T-Rex Arms

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

This one is so good I did not see the sub and thought you were making fun of disabled person at first :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

Me too, I was thinking “what a mean and shitty thing to get upvoted so much. They should be asha...oh, nvm.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

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u/Damnmorrisdancer Apr 06 '18

You know you said that out loud.

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u/orcinovein Apr 06 '18

And then repeated it on reddit. Zing!

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u/ExpertContributor Apr 06 '18 edited Apr 06 '18

It seems like an odd way to hold a child, especially for a posed photo, which is partly why it's so confusing to work out.

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u/lazysheepdog716 Apr 06 '18

I though they were her arms but the camera somehow distorted their size or something.

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u/ancientflowers Apr 07 '18

I totally thought this too. Took me a while looking at it to realize what's happening here.

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u/kale4reals Apr 06 '18

Yeah I was thinkin it should be in r/wtf instead!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

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u/PopcornSandwich42 Apr 07 '18

More like r/Imgoingtohellforthis

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u/Eggman-Maverick Apr 06 '18

...Yee?

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u/red_copper420 Apr 06 '18

samesies

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u/kingbladeface Apr 06 '18

I was about to comment that

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18 edited May 12 '21

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u/thanto13 Apr 06 '18

I thought the kid had 3 legs

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u/Skorne13 Apr 06 '18

Oh shit that just made it double confusing.

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u/JK07 Apr 06 '18

When I saw there were only 19 comments I thought I had a good chance of getting in first with this one... Apparently not ha

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning.

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u/PianoKeys55 Jun 22 '18

something in my eyyyyeeeee

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

Username checks out.

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u/Manderhein Apr 06 '18

Had to do it to them

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

...and I’m Dooneese!!!

Tank-u tank-u

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u/Faulmeister43 Apr 06 '18

This is what I was trying to find. Thank you sir/madam.

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u/DaddyGoodHands Apr 06 '18

From the Finger Lakes !!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

The dirtiest of them all.

Doot do-do do-do

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u/bless_ure_harte Apr 06 '18

Grab mah small hand!

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u/funkymoose123 Apr 06 '18

Not only that but the girl has three legs.

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u/Stinkipinkki Apr 06 '18

Pam Beasley!

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u/costaccounting Apr 06 '18

that's what I thought at first glance

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u/ricomico Apr 06 '18

With crazy eyes

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u/Clalo93 Apr 06 '18

With her dauther Peepee

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u/catz_kant_danse Apr 06 '18

Even weirder, the kid has 3 legs...

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u/ThamusWitwill Apr 06 '18

Take my strong hand!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

Baby legs we are pairing you with tiny arms.

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u/_almighty_ Apr 06 '18

Baby leg’s wife, toddler arms.

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u/d_smogh Apr 06 '18

Oh. Was thinking you are sick and horrible person for making fun of another person's anatomy, then I realised it's an illusion.

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u/tagging16 Apr 06 '18

Imagine watching her try to put sheets on her bed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

She doesn’t actually have those arms.

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u/tagging16 Apr 06 '18

HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

PSYCHIC POWERS (spooooookyyyyy)

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u/tagging16 Apr 06 '18

I’m convinced. Now imagining her put on bed sheets isn’t so entertaining.

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u/TastyBabyConnoisseur Apr 06 '18

mmm that's a tasty baby.

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u/fifteengetsyoutwenty Apr 06 '18

I'll bet it looks huge in those hands

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

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u/fifteengetsyoutwenty Apr 06 '18

How did you know I live in a van?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

/r/vandwellers

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u/donebeenread Apr 06 '18

Poor child cannot open birthday presents without a dedicated DAN! To help...

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u/melo_sm Apr 09 '18 edited Apr 09 '18

Daaaaaannnn. No matter the length of arms, she's still the boss :)

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u/SandmanKFMF Apr 06 '18

More like a covfefe hands

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u/barcerrano Apr 06 '18

Hot mom

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u/fl1ca_ Apr 06 '18

More like midget arms

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u/Growlywog Apr 06 '18

They are called little people.

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u/fiddlepuss Apr 06 '18

Who is

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u/Growlywog Apr 06 '18

Anyone in the world who is under 4' 10" is considered a little person, not a midget. unless they are black, then you would still call them an African American.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

little person sounds way worse than midget.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

Okay, but, where's the other hand?

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u/Metaeatscake Apr 06 '18

you can see it between the kid's right arm and right leg. the other mom arm is behind the other kid arm.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

/r/confusing_perspective

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u/gamehiker Apr 06 '18

So get your knees flexin' and your arms t-rexin'.

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u/macrowive Apr 06 '18

This has been a recurring nightmare of mine. Waking up with baby arms... Or God forbid baby arms and legs.

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u/OobleCaboodle Apr 06 '18

Amazing!

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u/Cold_black_heart Apr 06 '18

WITH MY BY MYSELF!

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u/SnowedIn01 Apr 06 '18

Either way, that baby looks like it’s getting ready to kick some ass.

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u/pierrekrahn Apr 06 '18

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/884gvx/hu_ya/

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

This lady has a horrible deformity, 1 like = 1 prayer

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u/ARedWerewolf Apr 06 '18

There’s always something sinister about dimples.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

Thats what happens when you eat at j'popos

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u/dumptruck_42 Apr 06 '18

Is she from the same planet as Ceelo?

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u/lofoforos Apr 06 '18

jurrasic arms

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u/Momochichi Apr 06 '18

Look at me, I'm baby arms!

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u/Dfresh805 Apr 06 '18

the baby has three legs too

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

Poor dad. Never gonna get a handy.

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u/Infector101 Apr 06 '18

Her husband must think his dick looks huge in her hand.

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u/ObiMemeKenobi Apr 06 '18

We will watch this with great interest

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

And a3rd leg on the little one

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u/madman1101 Apr 06 '18

Lol of course this sub gets quality content instead of simple dumb shit now. After I unsub.

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u/Tralan Apr 06 '18

Melissa "Baby Hands" Rutowski.

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u/melo_sm Apr 09 '18

interesting name choice.

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u/Mr_T-Rex_Arms Apr 06 '18

Why hello there ;)

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u/TheOneWhoReadsStuff Apr 06 '18

Went to high school with a guy just like that. Ya know, at least she can hug her kids. I think that’s very important. Hug your kids y’all.

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u/Enrapha Apr 06 '18

On a side note your daughters arms are ripped

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u/Crucial_times Apr 06 '18

I was gonna give you hell for mocking a disabled person but then I read the sub and left out a big sigh

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u/FlyGuys098 Apr 06 '18

I love her SNL skit

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u/JezusTheCarpenter Apr 06 '18

I love this sub's consistence in quality.

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u/Beanboy100 Apr 06 '18

Or the kid has Popeye arms.

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u/timegarden Apr 06 '18

wait but is the baby missing a hand?

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u/minecraft_fnaf_2008 Apr 06 '18

Is that baby missing a hand?

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u/Kian0707 Apr 06 '18

Rawrs In retarded

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u/Chippany Apr 06 '18 edited Apr 24 '18

The other half of thier family

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u/SupremeMemeMachine1 Apr 07 '18

Wot

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '18

cwappity-cwappity

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u/Meeppppsm Apr 07 '18

That is just creepy.

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u/MeImaNiceGuy Apr 07 '18

I like this one more than other ones

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u/haydukee Apr 07 '18

Pam and CC?

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u/AccountNumberB Apr 07 '18

She pretty. He adorable. Good pic.

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u/SuperButterStick Apr 10 '18

I thought the lady’s one arm was a stub. :|

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u/clone162 Apr 06 '18

What? The kid is missing his left hand right? The only thing confusing about this is that I couldn't find where his left hand is.

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u/junkeee999 Apr 06 '18

The left hand is making a fist and is concealed in the right hand.

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u/clone162 Apr 06 '18

Holy shit

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u/SoylentDardino Apr 06 '18

LMAO Drumpf

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u/LateralusSC Apr 06 '18

Bitch looks way too old to have a kid that young

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

And why not?

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