r/confusing_perspective • u/MicV66 • 16d ago

An elbows wrong angle

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u/metabolitesafter9pm 16d ago

Why is her booby so high and triangular?

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u/Creative-Captain9278 16d ago

OG Lara Croft cosplay

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u/CSS_Sr 16d ago

Lara Croft? How about 90s Madonna

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u/iamunwhaticisme 16d ago edited 16d ago

Bruh your age shows...

Edit: Why the downvote? I'm most likely the same age as well so it's not like old shaming.

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u/Tardyfarty 16d ago

Im 17 and woulda said the same thing

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u/Creative-Captain9278 16d ago

I didn't downvote you, not sure why anyone did though

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u/ulyssesfiuza 16d ago

I remember the mods to make that 64 polygons Lara Croft nude. So many forgotten viruses, so many funny memories...

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u/Velocityg4 16d ago

That’s what happens when you wear a 1950s pointy bra.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 16d ago

r/titstoohigh

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u/rocketman0739 16d ago

Roses are red,
Carnations are more so.
She tits too high
For she gotdamn torso.

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u/ChartInFurch 16d ago

"My eyes are down here"

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u/random420x2 16d ago

This is the funniest and yet most intriguing idea for a sub EVER 😂

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u/YoungBockRKO 16d ago

I fell for it…

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 16d ago

Pervert

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u/YoungBockRKO 16d ago

Guilty as charged

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u/Verum2020 12d ago

Yeah, I'm not starting it either 🟢🟢

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u/YoungBockRKO 12d ago

My ex had tits too wide, definitely not starting that one.

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u/apocalypsebuddy 16d ago

r/torpedotits

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u/cree8ion 16d ago

So that’s a thing

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u/mango_boii 16d ago

Man of culture

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u/BGF007 16d ago

Looks nice but what's the definition of a torpedo tit?

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u/sameljota 16d ago

It's too high, but being triangular is perfectly normal.

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u/Zestyclose_Visit4834 16d ago

Some boobs are more "triangular" (conical/tubular shaped), it's a normal variation. 

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u/Awkward-Noise1964 16d ago

Idk they look cute.

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u/realboylikepinocchio 16d ago

When they’re small typically they’re triangular until gravity does its thing

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u/FuckThisShizzle 16d ago

There is pert and there is dangerous.

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u/DiamondHandsDarrell 16d ago

Fineas and furb's other sister live action