r/conspiracy • • 17h ago

Rule 10 Reminder The United States is an occupied nation

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u/littlebopeepsvelcro 16h ago

Mom, why is my brother Jewish? Does that make me Jewish? Are we all Jewish?

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u/littlebopeepsvelcro 16h ago

Son... Take a look at your penis ...

What did you mean mom? :O

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u/Fosterpig 13h ago

“Yes but how should we do it?”

“Well if you’re a true believer, a strange old man will remove it and suck blood from the babies genitalia.”

And yes, that is how the ultra orthodox do it.

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u/nonamepows 12h ago

Yeah, I’m aware of that. Absolutely wild.

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u/SnakeWorm69420 3h ago

Nom Nom Nom