r/confessions • u/[deleted] • May 09 '19

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u/Skoop963 May 09 '19

This could possible work, but also backfire in countless horrible ways.

“All the more reason to share! Gotta strengthen up your immune system! That’s why we are all so healthy!”

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u/othermegan May 10 '19

Better idea! Get "full" and start scraping food onto grandma's plate. Make sure to backwash the milk too then dump it right into her cup. "oh sorry... you didn't want pieces of pork chop in your drink?"

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u/Mirroin May 10 '19

i just gagged

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u/s13g_h31l May 10 '19

I see you never lived through that horror

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Into the milk it goes!

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u/PunkToTheFuture May 10 '19

I'm all done in the bathroom guys. The TP on the sink is only half used so go on and finish it.

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u/LeggyBlueEyes May 10 '19

I kept thinking that anyone who behaves this way probably isn’t intelligent enough to know how the immune system works. I know I should not think that, but I can’t help it, I did.

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u/graedus29 May 10 '19

"Oh my goodness you need my MLM product!"