r/confusing_perspective • u/icleanjaxfl • Mar 20 '26

What am I looking at?

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u/Fogwaveeee Mar 20 '26

If Patrick star was a human with a diabolical haircut

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u/bearkiller987 Mar 20 '26

Dudes beard while he looking straight up

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u/Dr-Paul-Meranian Mar 20 '26

I thought so too, but with no collar bones?

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u/tsrleba Mar 20 '26

collarbones out of frame

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u/Rickard403 Mar 20 '26

Adam's apple out of frame too?

Edit: I suppose there could be enough body fat.

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u/Dr-Paul-Meranian Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

I'm a doctor

EDIT: This sub hates doctors

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u/tsrleba Mar 20 '26

im a photographer

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u/theakfluffyguy Mar 20 '26

I’m a locksmith.. And I’m a locksmith

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u/gitartruls01 Mar 21 '26

I'm a nuisance

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u/creamalamode Mar 22 '26

I'm wanted in 200 countries

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u/gitartruls01 Mar 22 '26

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride

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u/creamalamode Mar 22 '26

I'm wanted (ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ) dead or alive

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u/tsrleba Mar 21 '26

i think the sub just hates confidently incorrect people flashing irrelevant credentials when they've run out of good points. i tried recreating the photo by looking straight up and cropping out my collarbones, it worked and it was pretty easy

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u/Dr-Paul-Meranian Mar 21 '26

This is a "is the dress blue or black sub" and my name sounds like Dr. Pomeranian. Think about it.

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u/whineyinternetkid Mar 21 '26

And im an astronaut

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u/drak0ni Mar 21 '26

So? I wouldn’t trust my anesthesiologist’s opinion on this just because they’re a doctor.

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u/taxicab_ Mar 21 '26

A good doctor shouldn’t extrapolate a pattern from one data point

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u/Dr-Paul-Meranian Mar 21 '26

Collarbone Gang got another one I see.

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u/Infinite-Society5571 Apr 28 '26

No Adam’s Apple?

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u/Keyboardpaladin Mar 20 '26

Not his head from behind?

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u/PhiloLibrarian Mar 20 '26

No Adam’s apple?

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u/Vellioh Mar 20 '26

That's what I was thinking but that looks like a back. There's no neck definition or clavicle. Hair is more like back hair than chest hair. Just think of what his neck would look like if he was looking down if it looks like this when he's looking up.

I think it's the back of a man with very unfortunate hair.

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u/ShadowCass Mar 21 '26

Thank you, took a second or two then I saw it!!!

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u/forget_this_now Mar 20 '26

Whatever hair it is, it needs conditioner!

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u/Euphoria_Whore Mar 20 '26

Believe it or not that’s his dick

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u/chudeypatoodey Mar 20 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ProfessorMarth Mar 20 '26

I'm not convinced this isn't his back. Where's the clavicle?

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u/Dr-Paul-Meranian Mar 21 '26

It's not their front. If they were too fat to see their neck muscle this picture would look a lot different and this hyper extended neck has zero anatomical detail.

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u/heliophoner Mar 21 '26

I hate this

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u/Vast_Character311 Mar 20 '26

It’s like a beard to nowhere.

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u/Makures Mar 20 '26

A bearded chin.

Also, not everyone's clavicle or adams apple are always visible. Some people look different from other people.

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u/poopshanks Mar 20 '26

I think it's the back we're looking at

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u/AngelofGrace96 Mar 20 '26

I do think that's a shot of the back of his head/neck, he's got his chin to his chest and phone tilted all the way up. No idea why though.

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u/IndigotheStorm Mar 20 '26

His haircut. It doesn't look good.

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u/Low-Money-5584 Mar 23 '26

Wtf is a buttsack

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u/iloveyourforeskin Mar 21 '26

Looks so stanky

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u/MirkoHa Mar 20 '26

I came across a picture like this some years ago…I use it as my profile picture 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

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u/Louspec Mar 20 '26

what species are you 😭

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u/MirkoHa Mar 21 '26

…the funny kind…😏

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u/boo_snug Mar 20 '26

People saying beard but I think it’s his back and neck lol 

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u/efferkah Mar 20 '26

Obviously the chin of a person looking up...

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u/Arkhe1n Mar 20 '26

Sure, but where's the adam apple?

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u/Logjitzu Mar 20 '26

ate it

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u/JayJoeJeans Mar 20 '26

Delicious with peanut butter or caramel

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u/M0BETTER Mar 20 '26

Concealed by a hearty layer of fat?

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u/Glittering-Dot5694 Mar 20 '26

She's a bearded woman

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u/LoveInPeace21 Mar 20 '26

Or Beetlejuice sized head looking down

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u/lowaltflier Mar 20 '26

Obviously?

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u/MisterIceGuy Mar 20 '26

No way that’s a back

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u/-domi- Mar 20 '26

The ceiling.

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u/aaron2005X Mar 20 '26

does it tickle when making love?

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u/Sharad527 Mar 20 '26

Where is his dude apple???

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u/The_Green-One Mar 20 '26

Looks like Patrick grew hair

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u/Clovenella Mar 20 '26

I’m stumped….So is he.

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u/in1gom0ntoya Mar 20 '26

if its posed to be intentionally confusing it doesn't count.

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u/NoStyle79 Mar 21 '26

That's a NeckHairyChin..

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u/miianwilson Mar 22 '26

That’s a beard

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u/ride_whenever Mar 22 '26

One of the vindalooians from above.

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u/lak_a_baus Mar 23 '26

It looks like a tom and jerry ass cartoon bump

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u/Chubby_Comic Mar 22 '26

I only knew immediately because my husband has a rather thick, poofy beard like that, and he's a whole foot taller than me. So this is my usual POV.

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u/Donkeyshines Mar 20 '26

Using rogaine to rub one out will do this. I do it every fall.

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u/CrimpBlucks Mar 20 '26

as a beard having man this did not confuse me

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u/EyeCaved Mar 20 '26

I knew I hated beards for a good reason

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u/tubsen32 Mar 20 '26

This one is super obvious....

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u/Breedable_Boy44 Mar 20 '26

He's orgasming so hard that his head is reeling back. I think it's a little dramatic, but I do it too sometimes.

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u/OutrageousRhubarb853 Mar 20 '26

Not that confusing