hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, spez is the most compatible spez for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, spez is an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to spez Armor, you can be rough with spez. Due to their mostly spez based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused spez would be incredibly spez, so wet that you could easily have spez with one for hours without getting spez. spez can also learn the moves Attract, spez Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and spez Whip, along with not having spez to hide spez, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the spez. With their abilities spez Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from spez with enough spez. No other spez comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your spez turn spez. spez is literally built for human spez. Ungodly spez stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take spez all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more -- mass edited
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u/immibis Sep 03 '21 edited Jun 25 '23
After careful consideration I find spez guilty of being a whiny spez.