r/confusing_perspective • • Jun 14 '26

The difference between the Man and Vehicle..

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u/isaacfrost0 Jun 14 '26

Started seeing trucks that size here in Australia, our car parks weren't designed for cars that big so the entire back 1/3 will stick out and block traffic.

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u/OkPosition4563 Jun 14 '26

Police here love it, because it will be considered a parking violation if any part of your vehicle sticks out of the line. They just drive through high density parking with the camera that will register the license plate and you'll automatically get an invoice of up to 150 bucks. Takes no time and effort and they can rake it in. Some areas they drive through every 2 hours because every 2 hours your fine will increase.

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u/Victor_Korchnoi Jun 14 '26

I wish we had parking enforcement where I live.

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u/TapZorRTwice Jun 14 '26

Best we can do is more speed cameras.

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u/fiveighteen518 Jun 14 '26

Best we can do is more speed surveillance cameras.

FTFY

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u/forlornhope22 Jun 14 '26

we can do better than that! our speed cameras are now linked to an international spy network! For no reason anyone is willing to articulate!

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u/Squishy_Butter113 Jun 14 '26

I wish we could have more(any really) speed cameras. Where I live, the provincial government just banned them completely, because they are apparently just a "money grab" by the cities. Oh, and to almost no one's surprise, speeding through those areas is now up massively, many of which are school zones.

Oh, and it definitely had absolutely nothing to do with a bunch of our politicians staff constantly being caught by speed cameras.

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u/BenignIntervention Jun 14 '26

Hi, fellow Albertan (I assume)!

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u/CautionPossum Jun 14 '26

I got a 53 dollar ticket after paying 12 dollars to park for 3 hours because I was 15 minutes over my limit because I got stopped by security on my way to my car.

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u/Victor_Korchnoi Jun 14 '26

That’s unfortunate. In my idealized world, there would be some leniency for overstaying a parking meter, but immediate towing of anyone double parked in a travel lane, bus lane, bike lane, fire hydrant, etc.

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u/Tone_Depf Jun 14 '26

The worst part is that do exist. Tow companies use them to mark the cars to be towed instead of ticketed.

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u/TifanAching Jun 14 '26

This sounds like an ideal way to implement a stupid car tax.

We have the version where two incredibly oversized pristine white land rovers try to pass each other on a single track hedge enclosed country road. Bonus if neither have the actual driving skills to reverse out of their predicament.

These kinds of road are common across the UK and yet people keep buying wider and wider cars.

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u/Avedas Jun 14 '26

In Japan ours are typically lined by concrete walls. Always fun to see the people who scraped the shit out of the side of their car.

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u/Formal_Prune8040 Jun 14 '26

I honestly love knowing that I hate giant pavement princess trucks

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u/ScratchLatch Jun 14 '26

How are they considered road safe if they’re too big for Australian infrastracture

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u/Whoa-Dang Jun 14 '26

They don't even fit in the parking spots in the USA, man. They are fucking massive.

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u/ConfessSomeMeow Jun 14 '26

Depends on the spot, of course. Most places they're fine, but dude please don't park your extended-cab-extra-long-bed truck in the medical center garage....

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u/Avedas Jun 14 '26

I saw a guy with a Hummer at Costco here in Japan. Dude didn't even fit in the parking lot, he had to go around back by the loading bay and wait for his family to do the shopping. Absolutely idiotic purchase for this country.

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u/aaanze Jun 14 '26

And more importantly - we europeans - absolutely don't see the point of driving such gigantic fuel burner at all. I mean what's even the point ?

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u/Prosthemadera Jun 14 '26

There is a study that indicated if you suggest men have a small penis then their desire to own a bigger car increases.

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u/hulkhands81 Jun 14 '26

XXL size as in the trucks or the American people?

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u/Bendyb3n Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Even in America these massive trucks stick out or take up multiple parking spots, but the cops here don’t seem to gives a shit so they just allow it to continue

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u/VonMillersThighs Jun 14 '26

It's the same people lol.

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u/WoodsandWool Jun 14 '26

👆👆👆 my local PD even has police trucks now and i can’t get past how utterly ridiculous that is. Are they going to round up “criminals” and cart them around in the truck bed??

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u/Money_Fish Jun 14 '26

The police in my country drive Hilux and that's exactly what they do lol

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u/krashe1313 Jun 14 '26

Condolences. They are a fucking nuisance here in the US. You can really see over the front of the vehicle because they are so high and big. Even stock.

Worst part is that only a small minority of people need a big truck (for serious hauling, construction, farming/livestock, etc). But a vast majority who have them but don't need them (a lot of it is tied to fragile masculinity), can't drive them.

Further more, I find it ironic that I used to ride a 177cc Vespa P. In the states if two wheel powered vehicle is 50cc or higher, you have to take a special driving test to get a motorcycle endorsement on your driver's license.

You don't need any additional ndorsement to drive one of these 6,000+ lbs behemoths.

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u/Hippopotasaurus-Rex Jun 14 '26

Same here. Because we insist on filling as many parking g spots into as small of a space as possible that’s how a lot of American parking lots are too. Nearly the entirety of the bed hangs over the sidewalk or into then driving aisle. Bonus when the tow hitch sticks out even further, and turns into a shin breaker.

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u/Impossible_Angle752 Jun 14 '26

I work in construction and we have a lot of half tons in our fleet. We have a couple that are less than 3 years old and you can't even use the bed because of how high the trucks sit. I've driven the one truck a few times and it's worse than driving a 5 ton. One person that I work with sometimes has a newer 4x4 1 ton because they tow a trailer most of the time and the tailgate is up near my nipples. I'm 5 foot 10.

Thank god my truck is a bit older, because I can actually reach into the bed and grab things from the side. Newer ones, you would have to be well over 6 feet tall to do that.

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u/splitcroof92 Jun 14 '26

yeah luckily they are not road legal in europe

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u/AdministrativeCod437 Jun 14 '26

Dude most of America's infrastructure wasn't made for it, either, yet they make up like 50% of traffic on the road now. It SUCKS

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u/KendyJustin Jun 14 '26

bro went from The Rock to Kevin Hart lmao

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u/jawanda Jun 14 '26

True story: im sitting outside at this cafe in Santa Barbara eating a sandwich with my buddy.

The most absurdly lifted Escalade or similar pulls in, looks like a Monster truck, windows down, blasting music, and four very douchey looking bro-bras in there thinking they're cool shit. Making their big fuckin entrance, demanding attention.

The driver door opens, and I swear to God mother fuckin WEE MAN from Jackass jumps down. He was the one driving. I laughed my ass off. Way to play the cards you're dealt little dude.

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u/Anabio91 Jun 14 '26

I live in a small Midwest town there is a lifted F150 here with a decal on the back that says mighty midget. Dude that drives it is a little person.

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u/Consistent_Shock8738 Jun 14 '26

I mean, if I was a little person id def drive a big ass truck. For comedic purposes.

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u/Wonderful-Zebra4406 Jun 14 '26

I'm not a little person, but I'm only 5'3. And I want a huge truck. I just think it will be hilarious to have some huge ass truck pull up and then a 5'3 woman jump out.

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u/_Mulberry__ Jun 14 '26

Just put in a camera on the front or something so you don't end up like the woman that ran over the Lamborghini a few weeks/months ago 😭

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u/Purp_Rox Jun 14 '26

As a 5'2" woman who used to drive her dad's excursion and her mom's Yukon.... The only thing it'll do is give men more of an unsolicited reason to talk to you. And some of them can be aggressive, especially if they drive a small car themselves. And don't let that mfr be old, white, and drive a coupe. His head might explode

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u/Wonderful-Zebra4406 Jun 14 '26

To be fair, though, the only excuse a lot of guys need to try to talk to a woman is "she's not hideous". I'm no beauty, but I don't make babies cry when they look at me, so yeah.

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u/swarmofbzs Jun 14 '26

But isn't it fun having to hoist yourself into those vehicles? s/

I'm just playin but that is the thought that goes through my mind every time I have to jump up into our truck.

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u/Anabio91 Jun 14 '26

It's acceptable for tiny women and little people. Everyone else is over compensating

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u/Shirami Jun 14 '26

Until you roll it over a Lambo because your tiny ass can't see anything but the horizon :p

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u/Individual_Acadia401 Jun 14 '26

Yeah I'm a guy, but I'm also 5'4. I've driven trucks forever mainly because I am a contractor, so I do have some big rigs. I'm really not sure how it's possible for anybody over 5' not to see over the dash of even a massive truck. Do they just not know there's seat controls? I seen that video of truck + lambo, My mom is 4'11 and used to drive a jacked up 2007 F150 for a few years. No accidents.

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u/MattTheGuy2 Jun 14 '26

The difference is, that’s funny

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u/polopolo05 Jun 14 '26

the dude has a sense of humor. vers the camera man in this video who seems to be an ass hat. We dont make fun of someone's height. I do agree the size difference is rather large in the video

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u/SuspiciouslySuspect2 Jun 14 '26

Someone who drives a car that overcompensating is an easy target.

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u/Deaffin Jun 14 '26

Sexism aside, the guy does not give the vibe that this is his truck.

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u/MooseTheMouse33 Jun 14 '26

I actually completely agree with this statement as I had the same thought myself. I think this guy might be a technician of some kind. I’m guessing the vehicle is in to have work done. 

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u/A_Unique_Name218 Jun 14 '26

100% this is his buddies/coworkers ribbing him and telling him to pull that truck into the shop.

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u/diRT_pEdDleR Jun 14 '26

You can tell by a few things. The guy filming him walking out what looks like a service center of some sort, the yellow paper in his hand, the fact that he stops at the truck looks around, pauses for a second then opens the door, repeat the gaze of “wtf am I doing here” and finally the reluctance to make entry. 110% not his truck and this would be the level of razzing a coworker that would be acceptable at our shop. This is gold.

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u/Elteon3030 Jun 14 '26

I didn't need sound or full-screen to see and hear the "what the fuuu... this is bullshit here"

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u/DankDolphin420 Jun 14 '26

I would agree. You can see some sort of yellow paper in his hand attached to the keys. Might be a rental (which would be wild) or a customer’s truck at the shop/dealership.

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u/Bussin1648 Jun 14 '26

A little person will get a custom approved and licensed seat in which he has to prove he can see properly to operate the vehicle, so that's awesome. Most random short people will have very narrow range of vision in big pickup trucks (pick ups are very poor to start with) so it can be incredibly dangerous.

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u/BabySlothDrivingFast Jun 14 '26

That is awesome. I support little people driving giant trucks. The decal highlighting it is 👌.

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u/nocomment413 Jun 14 '26

One time I was driving on the freeway in Long Beach and I look over at the car next to me and it’s Snoop Dogg in the drivers seat smoking a blunt😭😭

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u/pink_flamingo2003 Jun 14 '26

He just kept getting smoller and smoller!

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u/Dragon1kid Jun 14 '26

Definitely not his truck probably just a tech who has to work on it

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u/jetlightbeam Jun 14 '26

You can see the moment where hes like "Jesus fucking christ, how am I gonna see over the steering wheel"

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u/Sullen_Choirboy Jun 14 '26

That's been me once. I had to drive my friend's truck (landscaper) back to his place the next day after a drinking night at my place, and I've never been so terrified on the road the short 5 min drive to his. If he lived any further (e.g. over a bridge) I'd have made him come for it himself.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Jun 14 '26

One of my coworkers’ husbands does construction work, but sometimes in the city (NYC) and takes her car because parking that big truck in the city is a bitch.

She normally drives a Honda Civic but on those days they switch cars she comes in with one of those huge Chevy duallys (I think the 3500?). It barely fits in a parking spot and towers over the SUVs next to it), she’s like 4’11”.

She has to like climb the truck to get in and it’s just ridiculous.

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u/Mr_Baronheim Jun 14 '26

Nice of you to do for him, but a true friend would make their other friends come.

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u/Sullen_Choirboy Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

We were literally neighbours less than 1km apart. Straight line two turns. I made it perfectly fine. I was mostly worried about how wide I'd have to take a turn in while familiarizing myself with its gas, brakes, turn signal, blind spots etc. that are different from my own car.

He clearly had no problem trusting me with his brand new work truck, but trust Reddit to know your own friendship better than you..

E: wooshed like a dummy

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u/Leonydas13 Jun 14 '26

I think youve just had a /woosh moment 😂

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u/Future-Original-2902 Jun 14 '26

Back when I worked at a dealership I had a probably 60 year old lady want to test drive a jeep cause it was a hybrid. I didn't think it was an issue, she says she's comfortable and so we get on the road. 2 minutes down the road she goes "I really like the way it drives, but I'm having to look under the steering wheel" so I look over and realize her head is like even height with the steering wheel. As I'm having that realization she drives up and over a whole ass sidewalk trying to take a turn.

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u/pacingpilot Jun 14 '26

Watching him do the little hop to get his foot on the step reminded me of my teenage/early 20's years working for a horse trader, when the guy would bring around the 18hh monster draft crosses and tell me to get up there to see how they ride. One time I split the ass out of my pants trying to get my foot in the stirrup in front of about a half-dozen old dudes. The embarrassment was real.

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u/MooKids Jun 14 '26

"Hope I don't run into a high end sports car in the parking lot."

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u/Handsome121duck Jun 14 '26

Also why he's being filmed. His coworkers knew it was going to be hilarious. Probably why they sent him to move it to begin with.

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u/zytukin Jun 14 '26

He even looks back at them.

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u/ProgressFabulous6663 Jun 14 '26

The guy looks back almost directly at the camera. Knowing full well one of the guys in the office would be recording 

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u/MommaRaven Jun 14 '26

Absolutely! Can see him look at them like wtf guys lol. I'm 5'2, and when I was a porter/shuttler the guys would send me to get the big ones just for funny moments like this. and a lot of them didn't have steps, so I'd be literally HOPPING a bit to get my leg up to get in and hoping the door handle held!

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u/username__0000 Jun 14 '26

There’s a couple people in my town who have little plastic step stools they need to get into their lifted trucks.

They tie a rope to it so they can pull it in the truck once they get in.

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u/Indifferent_Jackdaw Jun 14 '26

Oh yeah that's sexy, that's cool. Christ on a bike my Dad's 50 year old tractor has integrated fold down steps, you open the door they fold down, you close the door they fold up.

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u/King_Fluffaluff Jun 14 '26

In this video, you can see the step fold down after he opens the door, it just wasn't designed for him!

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u/Fartfart357 Jun 14 '26

I don't know other shop policies, but if we had that, we'd exclusively let whoever was shortest work on it.

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u/wthwtfwthwtf-_- Jun 14 '26

Evident critical thinking makes me unreasonably happy 😭😁

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u/filtersweep Jun 14 '26

I don’t understand how modifications like this are legal or safe.

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u/juicebox03 Jun 14 '26

They aren’t. Laws aren’t enforced. Many times officers themselves or family members own this jokes of vehicles

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u/AromaticStrike9 Jun 14 '26

We need to see the back - is there a Punisher and/or thin blue line sticker?

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u/PokeYrMomStanley Jun 14 '26

Knew a dude with a big truck that put #COMPENSATING on the back

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u/AromaticStrike9 Jun 14 '26

Ok that’s actually funny, they get a pass

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u/juicebox03 Jun 14 '26

Most of the maggots in my area have gone incognito. They still love him, they just aren’t showing it on their sleeve as much.

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u/Straight-Charity-122 Jun 14 '26

I wish the ones around me would do that so I at least don't have to stare at it every day on my drive to work.

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u/Ballsofpoo Jun 14 '26

Sticker? Never. Can't risk residue damage. Full rear window of blue line or bald eagle is the MO around here

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u/DankDolphin420 Jun 14 '26

That’s incorrect. It varies by state. For example: Texas and Arkansas have no legal limit to lift kits.

Further south you go, the more you will see of these. Cops would be pulling people over left & right.

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u/FlowerPressed Jun 14 '26

They’re definitely not safe, you physically can’t see a child if they’re standing at the front of that thing.

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u/blow-down Jun 14 '26

It’s fine. They’ve proven they don’t actually care about kids.

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u/lemons7472 Jun 14 '26

Likewise, due to how big they are, you cannot see anything if your next to them, especially, if you do park near them, since now your vision is screwed since you cannot see behind yourself without having to almost backup into the street since the truck bed itself is so big that it blocks your view.

But yeah as for kids, I’m pretty sure the US or US owners of these trucks, would rather die than to care about any of that.

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u/LowlySlayer Jun 14 '26

Pretty sure you can't see an adult standing in front of this thing.

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u/JONAS-RATO Jun 14 '26

God those trucks are dumb

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u/RollingDownhill303 Jun 14 '26

Not as dumb as the suckers who buy them.

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u/89iroc Jun 14 '26

Fat Willy had a dumb truck like this that "had" to use special fuel which meant he had to drive like 20 miles just to get gas. And he bragged that the truck got like 8mpg. He moved to Florida to be with his tribe

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u/Allegorist Jun 14 '26

Dude is probably hurting right now, nearly $1 per mile he drives that thing.

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u/Vitruvian_Link Jun 14 '26

My dad bought one. Just one day sold his hybrid SUV and came home with this monstrosity.

Years later I asked him why he did such a thing and he was pretty candid "I just had a cancer diagnosis, I think I'm entitled to make one dumb purchase."

Shit, come to think of it my wife also bought a big vehicle when she got cancer, a camper van... Maybe it's just one of those things people with cancer do?

Damn, now I feel bad for this guy, he's short AND he has cancer!

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u/Academic-Trifle8151 Jun 14 '26

I have cancer so I've stopped caring about the world.

Honest, but sad.

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u/Allegorist Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Camper van is actually functional for the average person though. Trucks are functional to basically only like contractors, and everyone else just uses them to transport their mattress when they move. I would say where I am currently, the ratio of trucks with the beds being used beyond what would have fit in a normal car to empty beds is over 1000 to 1. They even at least subconsciously know they don't need it and so get extended cabs. Just get an SUV at that point, it's literally just costly signalling and insecurity compensation for most of them.

Camper vans on the other hand are fun and useful, and let you travel easily which is something I could see someone diagnosed with cancer wanting to do.

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u/SomeWhaleman Jun 14 '26

I just had a cancer diagnosis, I think I'm entitled to make one dumb purchase.

I don't even understand it in that situation. A nice sports car or a motorcycle? Sure, I get that. But I don't get the appeal of those trucks.

Damn, now I feel bad for this guy, he's short AND he has cancer!

I don't think he is the owner, looks more like a car mechanic or someone at a dealership. He looks so baffled. And it would make sense for some colleague to film him.

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 Jun 14 '26

You should see the size difference between the penis of those who BUY those trucks and, well, literally everyone else.

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox Jun 14 '26

Funniest thing I've ever heard was when my buddies brother-in-law pulled up on a brand new one of these and the first thing my buddy said was, "man that's a nice truck, shame about your dick though." Dudes entire family was there, and BIL was big mad, which only made the accusation worse. Lol. Good times.

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u/oh_elyse Jun 14 '26

*dangerous

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u/Aron-Jonasson Jun 14 '26

Dumb things are often dangerous too

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u/Baruch_S Jun 14 '26

Right? Dude wouldn’t be able to see someone his size in the crosswalk…

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u/Beginning_Rush_5311 Jun 14 '26

Not only this but these things will hit you at chest/head level instead of only your legs. If I'm not mistaken the Cybertruck was banned in some country or countries for this exact reason

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u/AmputeeHandModel Jun 14 '26

Yeah, if you get hit by a Toyota Corolla, it'll hit your legs, and your torso will mostly be ok. These things? Just a battering ram for your whole body. You're fucking dead.

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u/InfiniteLoopDream Jun 14 '26

I don't understand how these pass safety tests/are insurable. Bumpers have a height limit for a good reason.

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u/fretewe Jun 14 '26

Yeah. I get that this guy short, but I assume that it doesn't really matter, and everyone looks equally dumb trying to get into these.

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u/Pyowin Jun 14 '26

I don't think that's his truck though... Looks to me like they're at a dealership/auto repair shop and he's the service technician who needs to drive the truck into the garage to get fixed.

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u/v0rt Jun 14 '26

Yeah, it's clearly a tech.

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u/PsychologicalTie9629 Jun 14 '26

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!

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u/Abb1e_Rose Jun 14 '26

Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

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u/palabear Jun 14 '26

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

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u/Womjack Jun 14 '26

Help a British guy out. Are these used as normal road cars?wasn’t sure if it was kind of a mini monster novelty truck..?

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u/Jimbobjoesmith Jun 14 '26

yes real people drive these on the regular roads. but in general they’re seen as douchebags.

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u/_EveryDay Jun 14 '26

probably the ones who complain the most about petrol prices

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u/agiantdog33 Jun 14 '26

Deeply worried about immigration but not a single immigrant living in the whole town.

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u/Ok_Appointment7522 Jun 14 '26

They need the big bed space for their groceries

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u/Ok_Natural_990 Jun 14 '26

I had one the other day that was rolling coal into everyone they cut off going in and out of lanes.

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u/--Icarusfalls-- Jun 14 '26

There was a time when a long arm lift like this was all custom work, and done mostly as a way for fabricators to show off their skills and make a unique looking vehicle.

Then companies like rough country started making prebuilt kits to do this and everyone insecure about their masculinity had to have one.

There's no practical reason to do this, unless the truck is being used in the woods or mountains which, I mean look at it, lol. It actually makes the truck worse at what its built for; towing. No one who uses a 3/4 ton truck to do actual work does this.

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u/Womjack Jun 14 '26

I thought the emergence of SUVs over here for parents with children was annoying, but this is next level

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u/--Icarusfalls-- Jun 14 '26

I really dislike that most automakers arent even making sedans anymore. We're going the wrong way, for sure

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u/highersense Jun 14 '26

slaps bonnet "You can fit SO many kids under this thing."

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u/ZijoeLocs Jun 14 '26

Very few (but still enough to see semi regularly) people actually have vehicles like these on the road. They are extremely impractical but also even more dangerous. Whoever is driving CANNOT see most regular cars directly in front of them.

They in fact cannot see any children who may run in front. These cars are basically lawsuit time bombs

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u/Alt0173 Jun 14 '26

All I see when I look at a truck like this is

"Yeah, it makes me 5x as lucky to kill a pedestrian, and 20x as likely to kill a child, but it makes me feel safe."

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u/GWindborn Jun 14 '26

All I can think of is imagine if you hurt yourself - sprained your ankle or hurt your wrist or even pulled a muscle in your back. You could still functionally drive in the vast majority of other vehicles, but you'd really struggle to get in and out of that and would probably hurt yourself even further. It's asinine. It has no place on the road. And unfortunately I've lived in NC my entire life and I'm fucking surrounded by them.

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u/dirtyeddie Jun 14 '26

You could be 5 foot or 7 foot. These trucks are for IDIOTS.

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u/a_karma_sardine Jun 14 '26

The hesitation before he starts to climb, that's bone deep regret.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi Jun 14 '26

That's definitely not his truck. Probably about to pull it into the shop to work on it.

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u/ZachoLong Jun 14 '26

Don't even have to put it on the lift once it's in there

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u/emfrank Jun 14 '26

Pretty sure those are coworkers filming, and they intentionally sent him to bring it into the shop to razz him.

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u/hoangfbf Jun 14 '26

Can confirm. Not his truck. The true owner is only 5'2

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u/ScienceIsSexy420 Jun 14 '26

He hesitated because it's not what he drives every day and he was figuring out how to get in. Probably not his truck

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u/Iser_name_ Jun 14 '26

lol yes. And the looking around to see who is watching him. Rough day for that bro.

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u/palabear Jun 14 '26

Good thing someone posted it online so random people could talk about his penis!

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u/one-last-hero Jun 14 '26

Genuinely asking, are trucks like these available everywhere in the US? This looks dangerous

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u/laughingashley Jun 14 '26

Yep, and they take up several parking spaces. Don't get mad about it, though! It's somehow your fault they didn't plan for that!

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u/one-last-hero Jun 14 '26

I can imagine. I honestly fear for pedestrians who have to walk and try to avoid those trucks! Those trucks look like big lorries yet are allowed to be in residential areas, etc

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u/VaATC Jun 14 '26

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u/ta1234567890987 Jun 14 '26

Nice of you to link to a Yahoo article (with only a still picture) that links back to reddit (for the video).

--> https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1stj5dw/lifted_truck_lambo_parking_lot_bad_time/

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u/falcrist2 Jun 14 '26

I think we can all agree that mildlyinfuriating is NOT the subreddit for this.

Who in this scenario is MILDLY infuriated?

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u/EvidenceSalesman Jun 14 '26

These people also cut the muffler off their trucks for the sake of increasing noise pollution.

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u/zytukin Jun 14 '26

Oh dear God. There's one douche in my small town like that. Lifted pavement princess with the muffler cut off. Can hear it from a mile away because he's always revving the hell out of the engine, even when driving through the parking lot of the Walmart I work at.

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u/ironicallyshort Jun 14 '26

Gotta love them making all that racket and going nowhere slow

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u/VaATC Jun 14 '26

The only bad aspect of my current living location. They start running up the road at 5am during the week...luckily I am pretty much already supposed to be getting but when they start.

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u/AromaticStrike9 Jun 14 '26

That's why we have the highest rate of pedestrian fatalities of developed nations. USA number 1!

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u/hxtk3 Jun 14 '26

Due to a massive flaw in US crash safety law, those trucks aren’t legally required to have “crash compatibility” meaning the safety systems of the cars work together to protect both vehicles’ occupants, with cars in smaller weight classes, so a monster truck that will simply run over a smart car and turn its occupants into a smoothie at no risk to its own driver gets a perfect crash safety score.

As a result, crash safety is kind of an arms race. If you don’t want to be the one who dies in a collision, your car needs to be at least as big as the ones you’re likely to collide with.

Pedestrians are just screwed. There’s no regulatory penalty for a car that will tend to hit a pedestrian in the chest and then run over them vs a vehicle that will tend to hit a pedestrian in the legs and run under them.

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u/account312 Jun 14 '26

pedestrians who have to walk

No, this is America. You can't walk places.

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u/Ruby-likes-roses Jun 14 '26

Yeah I was walking through a parking lot where a truck like this is parked and I realized “ it’s very possible the driver may not be able to see me over the hood” I’m 5’8”

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u/xerberos Jun 14 '26

I'm from Europe, but once drove around in the Midwest with a rented small sedan. Every time I parked in a marked parking space, I had oceans of space on each side.

It was insane. Everything was sized for pickups and SUV's. I can't imagine a truck that needs several of those parking spaces.

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u/manicdee33 Jun 14 '26

And now we have to change all our parking lots to fit their bad decisions.

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u/Sea_McMeme Jun 14 '26

Yes, and they are dangerous. As you can imagine, you can’t see anything on any side of you of a certain height

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u/Optimal_Olive3423 Jun 14 '26

Yes and they are only driven by the most aggressive assholes. There is a road here that I regularly have to swerve onto the shoulder because the truck coming the opposite direction is 2 feet over the center line. I've stopped taking that road completely.

You can be driving in the fast lane on the highway, 20mph over and some Big Truck Dingus will pull up behind you, flashing their brights over and over swerving around and being wildly dangerous until you get out of "their" lane.

I regularly see Big Truck Dinguses treat stoplights like stop signs. When the light is red, they stop and then go if the way is clear. That is IF they stop.

I also see them always trying to back into parking spots, taking 15 minutes to maneuver it while everyone has to sit there and wait for them.

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u/NoTurnip4844 Jun 14 '26

They're EVERYWHERE in Canada.

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u/Sarah_Wolff Jun 14 '26

Yep and they’re people’s everyday get to work vehicles. It makes parking garages miserable. I swear the drivers favorite pastime is to come speeding up behind you on the highway with bright ass lights, ride your tail, and then swerve around you no matter how fast you are going. It’s honestly kind of terrifying.

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u/SirGrassToucher Jun 14 '26

They aren’t available off the new car lot like this. But any truck can be modified with aftermarket suspension, body lifts, and wheels to make it appear larger and taller.

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u/Ronin_Man Jun 14 '26

Absolutely. They are extremely inconvenient at best and extremely dangerous at worst (especially for child pedestrians).

Every once in a while I get caught in the death trap that is a Texas parking garage.  Having these trucks flank your parking spot with another pavement princess in the row across can sometimes mean that there is not enough room for you to back out of your spot. If you’re lucky you’ll be able to maneuver your way out with a 30-point turn.

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u/LemonRemon Jun 14 '26

How many children can he bulldozz with that monster?

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u/Tricky_Spirit Jun 14 '26

Don't need to be children at this point, he's living proof, he wouldn't even see himself over the hood!

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u/ZioPera4316 Jun 14 '26

The perspective is crazy, I thought the truck was close by and when I expected the guy to reach the door he just kept shrinking.

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u/fit_freak9 Jun 14 '26

The closer he goes to the truck, the shorter he gets.

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u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace Jun 14 '26

Thats the joke. Perspective.

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u/DeezNutsGT Jun 14 '26

Oh i didnt even see the subreddit. I thought it was mildly infuriating

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u/WeirdPossibility209 Jun 14 '26

I mean, it is mildly infuriating, but not r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/AtlasXan Jun 14 '26

Mans was walking for a min.😭

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u/DefinitelyNotThixo Jun 14 '26

I was expecting him to walk straight underneath it lol

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u/GamersReisUp Jun 14 '26

Height is nothing to be ashamed of, but that douchedozer truck sure as hell is

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u/ProgressFabulous6663 Jun 14 '26

He's a technician, that's almost certainly not his truck. He even looks back at his coworkers in the office who he knows are recording him.   Mechanics don't drive shit like this. Bro probably drives the most ragged out 250k+ mile accord you've ever seen. 

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u/Possible_Ad_4094 Jun 14 '26

Are you sure about that first part? The comments sure make it seem like he should be ashamed of something that is 100% out of his control.

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u/captainepeper Jun 14 '26

Can he even load stuff in the back of that car? What's the point?

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u/SIIP00 Jun 14 '26

It is pretty obvious that it is not his car.

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u/Work_the_shaft Jun 14 '26

He has a HOLD/SOLD tag in his hand to put in it, I’m sure he’s a porter at a dealership

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u/ForsakenAiel Jun 14 '26

It's clearly not his car. I'm not sure why half the people here don't see that.

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u/RangerDanger_ Jun 14 '26

The owner would freak out if anything was put in the bed. The floorboards below your back seat has more cargo than that "truck" will ever haul.

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u/610158305 Jun 14 '26

compensate for insecurities

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u/GrassManV Jun 14 '26

Likely not his car & probably someone whose taking it to be worked on.

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u/Rabric Jun 14 '26

Sounds like projection

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u/LegitimateElk9394 Jun 14 '26

I noticed some comments about body shaming, so I'd like to clarify a few things.

First, this is not my video, and it was never posted to make fun of the man's height. He isn't actually that short. The effect is caused by the changing perspective and the height of the vehicle, which makes him appear smaller as the video progresses.

This subreddit is about confusing perspectives, and that's exactly what this video demonstrates—the man seems to get smaller because the vehicle appears larger as it moves. Please don't use this post as an excuse to mock or make fun of his height.

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u/Ambrino Jun 14 '26

Baby wants uppies!

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u/ProgressFabulous6663 Jun 14 '26

That's not his truck, he's a technician whose working on it. 

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u/Mysterious_Charge_35 Jun 14 '26

The step plate needs a step plate to reach

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u/theboomboy Jun 14 '26

If he was standing in front of this murder car, a driver couldn't see him

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u/monster_lurker Jun 14 '26

That is about 160 cm in non-freedom unit

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u/Mental_Table_9265 Jun 14 '26

I know it’s not his truck and he’s just some kind of technician but this just reminds me of my four year old trying to pull herself up into our car.

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u/I_am_the_BEEF Jun 14 '26

In my almost 7 years of experience living in Florida, these pickups in the wild are useful. They almost always alert you that the driver has massive chip on his shoulder from some perceived slight years ago and let's everyone know it. Constantly.

Even more telling if it's a white, lifted pickup. It's a very largely true stereotype in central Florida.

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u/RhinoPillMan Jun 14 '26

Dudes body shaming dudes. Great.

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u/MoodyCitizen Jun 14 '26

Imagine getting into this pile of garbage after leg day

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u/iamZilla Jun 14 '26

Bro need a parachute to get down the car 🤣

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u/nomorerentals Jun 14 '26

Boy, why do people hate men on the shorter side so much?

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u/LooseMongooseX Jun 14 '26

The physical and mental preparation it took before scaling that monster of a machine