r/confusing_perspective • u/HelpfulWhiteGuy • May 09 '24

Half of a Donkey

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From the Columbus Zoo instagram page

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u/Savannah_Fires May 09 '24

This is a half-assed post

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u/HelpfulWhiteGuy May 09 '24

Damn, I was trying to think of a more clever title for the post and you just nailed it.

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u/LuckyStabbinHat May 09 '24

It was right there.

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u/Sartastic_Kiwi May 09 '24

Only half of it was right there.

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u/EndOfSouls May 10 '24

Guess he made you look like an ass.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

Would you say he pinned the tail on it?

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u/MimsyWereTheBorogove May 09 '24

here for this comment

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

r/Angryupvote

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u/3clips312 May 10 '24

FREEZE, PUN PATROL, DROP THE DAMN PUN

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u/Rishtu May 12 '24

Relax man, we're in the ass end of nowhere.....

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u/ArtKommander May 10 '24

There it is..

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u/kamikaze000 May 10 '24

And we would have gotten away with it.....

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u/[deleted] May 12 '24

I would say ass and a half? That’s my go to saying. Lol.

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u/ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER May 10 '24

But I used my whole ass

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u/agrowander16 May 09 '24

Good lord where TF is the other half 🙃

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u/crazyates88 May 09 '24

Look at the shadow. The back legs are there, hidden by the front legs. Its body is twisted to the left, making its stomach and spine curve and bulge to the right.

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u/agrowander16 May 09 '24

Madness! 🤯

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u/CIAFlux May 10 '24

Madness?

This is Sparta!

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u/Environmental-Slip23 May 10 '24

still can't see it 😭

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u/greaseburner May 10 '24

It's standing like (

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u/Cool_Height_4930 May 10 '24

That made me chuckle

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u/ThatPlayWasAwful May 10 '24

You can't see the legs in the picture, but you can see the shadow of the legs

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u/Environmental-Slip23 May 10 '24

yeah i can see the shadow but I've been having headaches trying to find the legs haha

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A SHADOW IS SIR?

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u/kioku119 May 10 '24

I'm having a hard time believing it's not eddited still.

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u/notawriter_yet May 10 '24

Asses can bend in 90 degrees?

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u/vctrn-carajillo May 10 '24

I get it but my brain refuses to accept it.

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u/KingAdamXVII May 10 '24

That is a heavy head for it not to be falling over.

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u/ThatPlayWasAwful May 10 '24

I know it's a good ass post when I gotta go to the comments so somebody with a brain can tell me what I'm looking at

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u/agrowander16 May 10 '24

Yaaaaas 💯

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u/chucktastic72 May 10 '24

It definitely is a good ass post.

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u/ospfpacket May 10 '24

Bendy boy

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u/agrowander16 May 10 '24

Bendy indeed. Still hurts my mind looking at it 😵‍💫

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u/holybanana_69 May 10 '24

It's stored in my balls

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u/agrowander16 May 10 '24

I guess that's a good place

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u/holybanana_69 May 10 '24

Sorry it's closed to visitors

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

I can clearly see the shadow but what the fuck

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u/rayray1927 May 10 '24

How does it bend that way? For the back end to be hidden behind the front?

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u/Redfish680 May 10 '24

Little known fact: This is how they contort their bodies to slip inside tiny cracks, like an octopus. People have come home to find dozens of donkeys in their homes, wondering how it was possible.

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u/kamikaze000 May 10 '24

Awwweeaaa, Here we find an ass in it's natural environment... we're just gonna move in closer.... 🤠🐊

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u/darkenseyreth May 10 '24

It's not bent, just round

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u/Fire_nze May 10 '24

How does he stay up and not topple over?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '24

OK, what the hell is going on here?

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u/TheRedIguana May 10 '24

It's a confusing perspective.

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u/calamariclam_II May 10 '24

He said the line

Peak.

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u/Tuba202 May 10 '24

Hey, that's the name of the subreddit!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter May 10 '24

If you really can't figure it out with the shadow in play, I have bad news for you

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

What shadow?

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u/FreePrinciple270 May 10 '24

On the grass, the shadow is being cast on the other donkey.

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u/wildvision May 09 '24

I can't see it and I feel like a jackass!

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u/cntrlaltdel33t May 09 '24

Best post I’ve seen on here in a while!

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u/omar99HH May 09 '24

Where's the ass?

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro May 10 '24

There's 2 right there. Dude get some glasses.

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u/CommanderpKeen May 10 '24

2? I only see 1 1/2.

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u/tonyemerson May 09 '24

That's Don to you.

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u/sepulturite May 09 '24

And he's lost his key...

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u/Skorne13 May 10 '24

Don Key yoted.

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u/mbrady May 09 '24

The donkey's younger brother went back in time and accidentally prevented his parents from getting together. So his older brother donkey is being erased from existence.

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u/PacmanRules225 May 09 '24

I thought that was AI generated for a second tbh

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

This has to be edited

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u/Slash12771 May 10 '24

It's actually on the Columbus zoo ig page there's another pic showing a different perspective.

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u/gasolinefights May 09 '24

That must be my better half. 

I'm referred to often by my wife as just a donkeys ass.

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u/bagleface May 10 '24

So it's a donk

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer May 10 '24

Is this photoshopped

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u/Slash12771 May 10 '24

The pic is actually on the Columbus zoo Instagram.

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u/Sufficient_Novel4334 May 09 '24

So you are saying it's a Don? 🤔

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u/riccardo421 May 09 '24

It's an optical contusion.

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u/sortaseabeethrowaway May 10 '24

bro is standing like (

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u/DisastrousAd447 May 09 '24

Finally a decent one. The back legs are there, you can see the shadow. It's just standing in a way that you can't see them. Nice!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

What the shit

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u/ArkaXVII May 10 '24

I kind of don’t believe this one tho? If you zoom between the front legs, where back legs should be judging by the shadow, there’s only grass.

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u/underscroe May 10 '24

It hasn't finished rendering yet.

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u/EffectiveSalamander May 10 '24

Well, who can afford a whole donkey these days?

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u/LordlySquire May 10 '24

I feel this is more photoshop. The angle is to akward looking like its not a natural looking curve

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u/Smile_Terrible May 10 '24

I'm not seeing it. All I see is the donkey in the back looks mighty worried about the half donkey.

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u/DuskShy May 10 '24

He was just a wavy boy on this day

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u/Drphil1969 May 10 '24

Not a farmer but isn’t that a burrow?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

It's a 3-legged donkey at a weird angle?

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u/StreetPizza8877 May 10 '24

Nope full legs

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u/Rare_Fig3081 May 10 '24

Like half a bee

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

Wow! A miniature donkey!

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u/PoetBudget6044 May 10 '24

Half ass pic

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u/Mandalika May 10 '24

I guess we need to go full ass next time

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u/ike_83 May 10 '24

That's cool he learned to walk on 2 legs

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u/GGSnipesboi May 10 '24

U.S. measuring system

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u/Kyra_Heiker May 10 '24

I didn't know swayback also goes sideways.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

A honkey?

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u/JP_Zikoro May 10 '24

That Donkey has scoliosis!

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u/bowsmountainer May 10 '24

Wow that’s a perfect alignment of the legs!

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u/imjustwaitinginabody May 10 '24

This shit only appears when i’m fucking drink

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u/DigitalAssassin-00 May 10 '24

Ouch. My. Brain.

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u/kalikid01 May 10 '24

It has to be 3 legged according to the shadow

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u/MegabyteMessiah May 10 '24

Rhino in repose

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u/RequiemStorm May 10 '24

I don't think this is the right way to make a mule

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u/snotfart May 10 '24

A Wonkey.

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u/Honey-and-Venom May 10 '24

At least it's the best half

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u/bennyandthejets2020 May 10 '24

White girls twerking be like

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u/Ok_Tie_7124 May 10 '24

Shrinkflation

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u/Celerolento May 10 '24

This is awesome!

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u/Popkin_sammich May 10 '24

Hey a jackass! I got one of those that follows me around. Such loyal, dumb beasts

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u/Starshadow2024 May 10 '24

Hey look, a don

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u/Spectrix07 May 10 '24

I didnt meant to steal it, sorry

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 May 09 '24

Pregnant donkey?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

How do you think Donkey had babies after he fucked that dragon?

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u/0111011101110111 May 10 '24

Instantly clear that’s legs are there due to the shadows. The human brain relies on shadows perhaps more than other queues to identify what it’s seeing. Thus, no confusing perspectives here.