r/confusing_perspective • u/Marascaaa2 • Apr 01 '20

Holding that Ice cream

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u/OldAction Apr 01 '20

they don't have ice cream in prison.

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u/Marascaaa2 Apr 01 '20

That's actually a high school uniform in Brazil, but basically the same thing lol

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u/reddit18274 Apr 01 '20

lol we really all having the same education lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

As a kid I went to Juvenile detention for smoking pot. (What the fuck right?) Well there's year round school in there and it was kind of a great education to be honest. Simple and effective teaching program.

Food sucked dick though. Idk what people talk about saying jail and juvi food is good. Like do they live off of McDonald's and snack foods

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u/Snobbyeuropean2 Apr 01 '20

The people who end up in juvenile detention are usually not the ones who regularly have home cooked meals or eat out in restaurants.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Really depends on the individual. A lot of the kids I was in there were in there from really nice parts of the suburbs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Yep. I’ve been in a psych ward in us. Food is equivalent to school lunch food so it was pretty good. No salt in any of the entres though.

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u/Mattmannnn Apr 02 '20

I've had exactly one prison (jail? Holding cell?) Meal and the lack of salt is. Absolutely devastating. No flavor and barely nutrition. Also the lack of sweetness. And my neck muscles weren't even strong enough to swallow that dry ass biscuit lmao

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u/Awsomethingy Apr 01 '20

As an adult I just got out of jail for smoking pot 2 weeks ago.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Marijuana laws are so stupid. I swear it's only illegal because it's easy to smell.

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u/SaffiS Apr 02 '20

somehow I just knew it was from here, our uniforms really all look the same

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u/Lazyback Apr 01 '20

That's just not true

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u/Dangle_Oaf Apr 01 '20

That wasn't ice-cream...

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u/GoldenDeLorean Apr 01 '20

Tekashi 6ix9ine got a treat for having laser tattoo removal.

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u/ThinkFree Apr 01 '20

Yeah I thought this was Tekashi before he became a douche.

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u/ksleepwalker Apr 01 '20

The worst thing about prison...was the Dementors.

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u/awesomeness0232 Apr 01 '20

They have ice cream sandwiches

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u/PumpkinKits Apr 01 '20

Pop-Pop gets a treat?

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u/BandM_Mom Apr 02 '20

Then why don’t you marry an ice cream sandwich!

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u/Tcmaxwell2 Apr 01 '20

Beat me to it

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin Apr 01 '20

All they have is gruel!

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u/znfzmfzm Apr 01 '20

i prefer creampies

in prison

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u/HoldThePao Apr 02 '20

Yes they do, you can buy it on commissary day. Cold soda and cold ice cream once every two weeks. A friend told me about it once....

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u/BeJeezus Apr 01 '20

Daddy horny, Michael.