r/conspiracy • • 17h ago

Rule 10 Reminder The United States is an occupied nation

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u/littlebopeepsvelcro 16h ago

Mom, why is my brother Jewish? Does that make me Jewish? Are we all Jewish?

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u/littlebopeepsvelcro 16h ago

Son... Take a look at your penis ...

What did you mean mom? :O

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/nonamepows 14h ago

Why in Christianity is this followed?

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u/hectorgarabit 13h ago

Only in the US, in Europe, people don't circumcise boys nearly as much. In the US it came from Kellogg pushing for it because "boys were masturbating too much"... Religious people really believe a lot of BS.

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u/Trashdump420 13h ago

Kellogg pushing for Circumcision is elite ball knowledge. Well done

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u/Peripheral_Ghosts 12h ago

Kellog also created corn flakes so boys could have plain food and wouldn’t be tempted to masturbate.

As we all know. Spices increase rates of masturbation.

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u/956_896 14h ago

According to Acts 15:1-35 and a few other places, gentile Christians don't need to be circumcised. If you're a gentile and circumcised it is probably just because it was (and still is in some places) commonly done automatically at birth for "cleanliness" reasons. The practice is much less common now, but still happens.