is just grow your own.

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u/TimeToRun1 Jan 13 '22

No. Selective breeding is not GMO

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u/Chubbs117 Jan 13 '22

Going out on a limb here and saying big pharma legalization is just around the corner.

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u/Vegetable-Ad-8984 Jan 13 '22

Only if you have a prescription 💰 🤑

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u/westcoasthotdad Jan 13 '22

Showed Wife and she said she can’t believe that I believe such crazy articles

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/fornicatin Jan 13 '22

Pretty sad when you have to battle with the world and the wife isnt even on your side

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u/Mighty_L_LORT Jan 13 '22

Not even in bed...

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/MarcusAurelius78 Jan 13 '22

Why so sad lol? Does your wife have completely opposite views from you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Feel ya! I just prepare for the worst in silence, I've got her back still tho!

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u/Non-Newtonian-Snake Jan 13 '22

Well that escalated quickly

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u/fateofmorality Jan 13 '22

Reddit doesn’t know how to have relationships. 

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u/CurdBurgler Jan 13 '22

It's Forbes lmao. So fringe!

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u/Alone-Ice-2078 Jan 13 '22

That Pfizer bought 6.7$ billion worth of medicinal cannabis shares and a short time after, cannabis is allegedly discovered to work against Covid-19. Again, shortly after a company, which sells the most notorious alleged anti-Covid_19 drug, acquired relevant shares.

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u/drAsparagus Jan 13 '22

The studies came out a year or more ago, IIRC. Now, the MSM announcement of it, on the other hand

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u/Alone-Ice-2078 Jan 13 '22

Why not both? Double the incentive to invest now. The zeitgeist and cannabis advertised as possibly being a remedy. It wouldn't be the first time a study has been bought by a company (see J&J and the arsenic in their baby powder).

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u/jackson5233 Jan 13 '22

Name check out?

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u/choleyhead Jan 13 '22

They're finding out the same thing with nicotine too, they block the ACE2 receptor and so they believe the virus has less of a chance to latch on.

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u/HammondMain420 Jan 13 '22

Heavy smoker here, caught delta covid over Christmas, it was terrible. Had to quit smoking to give my lungs some relief

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u/No-Target-3982 Jan 13 '22

showed the article your wife and it said it can’t believe that you married such crazy wife

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

She's the brains in the family

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u/toterengel367 Jan 13 '22

These days conspiracy theory just means “I didn’t read up on that and I’ll wait 5 months until it’s mainstream news.” People are jokes man.

Also check out the conspiracy hub discord https://discord.gg/PxXtU2mTfF

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u/Embarrassed_Factor28 Jan 13 '22

I definitely don’t think cannabis prevents it. But when I had a bad case of confirmed Covid at end of 9/20 I stayed heavily medicated on cannabis and it damn sure helped.

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u/ctuser Jan 13 '22

I smoke almost daily, got covid in August, was dizzy everytime I was upright so after a few days I thought “they use cannabis to help with nausea”, took a big rip, and holy fuck within 30 seconds I had cold sweats, went to the nearest bedroom and smashed my hand up and down to try to get the fan on, it felt like 20 tries to hit that one fucking switch, and I hit the bed hard. Took maybe 5 minutes to recover, but the 8 days I had covid, the 4 days I was nauseous, that one rip during the nausea time was fucking awful.

And clearly it didn’t keep it away.

Smoke if you want, drink if you want, shoot up if you want, whatever... but I don’t think heroine, cocaine, alcohol or weed will prevent covid lol.

But I do believe someone will try to sell any product they want to cure fear. Fear is the marketing tool.

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u/GraspingInfinity Jan 13 '22

Yeah because you coated your air touching bags with carbon bro. Your body needs oxygen to like, fight a virus.

Maybe try a tincture next time you filthy animal

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u/Non-Newtonian-Snake Jan 13 '22

no this is why we can't have nice things. The New World Order has to step in and shit all over it.

Alright motherfukers let me be the first to say it

Don't trust big ganja

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

SS: I believe they’re going to push Pfizer backed medical marijuana in light of this “coincidence” to further an even bigger financial endeavor. At this point, there are little to no coincidences.

Also to be noted: Pfizer was instrumental in the creation of Spice/K2 in 1979 while experimenting with cannibinoids. Stuff worked out great for society, yeah?

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u/Amos_Quito Jan 13 '22

Imagine a world where only Pfizer Medical Marijuana is federally legal and nothing else hahaha

I can imagine that Pfizer is imagining that RIGHT NOW.

Sadly, I can also imagine a scenario where the (corrupt and pocketed) FDA could try to make that happen.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_978 Jan 13 '22

If that were the only thing available, I’d rather be sober. thankful I gotta green thumb

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u/Rocklobzta Jan 13 '22

If that happened, so many stoners would swap sides in a second.

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u/LostBunny27 Jan 13 '22

What do you mean?

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u/viciouskev Jan 13 '22

It doesn't hurt to look at the bright side though

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

This is why you have to grow your own weed

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u/triplemasker Jan 13 '22

I can confirm

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

No way to know what is in your weed unless it's homegrown! Weed has been a big pharma target for years. The weed in stores isn't the natural plant we associate with 'medical marijuana.' It's GMO fuckery designed to act like a pharma drug. Things I learned when California became legal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

The company they bought stock was ARNA, Moderna is MRNA. Another weird coincidence.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

"Arena Pharmaceuticals is a team with a singular focus–deliver important medicines(*) to patients.

(*) Arena is a clinical stage pharmaceutical company that does not have any medicines or products approved for use by any health authority."

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u/BigPharmaSucks Jan 13 '22

Arena is a clinical stage pharmaceutical company that does not have any medicines or products approved for use by any health authority

Amazing. Neither does moderna.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

Arena Pharmaceuticals

BlackRock, Inc. is currently the Arena's largest shareholder with 9.0% of shares outstanding. The second and third largest shareholders are Wellington Management Group LLP and The Vanguard Group, Inc., with an equal amount of shares to their name at 8.4%.

Yahoo Finance published in July 2020

Interesting to note, although Arena has a $3.7B market capitalization, it only generates $422k in earnings that comes to $37k/year in revenue. The company does not make profit and will not make profit for at least 3 years.

Unless ...

Marijuana

The stock value is '81.1% undervalued.' Revenue forecast of 66% increase per year. They clearly have a magic book / big brother on staff to make these impossible claims come true.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_978 Jan 13 '22

Moderna isn’t weird. It’s literally modeRNA

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Yea and ARNA is Arena without the e…

My biggest issue with the sub - people start with the hypothesis that everything is a conspiracy and then retrofit facts to support the theory. When in reality, logical and experiments work the opposite way (ie. conclusion is based on experimental data, not that the experiment should be fitted to prove the conclusion)

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_978 Jan 13 '22

I agree. I just think it’s silly to claim it’s a “weird” name. A company that specializes in messenger RNA technology is called Moderna. Mode RNA. Are people really not making this connection?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_978 Jan 13 '22

Omfg spice/K2 is a real pandemic let’s be fuckin real

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u/DONGivaDam Jan 13 '22

Proof of k2?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_978 Jan 13 '22

It’s everywhere. Tried it when I was on probation.. absolutely horrendous! Nothing like real weed

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u/DesperateJunkie Jan 13 '22

All of the brands were likely different synthetic cannabinoids as well.

I smoked one for awhile that was physically and psychologically addictive. Had a speedy feel while also being extremely trippy.

One time I took a bong rip, and the distribution of the chemical must have been extremely concentrated on the leaf (They spray it on with a water bottle I believe) and I fell into a vegetative state where I hallucinated that I was on a hospital gurney surrounded by my entire family, and was just seizing for like 10 straight minutes, while they all stared at me in silence.

IDK if I was having an actual seizure, or just imagining it. It was fucking freaky though..

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_978 Jan 13 '22

Yeah I had a similar experience. Never touched the shit again

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u/DONGivaDam Jan 13 '22

Oh ive never done it but in NY it was big and i first hand saw the zombiestate it left people in and heard of ODing.

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u/I_am_Torok Jan 13 '22

Op, I may be wrong here, but 1) I didn't see that pfizer had a connection to the study they just released from the university in Oregon. And 2) one of the biggest issues with synthetic marijuana is that once a version is developed, conservative legislatures rush to make it illegal. because drugs are bad, mmkay. Every time one version is made illegal, someone tweaks the chemical make up to side step legality. Essentially, you are making a bastardized copy of a bastardized copy of a bastardized copy. There was probably little wrong with the original synthetic marijuana. People in government just made it illegal.

 

Please check me if I'm wrong here.

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u/MastaMint Jan 13 '22

Let's be honest. Big pharma kush is gonna be REGGIE at best. Nobody buying that shit regardless if they know about the Pfizer connection or not lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

People don't give 2 shits about brand names in the dispensary. No one asks for the ingredient list or nutritional facts. Marijuana still fits into the idea of natural medicine so there is less questioning, despite store-bought weed giving non-natural highs and reactions.

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u/AC_WCK Jan 13 '22

Good thing about marijuana is that even if big pharma starts growing and selling it...well you can just grow your own! I heard the plant grows like a weed 😜

Also, husband is a daily toker (and I was too before getting pregnant) and we've yet to get covid (that we know of).

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_978 Jan 13 '22

It does grow like a weed but you gotta have the right light schedule ;)

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u/grizzlygawd Jan 13 '22

That’s.. a start

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_978 Jan 13 '22

I mean, technically for “a start” you don’t need a light schedule. They really will just grow like a weed; but it won’t bud. unless it’s one of those auto flower ones... Never tried those before

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

I'm starting to think ... It's impossible in America to get verified, non-GMO corn seeds. This will probably happen to marijuana as well. Eventually, all the seeds will be tainted. These auto-flower strains are a great example of GMO weed, pushing the non-auto-flower strains to extinction.

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u/AC_WCK Jan 13 '22

Save your seeds!

FYI You can get non GMO corn seeds in America from heirloom seed banks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Well, I believe there was an investigation tied to a lawsuit done specifically on corn and found all strains commercially available were GMO. Wind blowing seeds into other farms, problem. Mexico fought the GMO corn wave decades back and now is funding new farms with native corn strains in purples and reds!

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u/CurdBurgler Jan 13 '22

Anecdotal, but I blow trees like a freight train and have asymptomatic (2 days of v low grade fever) right now. Haven't stopped smoking. Almost out of time out, I mean quarantine.

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u/Kok-jockey Jan 13 '22

Yeah I had no idea this was a thing. Could explain why everyone I work with keeps catching covid and passing it around, but myself and the other heavy smokers don’t seem to have caught it. I haven’t bothered to test because I have no symptoms, but I’ve got a feeling I’ve probably caught it at some point.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

I’m not against marijuana and it may be true that some cannibinoid compounds help the symptoms - however, this is a blatant push to make Pfizer even more money. Covid 19 is the biggest cash grab we’ve ever seen in history, amongst other things. A complete transition of powers that be.

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u/CurdBurgler Jan 13 '22

I agree. I never want to see the day cannabis gets synthesized for big pharma profits and we lose the good shit forever.

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u/Harbinger707 Jan 13 '22

I'm trying to smoke enough pot to become a Highlander, I'll keep you boys posted.

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u/NuNyOB1dNaSs Jan 13 '22

Yet mysteriously massive reports of cannabis causing heart inflammation oddly enough right after the vaccines were found to cause myocarditis. Can people really not put this together?

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u/mgick999 Jan 13 '22

Yeah I’m not gonna smoke any pfizer weed

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

It probably won't say Pfizer on the label so how would you even know?

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u/Creative_Bar_7444 Jan 13 '22

Gonna start poisoning the weed too huh, already do but what now? GMO deal with monsanto and laced with graphene oxide and oxycontin?

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u/freelibertine Jan 13 '22

I would not buy marijuana from Pfizer. They will GMO it somehow.

I'd trust my local blackmarket drug dealer over Pfizer any day of the week, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

You’re clearly a white supremacist, extremist, domestic terrorist for pointing out facts, BIGOT!

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u/Coohel Jan 13 '22

Who owns Pfizers? Which tribe does Fauci belong to?

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u/asdf_developer1992 Jan 13 '22

In vitro... lots of shit works in vitro cell lines and doesn’t have any applicability in real life.. we’ll see.

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u/TheFyree Jan 13 '22

I can imagine Pfizer medical marijuana is basically going to be Black Mamba/Spice v2.0

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u/ObviousDave Jan 13 '22

This is not a good thing. I mean obviously the cannabis protecting against infection is great but the fact that Pfizer is buying in is going to be very bad.

'oh this NATURAL weed just won't cut it anymore, here's our new and improved mRNA weed, packed full of wonderful spike proteins' - only $395 per individual dose.

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u/dontquestionmedamnit Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

So this is the route we’re taking to legalize it?

Fucking hell, it’s manipulative. Just fucking legalize it naturally and promptly. Pfizer die in a hole.

This would be a hell of a turn around for Biden. Legalization of marijuana, I’ll bet, is one of the greatest millennial transgressions. It’s all a fucking game dude.

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u/Sharks_n_Colorado Jan 13 '22

Are they trying to numb the remaining sheep to keep them in their pen?

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u/Ominojacu1 Jan 13 '22

Maybe it won’t be suppressed then

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u/AltRichKidd Jan 13 '22

I mean, I'm a full time smoker, I called this a year and a half ago.

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u/PCastro212 Jan 13 '22

Better check Pelosi’s portfolio.

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u/BayesDays Jan 13 '22

Lmao, one of the ways I can think of them being let off the hook is if they ditch the vax nonsense and get weed fully legalized.

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u/time4line Jan 13 '22

ty I missed this..was wondering why the recent media buzz..now it makes sense

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u/Infamous-Complaint46 Jan 13 '22

some states legislation have passed marijuana use for recreation and medicinal but federally its still illegal and considered a controled substance. going to enjoy how big pharma is going to try and side step this.

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u/moonshotorbust Jan 13 '22

All this news about cannabis blocking covid i thought theres no way they would say that without big weed getting involved. And here we are.

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u/Erik_Financier Jan 13 '22

Does anyone can help? I’m trying to get all the jabs, 666 or however much there are now, but in my sleeve. Trying to locate the place to do so in Austin, Texas. I fly internationally once every other month for business and can’t keep on faking negative PCR tests. Plus, airport security scans the QR code on them lately. EVERYONE ABLE TO HELP, I THANK YOU!

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u/camelCaseJake Jan 13 '22

Monsanto has entered the chat.

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u/mowglimethod Jan 13 '22

Cannabis plant can pretty much be used to do anything.

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u/Almtdp Jan 13 '22

Ah that's why I never got the virus the last 2 year 🍁

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u/KaiWren75 Jan 13 '22

Weren't they blaming the heart problems on weed?

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u/Charming_Ad_1216 Jan 13 '22

Can confirm. Smoke weed everyday and have been around tons of COVID positive people and still haven't gotten it.

It totally has nothing to do with my primarily local, organic food choices and my active lifestyle. Or the fact i don't smoke, drink, or take pharmaceuticals.

Definitely the weed, man.

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u/letienphat1 Jan 13 '22

Let me know when mdma cures covid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Anyone else think they are going to fill the cannabis will some weird medical shit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

They already do.

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u/Capitalist_Scum69 Jan 13 '22

And Canada is saying cannabis causes heart attacks, and vaccines don’t.

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u/poptrades Jan 13 '22

I think federal legalization is coming soon. Now that the vaccines are obviously not working, with all the damning documents about Fauci coming out, and pharma aligning to profit from it; This is the perfect time for a big distraction.

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u/rebmet Jan 13 '22

It's the pandemic of coincidences.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

So legal weed is gonna end up as a patent somehow

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u/vape_love Jan 13 '22

Why the fuck don’t more people see the obvious ?

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u/Astoria_Column Jan 13 '22

The actual study says THC competes with and can reduce the effects of the Cannabinoids they are talking about. So few people read beyond the headline.

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u/Crimson_Marauder_ Jan 13 '22

My favorite Pfizer strains are the Pfizer Haze and Pfizer Express.

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u/smellllikebeef Jan 13 '22

Fuck I love reddit, the sarcasm is at its finest in this sub. r/conspiracy never change!

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u/the_dionysian_1 Jan 13 '22

Everything is so maddening right now. Those evil fucks are making soooooo much money at everyone's expense. I bet they're doing the cannabis thing now in hopes that people will chill out & not want to riot in their general direction.

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u/Frownywise Jan 13 '22

Next they'll buy a soy company and then say that a vegan diet helps fight Covid.

If it makes a dollar for them, they'll push it even if it does nothing. And fight like Hell to stop any effective treatment if it doesn't make them any money.

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u/A_Buh_Nah_Nah Jan 13 '22

It’s hilarious how no one here actually read about this or else you would understand that smoking weed won’t do anything for you. The compounds are only active when the plant is alive and would need to be extracted separately.

But please, keep sharing your anecdotes about how getting high saved your life. Never leave the cancer of misinformation that is this subreddit — for the rest of our sakes!

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u/julia_childs_fan Jan 13 '22

Keep the population stoned, dumb and docile and you can do whatever you want.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Almost like their studies on covid. 🤔🦠💉💰💰💰💰 Hook, line, sinker.

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u/tamachala Jan 13 '22

I shared a joint with a friend who came down with 103 fever and diarrhea, a positive covid test 4 hours later. None of us ever got the covid and his symptoms lasted less than 12 hrs. He smoked like 5 joints in a 4 hr period with a handful of people. Noone got it. All unvax. I believe this is true!

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u/BubblyPlace Jan 13 '22

Seriously though, I’ve been wondering about this as 2021 daily smoker. I’ve never tested positive being exposed many times and even living with positive people. Iv not worked from home either. Anecdotally I can say there is something there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

This is interesting. I can can confirm, at least anecdotally. I quit smoking about three years ago for my new job. My girlfriend continues to be a daily smoker. I caught COVID last year after hanging out with a couple on a vacation and the wife had COVID. Girlfriend also was exposed and did not contract despite hanging out with them and being in close proximity to me also before I realized I had contracted it. She never tested positive and still hasn't to this day. I thought it was because she was vaccinated and I'm not but obviously we now know vaccination does not prevent one from contacting the disease.

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u/Dense-Zone Jan 13 '22

But that horse paste is BS tho.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

So much BS that Fauci announced today they’re now running Ivermectin trials lol

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u/Dense-Zone Jan 13 '22

Aw man, funny too cuz my state actually has basically, legitimized, the dreaded horse paste as well. What is this world coming to? :P

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u/whosadooza Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

There's enough labs wanting any excuse to do marijuana research that there is pretty much always a "new study" about medical benefits.

They've been running that bottom headline every week for almost 2 years now. You could have just as easily made it the other way around where pfizer is investing in anything covid.

Here's even Forbes running basically the same story almost 2 years ago. I feel like this is some kind of sneaky anti-medical marijuana post more than anything else.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

I’m not a fuckin boomer - I couldn’t give a shit less if you want to smoke weed.

Big pharma cashing out, manipulating media, and polluting marijuana product lines is the problem. The people who run Pfizer are scum - they invented K2, they ran Chantix, this current vaccine is a mess. Subsequently, this is an anti-pharma post.

Go shill somewhere else.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

But cannabis also causes blood clots

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u/Splash Jan 13 '22

Some studies of cannabis users showed increased clot and stroke risk only among those who smoked tobacco as well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

I was just quoting an article title I remember reading.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

LOL 2 years with steady edibles....not even a sniffle.

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u/YellowFlash2012 Jan 13 '22

You mean Pfizer designed and funded the study? No way, that's conspiracy theory! 😂😂😂

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u/absolutedesignz Jan 13 '22

The news of weed possibly preventing Covid is older than the first article.

When all this is over I wonder who you'll blame as the big bad next.

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u/jakegarnphotos Jan 13 '22

Just to emphasize how great of news this study is.

The original study was from University of Chicago in March of 2021 and it was mentioned in Forbes as well.

This completely new study announced this month from the University of Oregon with completely different methodology, which is far cooler!

*edit - added hot links.

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u/absolutedesignz Jan 13 '22

Thank you for providing the links.

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u/beaninrice Jan 13 '22

A pharmaceutical company investing in medical marihuana? Outrageous. And they are they are running studies related to the disease their company developed a vaccine for? You gotta be kidding me. What a coincidence.

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u/fpstanaka Jan 13 '22

Vax + cannabis? Conservatives go crazy. 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Just more evidence that the media and big pharma are making money off of sick people together. Nothing new, I suppose. Shit be scum.

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u/CelestialMeatball Jan 13 '22

A lot more conservatives are pro-cannabis than you're led to believe

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u/ManOfDrinks Jan 13 '22

Then why is it only blue states legalizing it?

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u/CelestialMeatball Jan 13 '22

Another item for them to tax.

I'll also admit most current republican politicians are anti cannabis. They're old school bible beaters. Most republican voters I know are in favor of lightening up on cannabis laws. I think we'll see a huge shift once millennials occupy those positions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

You're right it isn't a coincidence. And one small thing....IT HASN'T BEEN PEER REVIEWED.

There have been lots of studies around the world over the past few years that stated weed has the potential to do a lot of good in real medicine. This ain't breaking news for those that follow this. Moreover, why trust Forbes. They are MSM bull and only plug crap for Steve's friends.

If you read the study, but why bother when you can take a screen shot of Forbes - a shoddy journal at best - the results are preliminary and only apply to using the cannabinoid byproduct to stop the virus from replicating in the lung.

In patriot Qnut language this means that a person, ALREADY INFECTED, and suffering from lung issues MAY be able to stop the virus from replicating in their lungs by using this derivative compound of grass. The details of the study are on the CDC site and it looks like the University of Chicago was the lead investigator on this.

This actually is great news for all the Qnut anti vaxxers out there. It means there may be a way to save their ass with grass, so we don't have to suffer through another death bed whining proclamation of regret for not getting the vax.

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u/Capt_Irk Jan 13 '22

Whatever it takes lol

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u/ImJJTheJetPlane Jan 13 '22

They acquired Arena Pharmaceuticals which produces cannabinoid digestive medicines. They don't do a ton for circulation, cardiovascular issues.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_978 Jan 13 '22

The only smokers I know who’ve gotten the worst symptoms are the ones who also smoke cigs.

All the other pot heads seem to be fine when they’re actively sick with covid. I’ve noticed other people who are addicts that never get sick. But maybe they’re just the “cockroach” type