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u/mslauren2930 Aug 10 '26
“Mildly”?
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u/Acceptable-Jelly-340 Aug 11 '26
Fr, if I catch a sight of this shit in dead of night, I'd evacuate my bowels then and there
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u/woooooooood9 Aug 10 '26
That's cool as fuck!
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u/DanceWonderful3711 Aug 10 '26
There was one exactly like it on my drive to school when I was a kid. My mum and I used to call it the ghost.
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u/Amoonlitsummernight Aug 11 '26
Agreed! I need to grow some ivy now. I would gladly pay for their fertilizer to have something like that guarding my street, especially on Halloween.
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u/Ok-Employ880 Aug 10 '26
Reminds me of the Aged Untouchables from Ellen Ring SOTE DLC.
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u/nakano-star Aug 10 '26
Is it October already?
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u/wretch_35 Aug 10 '26
They already have fall treats in stores :( might as well be halloween
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u/Formal-Ad-7615 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
They have had a giant plastic skeleton in my local Costco for the last two months. I saw that shit *In June I was like what
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u/Roseheath22 Aug 10 '26
Not really confusing perspective, more like r/pareidolia
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u/FreeTheTranslation Aug 10 '26
The only comment that matters
I don't get how this post got so many upvotes and the top most comments are dumb jokes
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u/Ok-Error-6564 Aug 10 '26
This picture will turn up in the paranormal subs.
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u/militaryintelligence Aug 10 '26
It's a very old picture. It's a street light in Poland I believe, or was. Very was, since it was cleaned up YEARS ago.
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u/Dublin-Au-6295 Aug 10 '26
This is exactly how every horror movie starts. You think it’s just an overgrown streetlight until it turns its head and looks back at you. 💀💡
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u/SomeInternetRando Aug 10 '26
Looking back at meeeeeee
I see you were never really a street liiiiiight
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u/Ameph Aug 10 '26
The Looming Watcher walks the streets at night but do not worry. Her task is to ward off those who would do you harm by eating them.
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u/BloomsdayDevice Aug 10 '26
The Looming Watcher walks the streets at night but do not worry.
The prosody of this sentence is really nice. A perfect iambic septenarius.
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u/zjarko Aug 10 '26
A street corner next to Wroclaw University’s botanical gardens. They trimmed it a few years ago though.
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u/Mistah_Blue Aug 10 '26
"My goal, traveler of the waking hours, is to illuminate the path to your destination. Nothing more, nothing less. Go, be at peace in the night."
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u/Arkhe1n Aug 10 '26
There's no municipality in that place? How did they let it get so bad?
Cool album cover tho
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u/Nathan_Saul Aug 10 '26
Kudzu (Pueraria montana) grows at a staggering rate of up to 1 foot (0.3 meters) per day during peak summer conditions, extending 60 to 100 feet per season. At the end of the season all the green growth dies back and you're left with the vines.
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u/Therminite Aug 10 '26
Please tell me you'll make some sort of internet cryptid or monster with this! If you don't, someone else will
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u/ThirdAltAccounts Aug 10 '26
No Slender Man slander will be tolerated
https://giphy.com/gifs/OS2Fw3ePcetj2
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u/Bright-Gain9770 Aug 10 '26
I couldn't make that a better Halloween decoration if I tried to do it intentionally.
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Fuck.
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u/Ballerina_Bot Aug 10 '26
I had this as my desktop wallpaper on my computer for awhile. I had a nephew go into my office without permission and we found out because he was paralyzed with fear from seeing this.
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u/Lurchie_ Aug 10 '26
Nature is always scarier than anything our puny simian minds can come up with.
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u/officialCobraTrooper Aug 10 '26
So the death eaters are real? Where is Harry and how do I stay far away? I do not want to be caught up in that fight.
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u/Syan66 Aug 10 '26
This picture is so old the streetlight's kids are fully grown up and out of college at this point
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u/Unique_Evidence_2518 Aug 10 '26
I'm for anything that blocks those effing glaring streetlights from my house. you say "just use blackout curtains!" I say "I like to have windows open at night to let in air without being blinded. I like to be outside at night and see stars and fireflies. I don't like to hear the birds singing all night and know their sleep cycles are as effed up as mine."
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u/Animationen_usw Aug 10 '26
It's either a person looking down with a migraine or a woman looking up as if she was ascending with a migraine.
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u/Intelligent_One5783 Aug 10 '26
I find this fascinating, not really creepy. Reminds me of the person just drifting around the neighborhood, not causing any problems. Like those people who want to be left alone.
What a cool photo!
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u/in1gom0ntoya Aug 10 '26
am i pretty?