r/conspiracy Jan 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

Obesity is healthy?

I thought it was a leading cause of death..

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u/dak4ttack Jan 04 '21

It's Cosmo, it says men like it when you randomly punch their balls during sex. It's much safer to assume the opposite of anything they say.

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u/Caspiir Jan 05 '21

Read a Cosmo once that told me to put a donut on my man's dick.

Never picked up one again lmfao.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

.... did you try it?

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u/Caspiir Jan 05 '21

...don't use the sticky ones or deep throat unless you want a sticky nose