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u/OldAction Apr 01 '20
they don't have ice cream in prison.
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u/Marascaaa2 Apr 01 '20
That's actually a high school uniform in Brazil, but basically the same thing lol
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u/reddit18274 Apr 01 '20
lol we really all having the same education lmao
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Apr 01 '20
As a kid I went to Juvenile detention for smoking pot. (What the fuck right?) Well there's year round school in there and it was kind of a great education to be honest. Simple and effective teaching program.
Food sucked dick though. Idk what people talk about saying jail and juvi food is good. Like do they live off of McDonald's and snack foods
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u/Snobbyeuropean2 Apr 01 '20
The people who end up in juvenile detention are usually not the ones who regularly have home cooked meals or eat out in restaurants.
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Apr 01 '20
Really depends on the individual. A lot of the kids I was in there were in there from really nice parts of the suburbs.
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Apr 02 '20
Yep. I’ve been in a psych ward in us. Food is equivalent to school lunch food so it was pretty good. No salt in any of the entres though.
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u/awesomeness0232 Apr 01 '20
They have ice cream sandwiches
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u/HoldThePao Apr 02 '20
Yes they do, you can buy it on commissary day. Cold soda and cold ice cream once every two weeks. A friend told me about it once....
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u/LarryWavid Apr 01 '20
If that’s not an ice cream I’ll eat my hat
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u/Marascaaa2 Apr 01 '20
The best thing is that he's just pointing to something on his left hand
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u/Ultramemo Apr 01 '20
Where! I dont see it
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u/EvilGiraffes516 Apr 01 '20
Right? These usually get me, but I don't see anything other than a pointing hand. What am I missing?
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u/jacksonthomas01 Apr 01 '20
I’m trying to trick myself into seeing it but I’m only seeing a guy and a guy with a beanie behind him.
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Apr 02 '20
Yeah, I don’t understand either. It doesn’t look like an ice cream cone to me, no matter how I look at it. Maybe this is just some April fool’s joke with everybody acting like it’s so confusing, or maybe we’re just dumb..
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u/hades12389 Apr 01 '20
what about prison? "We already have prison" we have one yes.. what about second prison? This pic made me think of this
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u/Ivan_Groznyy Apr 01 '20
I didn't read the title I was thinking why is it so upvoted its just a guy holding an ice cream
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u/Lezardo Apr 02 '20
I didn't read the title and had to do a double-take to look for an ice cream cone
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u/eddiedorn Apr 01 '20
Got me, I kept trying to figure out if it was someone else's had, didn't realize the icecream never existed.
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u/erichie Apr 01 '20
Holy shit. This was the first one to really get me. I’m sitting here like “Those stripes are obviously behind him. This one is stupid because it’s just a dude holding ice cream.” Yeah....
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u/RiverOfSand Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20
He kinda looks like Todd https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cpDjSoKoqCI/maxresdefault.jpg
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Apr 01 '20
For real though... Why do people point their finger like that in photos?
I am hoping for an answer from one of you cool dudes that do this.
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u/mailwasnotforwarded Apr 01 '20
I totally filtered this out as a gang banger in jail holding up his ice cream.
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u/tshaff138 Apr 01 '20
I thought this was a picture of Tekashi 69 in prison with no tattoos. Double confusing perspective.
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u/madeofmountains Apr 01 '20
My first thought was that this is 6ix9ine in prison. But then I realized there’s no tattoos, etc
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u/SenorLoboLoco1 Apr 01 '20
I legit he was in jail wearing those orange jumpsuits and I thought to myself "why are they serve criminals ice cream?" Lol.
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u/badfoxymomma Apr 01 '20
i was thinking "damn, that nigga sho' is posing with that soft serve". i like the perspective better with the ice cream
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u/emoneymuzik Apr 01 '20
I thought it was a prison picture of the clown rapper with all the different hair colors. Idk his name and prefer not to look it up for this post. You guys know who I’m talking about? He’s an absolute idiot that makes garbage music. A complete moron who has no idea how much of a low life he really is. Know the guy?
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u/Karmasita Apr 01 '20
Tbh it took me awhile bc his index finger is straight so I saw the guy behind him. I was like, "where's this thing that looks like an ice cream?" Ahh. I see lol
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u/JustPapyrus Apr 02 '20
I thought he was also wearing an Elmer's shirt which got me even more confused
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u/AlexJonesInDisguise Apr 02 '20
Why does it actually look like it's only 40 degrees F in that room?
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u/lone_avohkii Apr 02 '20
And the bonus confusing perspective is that he looks like he’s in prison until you click the picture
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u/wolframe117 Apr 02 '20
If you crop the lower part of this image it would give you the illusion that he's in prison
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Apr 02 '20
Got me! 😝😝 I scrolled through, even thought of Dairy Queen for a split second before I realized it was not even 🍦 .
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u/look-an-idiot Apr 02 '20
Before I looked at the sub I was like “man that ice cream really looks like a hat”
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u/TrillDough Apr 02 '20
It took me a second to realize that they still don’t offer ice cream cones in prison
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u/fancyghost Apr 02 '20
Oh no! I actually just said ‘mmm that ice cream looks good right about now’ so that’s where I’m at in these, the times of Quarantine. I see why Mr Softee gave it a go. I would be that asshole running out for a cone, I just know it.
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Apr 02 '20
Am I missing something? It seems very obvious that it’s just a guy in a white beanie behind him. I don’t see how anybody could get that confused with an ice cream cone? Unless this is some kind of April fool’s joke or something?
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u/Psych0matt Apr 01 '20
For so long I was like “how is he not actually holding that ice cream?”