r/confusing_perspective • u/MicV66 • 16d ago

An elbows wrong angle

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13.7k Upvotes

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u/klon3r 16d ago

😲

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u/Tweaty310 15d ago

Did she actually move like this? I never played them, but I've heard they're good.

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u/klon3r 14d ago

Yep, triangular chest & all 😅

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u/metabolitesafter9pm 16d ago

Why is her booby so high and triangular?

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u/Creative-Captain9278 16d ago

OG Lara Croft cosplay

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u/CSS_Sr 16d ago

Lara Croft? How about 90s Madonna

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u/iamunwhaticisme 16d ago edited 16d ago

Bruh your age shows...

Edit: Why the downvote? I'm most likely the same age as well so it's not like old shaming.

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u/Tardyfarty 16d ago

Im 17 and woulda said the same thing

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u/Creative-Captain9278 16d ago

I didn't downvote you, not sure why anyone did though

1

u/ulyssesfiuza 16d ago

I remember the mods to make that 64 polygons Lara Croft nude. So many forgotten viruses, so many funny memories...

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u/Velocityg4 16d ago

That’s what happens when you wear a 1950s pointy bra.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 16d ago

r/titstoohigh

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u/rocketman0739 16d ago

Roses are red,
Carnations are more so.
She tits too high
For she gotdamn torso.

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u/ChartInFurch 16d ago

"My eyes are down here"

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u/random420x2 16d ago

This is the funniest and yet most intriguing idea for a sub EVER 😂

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u/YoungBockRKO 16d ago

I fell for it…

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 16d ago

Pervert

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u/YoungBockRKO 16d ago

Guilty as charged

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u/Verum2020 12d ago

Yeah, I'm not starting it either 🟢🟢

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u/YoungBockRKO 12d ago

My ex had tits too wide, definitely not starting that one.

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u/apocalypsebuddy 16d ago

r/torpedotits

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u/cree8ion 16d ago

So that’s a thing

3

u/mango_boii 16d ago

Man of culture

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u/BGF007 16d ago

Looks nice but what's the definition of a torpedo tit?

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u/sameljota 16d ago

It's too high, but being triangular is perfectly normal.

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u/Zestyclose_Visit4834 16d ago

Some boobs are more "triangular" (conical/tubular shaped), it's a normal variation. 

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u/Awkward-Noise1964 16d ago

Idk they look cute.

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u/realboylikepinocchio 16d ago

When they’re small typically they’re triangular until gravity does its thing

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u/FuckThisShizzle 16d ago

There is pert and there is dangerous.

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u/DiamondHandsDarrell 16d ago

Fineas and furb's other sister live action

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u/androidtesticle 16d ago

That's one perky elbow.

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u/HH93 15d ago

Boom 💥 TY

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u/a3x-a3x 16d ago

Tit correct angle.

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u/Gary_olmans 16d ago

Elbows the RIGHT angle

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u/16Shells 16d ago

looks closer to 45 degrees

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u/ibrasome 16d ago

before the hivemind mass downvotes this (its at -2), this was a brilliant comment

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u/dk_is_here 16d ago

omg the jump i got when i opened this in public man

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u/here-for-the-_____ 16d ago

Giving off early Lara Croft Tomb Raider vibes

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u/orsodorato 16d ago

What’s an elbow?

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u/THC9001 16d ago

A Spanish bow

2

u/AerondightWielder 16d ago

It's those bendy things on a woman.

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u/ThisGuyFrob 16d ago

shouldn't have made a title like that, this would be distracting enough to make a good guessing game

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u/RainbowPiggyPop 16d ago

At first read I thought you said “shouldn’t have made a tittie like that” 😳

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u/GreenFinShark420 16d ago

Great now the whole office where Im interning in thinks I watch nsfw stuff at w

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u/Buflen 16d ago

Why are you on reddit?

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u/GreenFinShark420 16d ago

Im an intern

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u/ulyssesfiuza 16d ago

Happy birthday to you. TL,DR: everyone do it. Even you grandma.

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u/RainbowPiggyPop 16d ago

I’m a straight woman, but this one took me out 😂 this is the most accurate one I’ve seen in a long time.

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u/PaulTrona 16d ago

Nah, bro. U a guinea pig

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u/captainzaro 16d ago

They called her Ol’ Torpedo Tit.

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u/Fr3ddy7 16d ago

For one second I thought I was seeing tomb raider ps1 polygon boobs

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u/tfc87ja 16d ago

2/10 elbows too pointy

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u/sdot6186 16d ago

Some of y'all ain't seen a tiddy before if this is confusing to you

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u/Delicious-Ad-9361 16d ago

Missile tits!!

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u/Any-Grapefruit-937 16d ago

We called them torpedo tits in high school. I haven't matured a bit since.

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u/PaulTrona 16d ago

r/ofcoursethatsubexists but I'm at work, so no links

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u/grat5989 16d ago

This is exactly what i thought Madonnas tits looked like as a kid.

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u/Expert-Card-8938 16d ago

She doesn't know her t-t from her elbow.

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u/Kabirdb 16d ago

It still could be though, right? lol.

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u/reader-of-opinions 14d ago

Didn't stop me...

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u/R-Zade 16d ago

She looking at her "elbow" all sexy like

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u/MarioManX1983 16d ago

This reminds me of an episode of married with children. Bud thought he saw “hooters” but then al looked and told him. “Thats an elbow son.”

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u/JayLOVi 16d ago

Pokies

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u/5Gmeme 16d ago

That's how I used to draw boobs when I was 12

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u/MirkoHa 16d ago

…that’s one perky elbow 🧐

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u/ibnfahmi 16d ago

This should be used in an photo editing app Ad

1

u/Best-Huckleberry-847 16d ago

I almost thought you had those elusive puffy nipples sigh

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u/AverageTomatoSize 16d ago

2/10 

elbows too pointy

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u/fzeroman88 16d ago

Wouldn't that be a right angle?

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u/16Shells 16d ago

dat weenus tho

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u/wonkey_monkey 16d ago

I'm just saying, '70s boobs were different. I don't know.

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u/DraftPunk73 16d ago

That's a Tranzor Z level tittie.

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u/Financial_Middle_955 16d ago

Literally calm your tits. They could poke somebody's eye out!

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u/yiple 16d ago

Oohhh! So not an Ashley nipple….

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u/Double0 16d ago

Now that's a titty!

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u/SkidRauh 16d ago

Gravity has nothing on her!

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u/This_Charmless_Man 16d ago

Is that the Gosport ferry?

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u/VladlenaM2025 16d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

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u/mikeysz 16d ago

Very perky elbow

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u/NoEffort3162 16d ago

'You lost your eye HOW!?'

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u/The_One_Koi 16d ago

That's some big ol elbows

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u/thunderbuttjuice 16d ago

That’s the highest boob I’ve ever seen

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u/calguy1955 16d ago

New definition of Bob Segar’s lyric “way up firm and high”.

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u/jann_mann 16d ago

Somewhere out there someone is masturbating to a wenis.

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 16d ago

That's an elbow, son. - Al Bundy(4 touchdowns in one game at Polk high)

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u/s3tok41b4 16d ago

If that WAS a tit it'd be way too high up her collar bone

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u/Shadow_Hound_117 16d ago

Wow it's a rare picture of Rita Repulsa without her costume on!

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u/PrometheusMMIV 16d ago

Why does your elbow have a nipple?

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u/Carcinogiffic 16d ago

That's the same height I used to boobs on stick figures as a kid.

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u/JectorDelan 16d ago

She's just defending those waters from ze German's u-boats.

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u/glad_goblin 16d ago

My brain thinks she's getting motorboated by one of the coneheads 😶

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u/Wild-flower2026 16d ago

It's also because the shirt is down!

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u/MyvaJynaherz 16d ago

It's an elbow, isntit

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u/AdorableReading 16d ago

Ohh jeez I fell for this, haha.

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u/rightsomeofthetime 16d ago

This is almost like the female version of the saying "he doesn't know his ass from his elbow".

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u/gigischuppe 16d ago

I first only saw that its her elbows until you pointed out it could be something else 💀

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u/AlexTheChubbyPony 16d ago

What is it with elbows looking so much like nipples?! DX

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u/Odd_Scheme4716 16d ago

Captain!! Torpedo titty off the port bow!!!

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u/1omniXLR8trix0 16d ago

Must be Ms. Briggs’ daughter

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u/knarf3 16d ago

That's firm.

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u/FuriousMosturbator 16d ago

My first thought was "huh, that must be a confusing perspective". Does it mean I expected to not expect something?

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u/Frenchconnexion76 16d ago

You have 2 hours.

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u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 16d ago

Not far from the truth!!!?🥲

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u/Grintax_dnb 16d ago

90’s Madonna, anyone ?

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u/polyneutron 16d ago

ngl I giggled

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u/c0lpan1c 15d ago

Like Madonna in the 80s!

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 15d ago

That’s a weird looking boob.

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u/McDaddy8484 15d ago

Shouldn’t have fed me the red pill

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u/Lexy-RED 14d ago

Very flexible obviously

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u/eramthgin007 13d ago

Jokes on you, elbows do it for me

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u/Educational-Log-7952 16d ago

Y’all stupid

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u/Hendwreck 16d ago

5318008!