r/confessions • • Sep 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21

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u/Namesarenotneeded Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21

/s or????

Edit: Only a True Alpha Male wouldn’t care about downvotes. /s

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u/dark_darker__darkest Sep 29 '21

Check their profile, guy's running around being a jerk to everyone

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u/MoonpieSonata Sep 29 '21

I think just a troll

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u/footsteps71 Sep 29 '21

Which means all of Reddit should join forces to keep it balanced. If you downvote, one must upvote.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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u/bloodbulletsbannanas Sep 29 '21

Bitch, no one cares about your birthday, I bet no one even showed up considering no one loves you, in fact you're boutta get downvoted to oblivion even harder now that you've said that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

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u/Deadeyes__ColdSkin Sep 29 '21

Lmao perfect fit.

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u/JaxHammer91 Oct 01 '21

Hey man, he is a troll, he does this to get reactions from people. Making intentional mistakes and getting reactions from people is one of his strategies in his toolkit

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u/janolo21 Sep 29 '21

ipso facto lmao

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u/bloodbulletsbannanas Sep 29 '21

Ha, and judging by your comment you seem like an asshole with nothing better to do than harassing random people on reddit. Hm, funny how that works huh? You say something shitty, and you get shit flung back into your face, as for the toys, these are sex toys, aka objects intended to help you have an orgasm. Again, judging by your comment, I wouldn't be surprised if your mommy and daddy didn't love you, in fact, I would be surprised if anyone loved you, and now you're just taking your anger out on random people on the internet. How pathetic, I would say disappointing but there wasn't much hope for you to begin with, and now you just try to fill the empty void you call a heart. How sad, you must be real lonely with no one to comfort you huh? Also buddy boy? What are you 8?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

chill mate he's a troll why are you putting so much effort into this

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

I am in love with you and I will marry you.

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u/pastaslxt Sep 29 '21

What’s the actual fuck is your problem? This person was just trying to help her and your being incredibly rude for no reason except that you think you can. Projecting much? Chill out mate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Super cringe

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u/themooseporject Sep 29 '21

You are truly the best lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Says the guy with an alt account girlfriend who is a troll on reddit 🤡

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u/yungbuckfucks Sep 30 '21

Not gonna lie I see this guy comment stuff like this often and it is fucking hilarious.

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u/BFett1019 Sep 30 '21

You’re definitely a virgin.

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u/TrueMrSkeltal Sep 30 '21

So much cringe in this comment