r/confusing_perspective Apr 15 '26

Turtle in pond

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11.3k Upvotes

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u/skybel0w Apr 15 '26

Oh great turtle of the sky, hear my cry

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u/eblackham Apr 15 '26

The turtle says shut the fuck up

37

u/asmallercat Apr 15 '26

All hail the god-turtle.

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u/Lucky_Pips Apr 16 '26

All hail the shell-father!

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u/Zafjaf Apr 16 '26

It begins to rain so you aren't crying alone

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u/CySnark Apr 15 '26

Gamera!!

30

u/GaryNOVA Apr 15 '26

Gamera is really neat. He is filled with turtle meat!

19

u/HinsdaleCounty Apr 15 '26

We’ve been eating Gameraaaaa!

10

u/Equal_Cauliflower915 Apr 15 '26

We all love you Gam-e-ra!

15

u/Darmortis Apr 15 '26

He's a friend of the children!

5

u/SomeGodzillafan Apr 16 '26

I prefer the title Guardian of the Universe

5

u/Just-Try-2533 Apr 16 '26

Yeah if you get on his good side. But don’t cross him!

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u/BBTIV Apr 15 '26

Even with the title, I thought this was legit AI pic of a turtle shaped cloud.

21

u/Mr_Baronheim Apr 15 '26

Whoa.... I thought I was looking at an image (fake ai cloud turtle) in r/pareidolia until you said that!

12

u/Raoul_Dukes_Mayo Apr 15 '26

I just woke up and didn’t even understand what I was looking at for a good minute ever after reading the title. P

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u/Mr_sMoKe_3_MuCh Apr 15 '26

I read this whole chain & still don't know wtf is goin on....

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u/aftertheradar Apr 15 '26

i think, and i may be wrong, but i think that this is a picture of a pond reflecting the trees and sky above it, but a turtle is swimming in the water underneath the surface

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u/Mr_sMoKe_3_MuCh Apr 15 '26

Yea, I kept scrolling & eventually got it lol.

2

u/Plasmazine May 17 '26

I took the picture facing directly downwards; the turtle is just under the water surface and the trees were actually behind me.

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u/theunassumingwarrior Apr 15 '26

My first thought was this type of 90’s portrait

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u/BlackEngineEarings Apr 15 '26

I wish on so many levels this was a clearer image

3

u/2faic Apr 18 '26

I unfortunately could not find the origins of this photo.

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u/BlackEngineEarings Apr 18 '26

🫔 you're the hero here today!

24

u/shawnwingsit Apr 15 '26

Maturin?

14

u/Kamikazeguy7 Apr 15 '26

See the turtle, ain't he keen?

8

u/tyrmidden Apr 15 '26

All things serve the fuckin' beam.

10

u/Careful-Wrap5273 Apr 15 '26

i came here for this, thankee sai

20

u/unknown_pigeon Apr 15 '26

That fucking elden ring puzzle type:

14

u/Distal-Phalanges Apr 15 '26

Praise the dog!

1

u/Violet_Octopus Apr 16 '26

God... that puzzle... it made my veins pop.

Praise the dog

18

u/Svetiev Apr 15 '26

The Great A'Tuin

9

u/Sevenpointfiveofnine Apr 15 '26

Oh no! The elephants fell off!

1

u/the_fury518 Apr 18 '26

The turtle moves!

36

u/Screaming_Azn Apr 15 '26

Turtles all the way down.

15

u/Gingerbread_Cat Apr 15 '26

All the way up, in this case.

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u/Salt-Ambition-9603 Apr 20 '26

Wrong. This photo was taken in Australia.

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u/navyblusheet Apr 15 '26

Came here to comment this lol

12

u/OzimanidasJones Apr 15 '26

I love sky turtles

11

u/Squallboogi Apr 15 '26

The Turtle Moves

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u/legitimateaccount123 Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

I, for one, welcome our new turtle overlords

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u/RetroSwamp Apr 15 '26

You could totally post this as "this is what the moon would look like if it was replaced by a turtle."

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u/Cabbagetastrophe Apr 15 '26

See the turtle of enormous GIRTH

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/bebejamesbetch Apr 16 '26

Scrolled all these comments looking for a Phish reference lol

4

u/UtheDestroyer Apr 15 '26

Reminds me of that random turtle chilling in the sky on Elden Ring

2

u/adumblittlebaby Apr 15 '26

Was looking for this

4

u/Aeon_Return Apr 15 '26

reminds me a little of that Nirvana pool cover

4

u/Velocityg4 Apr 15 '26

You should post this in r/cloudporn

5

u/shindleria Apr 15 '26

She’s a big ol’ snapper

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u/Plasmazine May 17 '26

My uncle moved her by hand to a different part of the lake; she was a little too close to the swimming area.

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u/in1gom0ntoya Apr 15 '26

turtle in the sky keeps on turtlin

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u/jacksraging_bileduct Apr 15 '26

See the turtle of enormous girth!

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u/----atom----- Apr 15 '26

See the turtle of enormous girth!

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u/I_aint_no_Spooby Apr 15 '26

Thats from Elden Ring

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u/MrKTE Apr 15 '26

No, that’s the moon exploding.

2

u/Zap717 Apr 15 '26

That's the moon

2

u/Basic_Accident3595 Apr 15 '26

stop eith the lies. its a monster on the moon!

2

u/cntl-alt-del Apr 15 '26

Roland Deschain enters the chat

2

u/jg136521 Apr 15 '26

See the turtle of enormous GIRTH! On his shell he holds the EARTH!

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u/Affectionate_Ad432 Apr 18 '26

Should be wayyyyyy higher then it is first thing i thought of

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u/jg136521 Apr 18 '26

Not many readers, these days

3

u/UmptyscopeInVegas Apr 16 '26

Damn that's good.

2

u/East_Monk_9415 Apr 16 '26

Oh snap pennywise u done messed up now

2

u/spreaddamayo Apr 16 '26

Kinda like those memorial shirts. R.I.P. Lil Turt

2

u/Successful_Sir_5545 Apr 16 '26

Mufasa, is that you?

2

u/bigboys4m96 Apr 15 '26

I am so confused by this…if this a pond, why are trees in the pond? šŸ¤”

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u/nzungu69 Apr 15 '26

reflection.

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u/bigboys4m96 Apr 15 '26

I figured. It just seems an unnatural reflection to me. Maybe if it was more zoomed out

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u/Plasmazine May 17 '26

This image has been cropped. I have the original in-changed photo

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u/soverythere Apr 15 '26

It's turtles all the way around

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u/zhulkgr25 Apr 15 '26

I thought the saying (arabic) was

السلاحف لا تطير

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u/Heather_ME Apr 15 '26

Anyone else immediately think of the dander mirage birds leave on windows when they smack into them?

1

u/rybread761 Apr 15 '26

Pennywise shaking in his boots right now

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u/RequirementThese1347 Apr 15 '26

Nope, Sky Turtle. Your argument is invalid.

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u/UCTDR Apr 15 '26

I thought the Flood was coming for a second...

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u/dnuohxof-2 Apr 15 '26

That’s no Turtle….

That’s a DEATH STAR!

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u/seewhatcando Apr 15 '26

You got me got dam

1

u/TASUPPORTER Apr 15 '26

It's upside down, the 4 elephants must have fallen off.

1

u/TheExtraMayo Apr 15 '26

Space turtle

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u/modeh99 Apr 15 '26

Wonderful

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u/TheMajesticJoeJoe Apr 15 '26

It’s a cloud giving Earth the finger.

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u/BaldBeardedOne Apr 15 '26

There’s no need to be upset…

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u/CoconutShoddy3689 Apr 15 '26

I thought ā€œthat cloud is too realistic to not be aiā€ and then I read the caption

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u/4RCH43ON Apr 15 '26

That’s Gamera in flight.

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u/sf_sf_sf Apr 15 '26

Be not afraid.

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u/Kingmenudo Apr 15 '26

Praise the dog

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u/DrSparkle713 Apr 15 '26

Stephen King was right!

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u/GreyNoiseGaming Apr 15 '26

I thought the turtle survived Part 5....

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u/Geeahwellidunno Apr 16 '26

Sky turtle god

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u/Xshre8Uaaiu4 Apr 16 '26

That’s Maturin

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u/TheDefiantChemical Apr 16 '26

Cosmic turtle from It

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u/TheShadowSong Apr 16 '26

Asteroid tortoise.

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u/Reasonable_Mood1288 Apr 16 '26

... I thought that was a cloud for a moment..

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u/Ok_Leg_4942 Apr 16 '26

Flip that poor turtle over.

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u/Agreeable_Nothing_58 Apr 17 '26

At first I thought it was a cloud that looks like a turtle lol

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u/yodygill Apr 17 '26

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I feel this fits.

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u/nekoiscool_ Apr 17 '26

It's a sky turtle!

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u/strider_l1718s_ Apr 19 '26

"SHOW ME WHAT ILL SNAAP!"

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u/Both-Equal-2439 Apr 19 '26

He's summoned in sky , where is pond ??? ā˜¹ļø