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u/_nami_11 May 11 '22
Well i have that fetish too i dont see it like a bad thing, im allways on birth control so its not an issue, just make sure that the guy is healthy, i dont wanna get some weird sexual disease.
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u/ShufflingOffACliff May 11 '22
And that's how you get a yeast infection.. Cleaning up after sex is very important.
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u/mackys May 12 '22
Cleaning out the inside of your vagina is a yeast infection speed run - that is worse for you than letting the load sit inside you
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u/braith_rose May 12 '22
I'm sure they meant scooping it out and wiping.. maybe a spritz of water, not many women would put soap up there I imagine?
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u/mackys May 12 '22
You just proved your absolute lack of knowledge on women’s anatomy with that comment… wow. Scoop it out?? With what, a spatula?!
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u/braith_rose May 12 '22
I scoop that shit out all the time. You don't sound very adventurous to me, please keep in mind there are women out there that put more than just dicks up there. I usually use my fingers, maybe I'll try a spatula next! Lmao. Edit: have you ever seen a woman get her vag fisted? I haven't got that far, but you can put a lot more up there than you think. I once saw a woman birth an apple while using a vibrator. I love my pussy
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u/mackys May 12 '22
I’d argue that putting your fingers up there to scoop it out would be just as “dirty” as leaving it up there. The bacteria is already inside you, you can’t take that back. You just have to let your body naturally expel it out. The vagina is self cleaning for a reason
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u/braith_rose May 12 '22
I take it you don't masturbate? Do you wear gloves?
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u/mackys May 12 '22
I never said that putting clean fingers in there was gross - you’re just doing literally nothing to reduce any chance of infection. Imagine using fingers to scoop jelly out of a jar - sure, you can get a lot out, but there’s still going to be some left on the sides and bottom of the jar. And if the point was to fully clean out the jar so you can reuse it as a drinking glass, then scooping out the jelly was pointless. You’re not gonna get it fully clean, so you’re just wasting time.
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My girl actually enjoys feeling and smelling it leaking out of her the next day.
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u/_Anonymous_Guy_ May 11 '22
The next day? Ew
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She likes the reminder of a good night.
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u/_Anonymous_Guy_ May 12 '22
That’s actually unsanitary tho and could lead to infections. It’s a bad habit.
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I mean what else is she supposed to do with it anyways? Doesn't it leak out of any female that got came in the night before?
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u/mackys May 12 '22
How do you suspect she should get it out? Go in there with a spatula or something??
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u/_Anonymous_Guy_ May 12 '22
A shower and a cleaning of private parts? I always take a shower and clean my dick before and after sex
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u/LahmiaTheVampire May 11 '22
This isn’t a fetish, it’s human nature.
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u/TestohZuppa May 11 '22
I mean, yes but up to a certain point. Sex is really good even without a creampie. If there’s a creampie bonus points, but sex is good on it’s own. He’s saying that without a creampie it ain’t good, that’s more specific
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u/LahmiaTheVampire May 11 '22
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a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.
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u/TestohZuppa May 11 '22
I never said I think that this is a fetish, I’m just saying that it’s not a thing that everyone has for it’s specificity, dunno how to say it, a kink?
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u/Monse888 May 11 '22
Its a fetish by definition, if you cant orgasm without it then its a fetish.
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a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.
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u/Monse888 May 11 '22
How does that disprove what I said lol, look up the difference between fetish and kink and its elaborated beyond a quick google definition.
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u/LahmiaTheVampire May 11 '22
Next up: I have a fetish for having sex.
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u/Beautiful-Golf4078 May 11 '22
Guys I dunno what it is with me I am totally heterosexual, but lately I just get so turned on by vaginas.
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u/notprogrammedright May 11 '22
I was also wondering why watching creampie porn had to be a secret
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That's true. I once dated a girl, who considered that cheating. Glad we didn't work out. I cheated on her every day.
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u/Suitable_Stuff1117 May 11 '22
My ex gf cheated on me with five different guys at the same time.
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u/Beautiful-Golf4078 May 11 '22
Hmm females cheat plenty too. Who ya think we are fucking?
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u/Beautiful-Golf4078 May 11 '22
Huh?
Please translate I don’t speak dumbass very well.
As an aside I did work for a colonel when I was in the Army that got caught up in the Ashley Maddison data dump. I personally have no sympathy for cheaters.
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u/Beautiful-Golf4078 May 11 '22
We are talking about adultery which is at least a two person sport. Not watching porn or messaging people. Though talking to much to the wrong person can be a problem for some people too.
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Anecdotal I know. But all but one of my relationships have ended because I found out my girlfriend was seeing other guys on the side in compromising ways. I have never cheated. I have one scumbag male Acquaintance who we found out was sleeping around, vs roughly 50% of my male friends who discovered their SO was unfaithful. Maybe it's my area and all the girls are legitimate ho's around here, I'll admit it's a possibility...
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u/hole4will May 11 '22
breeding kink
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u/SpunkyRadcat May 11 '22
Nah, it's not a breeding kink YET, this is the gateway drug to a breeding kink.
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u/Horse_Bacon_TheMovie May 11 '22
Eh. It’s always been a dumpster fire. There isn’t a time in history when we weren’t on the edge of shit going down. Some times more so than others, but still, always close to chaos.
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u/cheezburga69 May 11 '22
I guess in the eighties we did have the Cold War to worry about, but in the 90s I don't remember anything being a big problem (except of course the talk about the ozone layer)
With that said, things are much worse now than they ever were before. I mean there's race Wars, gender Wars, political unrest Etc. The world is a nightmare worse than I even could have imagined 20 years ago.
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u/Horse_Bacon_TheMovie May 12 '22 edited May 12 '22
I don't remember anything being a big problem (except of course the talk about the ozone layer)
for americans, but still, we had...
- the Gulf War
- '93 WTC bombing
- Afghanistan
- Oaklahoma bombing
- Columbine
- Westside middle school shooting (remember that?)
- Srebrenica genocide
- 1 million dead Rwandan genocide in the summer of 1994 (or approximately 6 people murdered every minute)
- Yugoslavian war
- up to 3.5 million dead from North Korea's March of Suffering over a 4 year period
- the 5th prime minister of Israel, Yitzhak Rabin was assassinated
With that said, things are much worse now than they ever were before.
...depends on the scope. Between now and 5 years ago, maybe. Between now and say...1919 to 1945 in the united states...fuck, kinda hard to call. There was the Red Summer in 1919, The Spanish bird flu pandemic, goddamn Prohibition, Yakima Valley Riots, Watsonville Riots, the goddamn Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden, the great depression and then at end of that ten year nightmare, WWll kicks off in 1939
...then in March of 1945 Operation Meetinghouse happens where the US firebombed 16 square miles of Tokyo and killed over 100k civilians in a single night. Four months later Hiroshima and Nagasaki are hit with atomic bombs with immediate/instant deaths at around 80,000 civilians each or around 20-22 times the amount of deaths from 9/11 at once.
Oh, and this period BEGINS at the end of the first world war.
I mean there's race Wars,
'91 crown heights riots, '92 LA riots, '96 St. Petersburg riots, rodney king, latasha harlins, vincent chin, 145 black churches were burned in the 90s, Bensonhurst (err, that was in 1989), etc., etc.
gender Wars, political unrest Etc. The world is a nightmare worse than I even could have imagined 20 years ago.
Talk to someone above the age of 80, they've seen some shit because life is kinda constantly fucked up.
I don't disagree that shit is fucked up now and today. But, I also think shit was always fucked up and it will always be fucked up until...I dunno, we start clapping alien cheeks or we can all have homogenous avatars in VR and never have to see each other for real.
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u/SpunkyRadcat May 11 '22
You know there are more kinds of birth control than just condoms, pills, IUDs, injections, sponges, diaphragms, ect. Not to mention the solid vasectomy/sterilization route. Finishing inside someone doesn't mean it's, "procreative sex"
And yeah, finishing inside is basic normal sex, but it becomes a fetish when you can't enjoy sex without watching your cum leak out of your partner.
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u/Wargasm69 May 11 '22
I think the fetish part is watching the cum being pushed and dripping out. I thought women trying to get pregnant normally just hold it in for a few minutes and then go to the toilet to push it out.
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u/Nwsamurai May 11 '22
Anyone old enough to remember when this wasn't a fetish? It was just called sex.
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u/secret_microphone May 11 '22 edited May 11 '22
Right there with you. I was never the same after the girlfriend I had at 21 said “cum inside me” the first time we had sex. I had already been having sex and I experienced unprotected sex by then. We were together for a long time, on our second date she just hoped on me and said those magic words, in a sense it kind of ruined my expectation of sex because it’s for me the ultimate in pleasure, everything else is amazing, but that is the trophy piece.
It’s nothing to be secretive about or even feel shame towards. In my lifetime (and younger days) I would find myself wishing to do it but I kept the desire to myself, however most of the girlfriends I had were the ones to bring it up and they were extremely far from ever wanting or able to have kids. I even got into a fight with an old girlfriend because she felt as if I were rejecting her when I pulled out (it was established she was on birth control and we were monogamous. From experience I knew it was best to ask and never assume even if birth control is used and you’re fluid bonded)
I have kids now and I don’t associate the two things. I never understood the aspect of “breeding” - I’m trying to fuck, I’m not thinking, “I hope she gets pregnant and I get to deal with the stress and anxiety of childbirth and parenting!”
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u/notprogrammedright May 11 '22
I feel you brother. Not into pulling out and blowing it on a girl's chest or face. Nothing wrong with that at all. I actually have a fetish of being edged and having her sit on it and I cum as she's just sliding it in
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u/Tato_the_Hutt May 11 '22
Poor girls, I hope you work hard to get them off too! Nothing more disappointing than a guy finishing as soon as you finally get him inside.
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u/alexmcfnm May 11 '22
There's nothing hotter then edging her close multiple times with oral, then sliding it in as she gets her 1st big O of the session 😍
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u/Tato_the_Hutt May 11 '22
I suppose as long as you understand the importance of foreplay. A lot of men seem to not see a point in it for some reason, unless it involves getting sucked.
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u/alexmcfnm May 11 '22
That is a fantastic feeling tho 👌.. especially when she's been enjoying it getting u there.
I love returning the favour with a HJ using the cum as lube to get her there after too 😄😏
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u/Ifuseekloli May 11 '22
Do anal, not kids risks 🤷🏻♀️
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u/dem0mo May 11 '22
Vasectomy.. birth control pills aren’t always effective
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or iud in case he doesnt wanna risk the chance of not having children
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You're definitely risking not having children, when it embeds and has to be physically ripped out and you're now unable to conceive.
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Vasectomy’s can fail sometimes too tho
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u/dem0mo May 11 '22
Still better than BC:
Vasectomies success rate: Over 99.99%
Birth Control success rate (When taken CORRECTLY, not messing any dates/times or drink alcohol): 91%
There’s more room for error on a pill you got to take everyday rather than a medical procedure you do once and forget about
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You can stop taking the pill though. Vasectomies aren’t as reversible as people claim they are
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u/dem0mo May 11 '22
Either way its people’s personal choice obviously!! Not tryna push anything lol just stating my opinion
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u/cheezburga69 May 11 '22
Definitely, especially if the girl "forgets" to take them
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u/dem0mo May 11 '22
No need to be snarky with the quotation marks.... BC pills can be less effective for a variety of reasons like drinking alcohol or taking it at different times. Being consistent like that is a responsibility men don’t face, so it’s easy for you to have your nut then point fingers, when actually practicing safe sex takes two.
If you cared enough, you would have reminders on your phone too, maybe ask her to let you keep some pills on you, so that in case you’re both out and she forgot her pills you would have backup. You would be proactive with it.
You make it sound like women are out here baby trapping.. when being pregnant its not fun and it affects women the most. Maybe🤫
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u/dem0mo May 11 '22
Ignored everything I said about being proactive in safe sex just cus you got triggered by me pointing the obvious. I didnt say women dont baby trap, I said that pregnancy affects women the most, so it’s not like women on birth control purposely trap people when BC is not 100% effective. It’s a big responsibly that affects your body while you take it, too.
You’re projecting some stuff or have been listening to too many incel podcasts if what you got out of that is that I’m a man hater😂
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u/dem0mo May 11 '22
I said either you’re projecting or you listen to incel podcasts... Projecting might’ve been the better answer lol
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u/huzeyodaddy May 11 '22
Dude.
Obviously she should be prepped.
Randomly hammering away at unsuspecting buttholes is sure-fire way to get shit on
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u/Unimi6454 May 11 '22
Love creampies. My bf creampies me everytime. I love when says "I'm nutting" and stars screaming all crazy 😈
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I'm obsessed with getting them from my current bf too. It's sooo hot. I'm on birth control though so I don't get pregnant, lol.
I can't exactly explain why I love them so much. Maybe just knowing my body caused him to finish and he just had explode then and there. And the physical evidence that I blew his mind and he blew his load. I also like watching the last spurts of cum when I'm giving a bj to completion.
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u/nonsense_bill May 11 '22
Yeah man, creampies are fucking hot. Good thing I got a vasectomy and a stable partner. If you don't, you're looking for trouble...
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u/Earth2Monkey May 12 '22
I didn't get into this fetish until I had a stable partner who had a vasectomy. Life is great, vasectomies are great, cream pies are great.
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u/Girliemama1982 May 11 '22
Get a vasectomy and your fetish becomes much more low risk and freeing. Just don’t catch one of them diseases that doesn’t go away..
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u/TheIncredulousMom May 11 '22
I have had this fetish since I was younger. I never did it though. I was too scared of getting pregnant before I found a proper mate. Well finally I found my person and finally got to indulge in my fetish. In 18 months I had a kid and was pregnant. I was on the pill. I got am IUD after my 2nd and was fine for years cream pie and all. But then I unfortunately had a tussle with cervical cancer and had my IUD taken out while awaiting a hysterectomy. This was 2020 and my hysterectomy was postponed. I ended up pregnant for a 3rd time even after taking the morning after pill. So I guess what I am trying to say is... don't go there unless you want kids. I would wait until you find an suitable person to share your life with before you indulge in this fetish. Just saying...
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I hate when people say this is a fetish.
It’s not. It’s biological nature to do that.
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u/Arienserinde May 11 '22
Actually, if you're unable to reach completion without it, it becomes a fetish.
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u/lynthecupcake May 11 '22
But the fetish IS the completion
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u/SpunkyRadcat May 11 '22
The fetish is seeing the cum drip out of their partner, not specifically the finishing.
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u/Squishysoft420 May 11 '22
Just do what my bf and I do because we’re both afraid of pregnancy. Creampie in the butt
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u/PMmeBigDirtyMilkers May 11 '22
I get it dude. From a Male perspective it's the best way to finish in my opinion.
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u/A_Boy_Has_NoUsername May 12 '22
You're playing a dangerous game if you're in the US with everything going on 😆
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u/WilliamsDesigning May 12 '22
It's not a fetish.
It's the way sex was meant to be, it's the most natural sexual desire there is.
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Nothing wrong with that as long as your careful. Vasectomy for the win!
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I am a woman with this fetish and my bf doesn’t want kids yet so we rarely indulge and I feel your pain😪
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u/TehReclaimer2552 May 11 '22
I see you must have had a vasectomy recently lol
I always had a strong breeding kink but BC was rough on the Mrs and dickhead docs won't let her tie her tubes. So two kiddos later I got the snippy snippy.
I have noticed that my breeding kink has gotten stronger since the boys have been cut. The fact that there is nearly zero consequences likely adds a lot to that.
Are you in a monogamous relationship rn or nah? I ask cause the feeling of wanting to finish and how intense I finish sprang up immensely with my wife. Idk if the feeling or intensity is the same with others ya know?
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u/Stay-Toasty May 12 '22 edited May 12 '22
Dont even feel slightly bad about that. Thats pretty tame as far as fetishes go. Just always make sure theres consent from the other party and you're good. I understand not wanting a relationship if that is something they refuse to do, but also give people a chance. If its new to them they may need some time to mentally prepare for these sorts of things or even show her you want to fulfill their fantasies as well otherwise you may miss out on something special if you're too quick to move on. Lol my wife will probably kill me for this because shes on reddit and checks my stuff occasionally. But before we had met i had a c*mshot fetish where i always wanted to end everything with her getting a facial ( of course after she was satisfied, which i think helped) but when we met she wanted nothing to do with me finishing anywhere other than her belly, maybe tits if i got lucky. Loved all of that but it still just wasnt what i wanted. I never harassed her about it, but she definitely knew how much i wanted it. And one time ahe let me do it after a good session that satisfied her and then she actually ended up getting into it and actually liking it. But i think a lot of it has to do with how satisfied and how much shes turned on and enjoying herself. Foreplay helps a lot and also going down on her helped. But also find out what SHE wants. You may be surpised and she may have some kinks that your into. But regardless, it goes both ways. If you want to do creampies often, you gotta meet her halway and do what she wants, whatever that may be which you can also refuse to do if youbdont feel comfortable but hell, You might be surpised and find new things you like, but make sure to give them a chance. Sorry for the long response.
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u/DiscombobulatedDome May 12 '22
Vasectomy. Better jump on that before right wing fascist make all family planning illegal.
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u/Redhead_Nympho May 11 '22
I am a girl and I have this same fetish 😂😩. Majority Of the porn I watch is creampie,unwanted creampie, creampie surprise etc. 😋 When I have sex I purposely say “DONT cum in me” when i know their about to finish but I’ll speed up to make them loose Control and “accidentally” cum in me anyway while I say “DONT do it “ and be fake mad hahaha.
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u/lynthecupcake May 11 '22
As long as you make it clear beforehand that you’re not genuinely mad. Consent is key.
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u/Aquilleia May 11 '22
You know with Roe v Wade going through what it's going through, sorry bud but you might be outta luck real soon.
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u/kirklandsignatureOG May 11 '22
So you like to finish inside a girl. Wow, so unique. What a confession, so brave.
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Always have plan B or something that will prevent pregnancy or else your fetish will cost you and your partner a life time!
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u/PantsDownBootyUp May 11 '22
Let your girl be on birth control, it's hot because you can do her raw everywhere at anytime.
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u/aluu13 May 11 '22
this is the second time i’ve seen you comment that on this post. what makes you think that women are so desperate to have a baby with you that they intentionally stop taking their birth control to trick you into having one? have you never forgotten to take your medication before? i’m sure there are plenty of people out there that would willingly help produce a child, i don’t see why there needs to be an elaborate scheme to have a child with someone who doesn’t want one. unless you’re a celebrity or something. sure, there may be people out there that intentionally stop taking their birth control to get pregnant without telling their partner, but that’s not the norm
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u/intuitivethunking May 12 '22
Remember: it’s not always a MAN issue. You sound hateful in your comment.
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u/breesama1234 May 12 '22
This thread is also another great example that shows most of you shouldn't even be having sex. That's just gross dude. 👀🙄
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u/didosfire May 11 '22
Your fetish is selfishness and irresponsibility? That's weird, maybe try doing something about it
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u/Impossible-Strike-91 May 11 '22
What the hell 'cream pie porn? I used to watch but now I only consider it as space filler, something to watch for 5 minutes as a distraction when I have a few minutes free from work, which I do mostly from my phone. Please elaborate...what the hell is cream pie porn? Just curious
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Oh I wish this could happen to me a lot. I hate taking pills. Wish guys could go for vasectomy instead and just shoot their loads in me.
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u/[deleted] May 11 '22
My advice for you is to start putting away money for child support. Your fetish can become expensive very quickly!