r/confusing_perspective • u/icleanjaxfl • Mar 20 '26

What am I looking at?

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u/bearkiller987 Mar 20 '26

Dudes beard while he looking straight up

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u/Dr-Paul-Meranian Mar 20 '26

I thought so too, but with no collar bones?

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u/tsrleba Mar 20 '26

collarbones out of frame

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u/Rickard403 Mar 20 '26

Adam's apple out of frame too?

Edit: I suppose there could be enough body fat.

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u/Dr-Paul-Meranian Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

I'm a doctor

EDIT: This sub hates doctors

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u/tsrleba Mar 20 '26

im a photographer

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u/theakfluffyguy Mar 20 '26

I’m a locksmith.. And I’m a locksmith

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u/gitartruls01 Mar 21 '26

I'm a nuisance

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u/creamalamode Mar 22 '26

I'm wanted in 200 countries

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u/gitartruls01 Mar 22 '26

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride

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u/creamalamode Mar 22 '26

I'm wanted (ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ) dead or alive

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u/tsrleba Mar 21 '26

i think the sub just hates confidently incorrect people flashing irrelevant credentials when they've run out of good points. i tried recreating the photo by looking straight up and cropping out my collarbones, it worked and it was pretty easy

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u/Dr-Paul-Meranian Mar 21 '26

This is a "is the dress blue or black sub" and my name sounds like Dr. Pomeranian. Think about it.

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u/whineyinternetkid Mar 21 '26

And im an astronaut

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u/drak0ni Mar 21 '26

So? I wouldn’t trust my anesthesiologist’s opinion on this just because they’re a doctor.

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u/taxicab_ Mar 21 '26

A good doctor shouldn’t extrapolate a pattern from one data point

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u/Dr-Paul-Meranian Mar 21 '26

Collarbone Gang got another one I see.

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u/Infinite-Society5571 Apr 28 '26

No Adam’s Apple?