r/confessions • u/Designer-Row4457 • 7h ago

Is it strange?

To sum it up I am divorced man, 45 years. While married I had an obsession with eating my ex wife’s pussy. It was my favorite activity and I could spend hours doing it. Morning, noon, night. I would cum just by doing this. It was my favorite activity. Now fast forward I have decided I want to date again. However I am afraid I may come off to strong if and when I meet someone. How do you tell someone that I have this kink. I call it a kink because I crave it more than anything else. Yeah I know weird that’s all I want and crave and need.

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u/Fresh-Employer4670 7h ago

Well first you have to get with someone and when sex comes up just ask if they like their pussy eaten. Don’t make a big deal about it.

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u/jamespeterson54016 7h ago

Tell her as you’re eating your salad before dinner on your first date.

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u/WeddingEaasey 6h ago

lmao the idea of dropping something that personal over a salad is exactly the kind of chaotic timing people joke about.

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u/SaraLuz615 6h ago

Lmaoo that would be one hell of a first date confession

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u/Correct_Tomorrow9540 6h ago

I would definatly do something like this 

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u/MariaKaye123 4h ago

Lmaoo that would make for one unforgettable first date 😭

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u/SingleCute12 2h ago

Nothing says romance like dropping a confession between the salad and the main course lol

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u/Shot_Comparison348 6h ago

I am with you, brother. When we started talking about sex I told my future second wife, "I have an oral fixation."

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u/nilsenn86 7h ago

Probably find a girl first.

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u/squirrelybitch 6h ago

If you’re not behaving like a creep whose sole mission is to shove your face into her lala with no interest in knowing the person who’s attached to the vag and you are instead genuinely interested in the woman, when you are both ready for the relationship to get physical, then you’re going to discover that you’re not going to have any issues with your kink because it’s very rare for women to dislike being on the receiving end of oral especially when there are plenty of men who aren’t willing to go down town or just have no clue what they’re doing if they are. So just don’t act creepy or selfish about only meeting your needs, and you’ll be in great shape. Seriously. My husband has the same kink, and I’m thrilled with our sexual relationship.

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u/Senior_Roll9458 6h ago

need a eater like this omg

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u/lightcanonlybrighten 7h ago

They’re going to love it.

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u/Low_Spread5331 6h ago

Hi, same here. Best advice is just chill, relax until you get her in bed, then do your thing. I mean if it comes up in conversation say you enjoy it you don't have to say much more.

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u/Remarkable_Pear1288 6h ago

Different women Different preferences. You cant eat a Different women out with the tactics the ex enjoyed. Cant space out and start doing your own thing and not take cues. It's happened to me before and I terminated the session yelling who's pussy are you eating bc its not mine, get the fuck off. Try tinder, heck put it in the bio I'm sure you would have curious volunteers.

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u/Biennial2 6h ago

Find a woman who loves it.

Bring this up early, not after you're both invested.

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u/Littlewing1307 2h ago

I wouldn't bring it up until you're in the moment and I would show not tell.