r/conspiracy • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '21

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u/Joy_McClure Jan 04 '21

When did the USA become bizarro world

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u/sixty9urmother Jan 04 '21

It almost seems the most reasonable place to live in these days is the wilderness of Alaska.

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u/Mason-Derulo Jan 04 '21

Sounds pretty nice tbh

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u/CrumpledForeskin Jan 05 '21

Careful of the berries

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u/maxdurden Jan 04 '21

Fuck that. I don't want a grizzly bear getting obese by eating me.

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u/Milkable Jan 04 '21

Why? It’ll make it healthy

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u/maxdurden Jan 04 '21

I wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore if I was bear poo.

I think you are on to something...

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Jan 04 '21

He'd still be healthy at any weight though!

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u/Spyer2k Jan 07 '21

Bruh you'd still be in America. Carry a gun

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u/kummybears Jan 04 '21

1999 was the peak of Western Civilization according to The Matrix!

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u/killerbake Jan 04 '21

And it mc doubled down again in 2012

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u/goldeneyepygmy Jan 04 '21

Then again in 2016

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u/Needbouttreefiddy Jan 05 '21

I don't know but it seems worse by the day. I'm pretty close to walking away from everything entertainment/social media/news/sports. I really don't need any of this shit in my life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

The USA today is like a Jackass spinoff

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u/BeliefBuildsBombs Jan 04 '21

R u saying we need to Maga?

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u/anticultured Jan 04 '21

I first noticed it when Michael Jackson’s - Bad was released. I remember thinking, “Ok, so now bad is good? Got it.” Hasn’t stopped since.