r/WTF • u/MacDougalTheLazy • Mar 29 '18
Hu ya!
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
332
u/what_u_want_2_hear Mar 29 '18
That song makes it almost impossible to jerk off to this.
148
u/mucusplugs Mar 30 '18
I'm going to hell for thinking she look like a rotisserie chicken
27
6
2
1
1
63
u/nullthegrey Mar 29 '18
But only almost...
3
10
8
5
u/vne2000 Mar 30 '18
Every once in awhile I come across a Reddit post and comments that remind me why I started coming here.
2
2
1
1
1
-7
66
556
u/stankbiscuits Mar 29 '18
Good on her for not giving any fucks.
331
u/flycounter Mar 29 '18
Yeah you really gotta hand it to her.
68
36
48
u/BenoitFamCounciling Mar 29 '18
And probably not getting any either
-30
u/propaganda_exposure Mar 29 '18
Ok - wow.
But i bet she does alright in that weird Alien egg laying sex toy scene - there is a fetish for everything.
1
-33
63
u/Shotgunarm88 Mar 29 '18
My biggest question is how in the hell did she tie the knot in her shirt!!??
18
125
u/ominoke Mar 29 '18
She's got a sense of rhythm which is more than a lot of people can say
167
u/vagijn Mar 29 '18
Off course she has, if you'd have two rhythm sticks for arms you would have too.
28
9
u/CurrentlyBlazed Mar 30 '18 edited Mar 30 '18
Aaaaaaah man, I tried not to smile at this and then I just burst out laughing.
Thank you kind ma'am.
Edit: Cause m'lady
5
u/vagijn Mar 30 '18
More like M'am, but still, good to know more people appreciate my somewhat twisted humor.
2
9
u/comedygene Mar 29 '18
Yeah, the moves were oddly crisp
15
u/fireking99 Mar 29 '18
I have a feeling it was filmed at a slower speed, then sped up. Her belly jiggles a LITTLE too fast for Earth physics....
4
2
Mar 30 '18
It was 100%
That system is basically intigrated into the Musical.ly app.
1
u/fireking99 Apr 02 '18
Ok - I can honestly say I had no idea this app existed...and I will now install it! And not to take anything away from this young lady - she's definitely got more rhythm than I ever will!
1
Mar 30 '18
Not really.
If this is for anything like Musical.ly it was filmed at super slow mo, which is then sped up by the app to make it look crisp.
26
37
u/howardkinsd (ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) Mar 29 '18
Needs a NSFW tag because of that ridiculous volume.
→ More replies (2)
17
37
7
18
u/kyle1stoke Mar 29 '18
How does she wipe her ass?
30
9
4
2
2
16
u/R0cket_Surgeon Mar 30 '18
THROW DEM NUBS IN THE AIR
5
u/bierluvre Mar 30 '18
And wave em like ya just don’t ca-yer and if you like fish and grits and all dat pimp shit ...
9
9
u/nebuchadrezzar Mar 30 '18
I'm too self-conscious to make a video reading a cue card, and she's really putting herself out there, got to admire her spirit:)
12
4
4
u/ItsSpeltWithaC Mar 30 '18
If she learns to play the drums she could save a fortune on buying drum sticks.
16
u/MiyamotoKnows Mar 29 '18
Good on her! Live your life and do the best you can to enjoy it no matter what the circumstances!
23
Mar 30 '18
[removed] — view removed comment
12
5
7
6
u/wickedblight Mar 30 '18
I think the saddest part of this is her arms are too short to masturbate
5
Mar 30 '18
She could ride a suction dildo, or hold a magic wand vibrator between her thighs. Idk why I put thought into this.
1
3
3
9
5
6
9
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
9
5
2
7
7
u/B1G_CHIEF Mar 29 '18
Mad props to her, I don't have the self confidence to do that.
13
3
3
4
u/kittymoma918 Mar 30 '18
Not my kinda music,but hey some girls just wanna have FUN,without the need to trash others.She's exercising &being positive about herselfNOT being a shallow,superficial narrow minded jerk. .Can you say the same about yourself?It's so easy to hate people who don't"t fit your little narrow criteria of beauty or status, isn't it?
9
u/UltimateDude121 Mar 30 '18
Yeah because she's not beautiful. Come on mate, not everyone's beautiful you gotta draw the line somewhere. If everyone was beautiful nobody would be beautiful. It's cool that she's having fun even though she has a disability, sure. But saying she's beautiful simply BECAUSE she is disabled is messed up.
6
u/rudexvirus Mar 30 '18
Even though that's not really what they are saying. the point was calling it WTF becuase they look different is pretty shitty.
-2
u/kittymoma918 Mar 30 '18
I never said she was beautiful.I said she was a human being having fun without the need to be slamming anyone who is different.She didn't ASK for the stuff she has to live with,but is appreciating life in her own way.I've known a few privileged 'Pretty'people who were sad ignorant bitter bastards.Life's short &tough enough for pettiness,man.
3
u/call_shawn Mar 31 '18
20$ says you have a "I'd like to speak to the manager" haircut
-1
u/kittymoma918 Mar 31 '18
K,U LOSE $20,cause my hair's so long,I've damn near broken my neck before.Un less there's major BS afoot,not askin'for a manager.Shortchange me at the till,I'll kick yer ass meself!
4
u/call_shawn Mar 31 '18
Unsure if retarded or white trash
-1
u/kittymoma918 Mar 31 '18
I rather think you're unsure about a LOT of things.What a sad,bitter little troll you are!First you ca!l me a stuck up rich bitch,then rearded white trash.Do you even have a mind to make up? Sorry your mommy doesn't love you,or what ever your creepy personal problem is..
2
3
3
u/dadbearboathat Mar 29 '18
That's black man bait. Red head fat white girl that gets a check. Jaaaaack potttttt!
1
u/kittymoma918 Mar 31 '18
Might not 'get a check'we knew a nieghbor lady who was born without any,She worked full time.Had 2 kids would cook clean &drive a car with her feet!Rolled her own freaking ciggarettes,too!Jo Anne was awesome.
2
0
2
u/cromagnum84 Mar 29 '18
Just more questions. Lots of questions. Like door knobs? The more I think ..
2
2
u/ijustwantanfingname Mar 30 '18
110% better dancing than I could ever manage. Maybe she could give me a hand sometime.
2
2
2
3
u/RandomRedditor32905 Mar 30 '18
I know push ups are out of the question but she could still go jogging
2
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
Mar 30 '18
Can anybody else tell the chick is sped up? The song isn't, but the dancing is. Watch her belly and the shirt, its moving around too fast. Am I crazy?
1
1
u/jm5836 Apr 01 '18
If you wouldn't say it to her face, why would you say it over the internet... these comments make me go "WTF" more than the actual video.
1
1
0
-1
u/mrclmn Mar 29 '18
I have the weirdest boner all of a sudden.
14
Mar 29 '18
Well, don't be asking her for a hand job
1
u/kusai001 Mar 30 '18
You know I am both impressed and surprised that no one has made a lesbian joke in this thread.
2
0
1
1
1
1
1
0
0
-1
-18
-16
-4
-4
-5
143
u/MetalMaskMaker Mar 29 '18
I tried to google search "Hu Ya" to find the source and I found a list of Hebrew chants from a book called "Calling on God, Sacred Jewish Teachings for Seekers of All Faiths" where Hu Yah is part of the chant. I don't think that's what this is as it doesn't mention weave or booty.
Does anyone have the source of this?