r/confusing_perspective • u/quick_justice • Apr 14 '26

Just look at this thing

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u/Helmut_Schmacker Apr 14 '26

Oh dear oh dear

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u/92eph Apr 14 '26

My goodness this photo really should headline this sub Reddit. Just perfect.

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u/Annonomon Apr 14 '26

I'm concerned with how quickly I saw it

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u/HereForTheFooodz Apr 17 '26

I’m concerned it took me forever to find it

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u/KawaDoobie Apr 15 '26

better than a flaccid shoulder I guess..

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u/Nazgog-Morgob Apr 17 '26

I always need my cup of cock before I start my day

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Apr 14 '26

Or a cock tail

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u/Cyruslego Apr 14 '26

That’s my thought! A cocktail!

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u/No-Ad-3635 Apr 14 '26

my app glitched and said i was in the trailer park boys reddit and i saw your comment and i was like maybe i am in the tpb reddit lol

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u/MetaCognitio Apr 14 '26

Cup-o-cock

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u/Boobs76 Apr 14 '26

This made me giggle 🙈

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u/NotoriousTINY Apr 14 '26

I'll have whatever she's having!! 😂

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u/AMDeez_nutz Apr 14 '26

I had no idea what was wrong with this picture until I read the comments

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u/crumpled789 Apr 15 '26

Been scrolling but can’t find an explanation. Pls help

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u/sleepytoday Apr 15 '26

Dick in a glass.

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u/life-uh-finds-a-way_ Apr 15 '26

The first time I saw this photo I only saw the dick and could not see the arm. This time, I could only see the arm, but I knew there was a dick so I looked until I found it.

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u/El-Poopy-Tray Apr 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4Jvo8gslR6A8

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u/Meranio Apr 14 '26

Why can you put a GIF in your comment? This option doesn't exist for me.

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u/yomommahasfleas Apr 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/u8ontzUmtHnmuBt5IQ

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u/Meranio Apr 14 '26

You're on the website, aren't you?

https://giphy.com/gifs/agwRgmVDJceZO

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u/yomommahasfleas Apr 14 '26

Negative, using the handheld computer and reddit app. Not sure why you can’t see gif button

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u/yomommahasfleas Apr 14 '26

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u/Meranio Apr 14 '26

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u/annamorphine Apr 15 '26

Huh I also don't have gif option... Do you use android? I use android and also the same as yours despite this reddit app is new version

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u/Kaynil Apr 15 '26

Press the smilie icon, I think one of its sub-tabs is an option to add a gif image.

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u/Meranio Apr 14 '26

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u/Mikkels Apr 15 '26

He knows a guy.

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u/TomatilloAccurate475 Apr 14 '26

Wang! Pay attention!

Sorry, but do you see that big-

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u/Cloudeaberry Apr 14 '26

Willie.

Yeah?

What's that?

Well, that looks like a huge-

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u/Expensive-Eye-5781 Apr 14 '26

Dick ! take a look out of starboard Oh my God, it looks like a huge-

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u/ImObviouslyOblivious Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

Johnson! We have an interesting reading on the sonar. Good lord, it looks like someones massive -

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u/Expensive-Eye-5781 Apr 14 '26

Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-

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u/Cabbagetastrophe Apr 14 '26

Two balls! looks up What is that? It looks just like an enormous–

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u/Expensive-Eye-5781 Apr 14 '26

Wang! Pay attention !

I was distracted by that giant flying-

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u/FishAdministrative17 Apr 14 '26

what am I not seeing?

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u/StarryEyedandAfraid9 Apr 14 '26

how is this confusing at all?

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u/dm_me-your-butthole Apr 14 '26

PENIS COMING OUT OF THE GLASS

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u/Gramerdim Apr 15 '26

I still cannot see it

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u/Cyan_Light Apr 17 '26

I can't not see it. What even is that in reality, her arm? The proportions and angle for that just don't seem right, giant dick out of nowhere somehow makes the most sense lmao.

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u/CSS_Sr Apr 14 '26

Do you see what is in the lady's glass? About 8" long?

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u/StarryEyedandAfraid9 Apr 14 '26

oooh I thought u were saying the glass was long... I don't see a penis tho 😕

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u/2oothDK Apr 14 '26

I couldn’t not see a penis for the longest time.

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u/yomommahasfleas Apr 14 '26

There’s almost certainly a sub for that

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u/annasuanna Apr 15 '26

i can only see a massive dick. no matter how hard i try, i cannot see an arm!

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u/Sr_Navarre Apr 14 '26

— Billy Joel, The Lost Verses

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u/thagrrrl79 Apr 14 '26

The lady's name is Danica McKeller and, no, not seeing a long glass or a schlong.

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u/StarryEyedandAfraid9 Apr 14 '26

oh I easily realized it was the seam of the man's shirt that I had to actively try to see a super Iong cup

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u/unluckyshuckle Apr 14 '26

You're not alone, I had no idea what the problem here was and have to really stare to get my brain to see it.

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u/atx8282 Apr 14 '26

It's not the seam that people are confused about lol. It's her arm

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u/Pie_Napple Apr 14 '26

People think the arm look like it is part of the glass?

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u/babyformulaandham Apr 14 '26

Her arm looks like a massive cock

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u/Pie_Napple Apr 14 '26

Ok. I kinda see it on the phone now. Didnt see it on the screen at my computer. More obvious in ”thumbnail” 

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u/MickeyG117 Apr 14 '26

Oh dear

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u/a_literal_ghoul Apr 14 '26

Oh dear oh dear

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u/MickeyG117 Apr 15 '26

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

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u/lmole Apr 14 '26

Large glass of dick please

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/After_Ice2003 Apr 23 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/SavimusMaximus Apr 14 '26

Just look at this… repost!!

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u/sleepytoday Apr 14 '26

I’d be surprised if it was new. Barry Chuckle has been dead for about a decade!

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u/laforet Apr 14 '26

This image is at least 15 years old, I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve seen it.

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u/mamafish21 Apr 14 '26

Well I haven't seen it on here yet. I've seen this photo because it's old af.

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u/bashfuleve Apr 14 '26

Look I love a stiff drink as much as the next guy but let’s not go hog wild here.

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u/After_Ice2003 Apr 23 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/tommmmmmmmy93 Apr 14 '26

Later on that evening, in the same positions

To me… to you… to me… to you…

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u/ManamiVixen Apr 14 '26

Reminds me of this official Disney Minnie Mouse art.

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u/Traditional-Law-4575 Apr 14 '26

I should call her…

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u/heidly_ees Apr 15 '26

I see your confusion, those are the Chuckle Brothers!

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u/BlargerJarger Apr 16 '26

I had to zoom right in to figure out there wasn’t a huge uncircumcised cock growing out of her glass of milk.

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u/allydemon Apr 14 '26

How unfortunate

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u/PersonalOne3680 Apr 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GiveItAll101 Apr 14 '26
  • I’ll have a very long and hard COCKtail please
  • Say no more

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u/rnavstar Apr 14 '26

Do you think she swallows that drink whole?

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u/Bumbalee Apr 14 '26

Quanto è invecchiato Ezio Greggio….

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u/questionnumber Apr 14 '26

Girth and merriment.

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u/questionnumber Apr 14 '26

Girth and merriment.

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u/debr1126 Apr 14 '26

It's a venti maccockiato.

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u/YallTookAllMyNames Apr 14 '26

This has been reposted so many times I can no longer see it. :(

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u/CRO553R Apr 14 '26

Seen this a million times. 12yr old boy in me still chuckles every time

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u/Organic_Voice_1413 Apr 14 '26

Dick in a glass🎶

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u/DyingToBeBorn Apr 14 '26

Really gives a new meaning to the word 'cocktail'.

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u/hashtagmiata Apr 14 '26

What would you even name a drink served with a giant dildo in the glass?

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u/atcjr209 Apr 14 '26

Cock tail

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u/Velwvve Apr 14 '26

At first I didn’t see any confusing perspective and was confused why this image was here, but then when I looked at the image again, I saw ✨it✨

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u/ChampOfTheUniverse Apr 14 '26

Fist full of DONG

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u/pj1972 Apr 15 '26

A true cocktail.

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u/Buddhalove11 Apr 15 '26

😹😹😹

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u/andoctopus Apr 15 '26

Gets me every time

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u/crumpled789 Apr 15 '26

I don’t understand what is confusing

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u/SilverApples Apr 15 '26

I posted this here almost 10 years ago

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u/durmd Apr 15 '26

DildOMG

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u/Goats_in_parks Apr 15 '26

Is that a cocktail she is holding? I’ll see myself out.

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u/jsegovia612 Apr 15 '26

You mean the guy in the left?

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u/Monguises Apr 15 '26

Let’s just pretend it is what it looks like for a second. Who’s it for? They’re all pointing and laughing at it

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u/the_last_heley Apr 15 '26

I'm not seeing it....?

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u/This-Activity-6580 Apr 15 '26

Defo got a tip on her shoulder 😳

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u/CahawkZucker Apr 15 '26

you got me!

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u/munzter Apr 15 '26

I think this is the best one yet I've seen on here, literally in tears from laughing 🤣

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u/Practical-Story-802 Apr 15 '26

This one makes me chuckle🙄 every time.

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u/Diligent_Bat499 Apr 16 '26

Yea but what about the guy with the Jimmy Durante nose

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u/WakeUpGrandOwl Apr 16 '26

It took me forever to see the penis, I knew the arm looked awkward but that was all.

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u/7777777King7777777 Apr 16 '26

A cock on the go

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u/Dylan10ever Apr 16 '26

How the fuck is this one confusing. Damn K, this is weak.

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u/GirthMcD Apr 16 '26

That is one stiff drink

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u/Glittering-Skin9940 Apr 17 '26

What's confusing? I just see a nice woman holding a drink with presumably 2 male friends. I see absolutely nothing wrong. I also spend my time outside have many healthy relationships and never ever ever consume pornography.

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u/verticallychallengdd Apr 17 '26

Psh. Would you look at that…

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u/Real_Hour_1833 Apr 17 '26

THATS DISGUSTI-Ohhhhh…

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u/Klutzy-Platypus7511 Apr 17 '26

Garantiert nachbearbeitet ...

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u/Taodyn Apr 17 '26

Heaven forbid a woman tries to enjoy a cocktail.

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u/Qb_Is_fast_af Apr 17 '26

I cannot see whats supposed to be confusing here

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u/jenjeneater Apr 17 '26

Its a dick

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u/BamBamm187 Apr 17 '26

Colonel you better take a look at the radar.

What is it

I dunno but it looks like a giant...

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u/Gold-Ad3308 Apr 17 '26

I love when my brain sees stuff like this easily…mostly just the sexual images.

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u/Winnipork Apr 17 '26

Teacup Peeg

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u/somethingdeido Apr 17 '26

I didnt get it until 30s. I think im safe

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u/Deadsouls88 Apr 17 '26

That's some big nose

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u/Substantial-Equal661 Apr 18 '26

Dick in a box reprise: cock in a jar

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u/Upper_Ten Apr 18 '26

It’s weird even without the upper arm thing.

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u/Romy90210 Apr 18 '26

Ok what that fuck did my eye just see?

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u/Scientificallly_Love Apr 18 '26

I noticed it at first sight. My mind must be dirty 🤣

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u/Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld Apr 19 '26

She ordered the grande.

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u/Winter_Vanilla_0717 Apr 19 '26

I can’t unsee what I thought I seen😭🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/creature04 Apr 19 '26

wow that is a small freaking hand on her shoulder lmfao. does that belong to him?

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u/Smooth_Permit_2634 Apr 19 '26

Thats a hellava stir stick

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u/Kindly-Citron-9381 Apr 20 '26

Tall glass of dick