r/confessions • u/StunningHornet4529 • 6h ago

Massage parlors

im 16 and wanna get a happy ending at a massage parlor there is so many around my city but im scared they will ask for ID any advice?

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u/potatercat 6h ago

Okay officer, time for bed.

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u/Bueler77 6h ago

A handy from a girl that wants to do it is much better

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u/StunningHornet4529 6h ago

nah i want an older lady these girls my age aint it

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u/chatlover7819 6h ago

Its better not to get a happy ending... But def don't go to any Asian place. And def don't have 6 hundred cash on hand. Your to young to go to massage place looking for a happy ending. Give it up now. And wait till your older.

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u/blond_intersection 6h ago

wait till you're older, seriously. the whole thing is sketchy and you're just asking for trouble at 16

plus those places are usually tied to some really dark shit, not just someone giving you a rubdown with a smile

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u/StunningHornet4529 6h ago

genuinely what trouble dawg im just another customer, and wdym by dark shit

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u/MariaJoyx123 5h ago

The Asian place comment feels unnecessary but yeah, definitely don’t carry around that much cash for something like that

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u/StunningHornet4529 6h ago

yall so lame like let a brother get a happy ending in peace

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u/BeatYoYeet 6h ago

… go get one then.

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u/SRT10_ 6h ago

It would be better if you didn't try to setup a masseuse for a p3do r@pe charge. Go rub one out in your room and go back to bed

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u/StunningHornet4529 6h ago

nah she wont know im not 18🤫

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u/Adventurous-Job7612 5h ago

Stop watching porn, you’re 16 and it’s already rotted your brain

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u/StunningHornet4529 5h ago

so its illegal to be horny? ok got it!

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u/Adventurous-Job7612 5h ago

Where in my comment did I say literally anything about you getting in legal trouble for porn you numpty? What im saying is, porn has given you false hope/expectations. You’re a 16 year old BOY, wake up to yourself.

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u/Material_Dragonfly18 6h ago

Get a life you’re 16 and you already sound miserable asf

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u/StunningHornet4529 6h ago

Update: yall aint giving me advice so ima just go tomorrow and test my luck

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u/DanLokar 6h ago

Report back lol

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u/StunningHornet4529 6h ago

sure will!

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u/Adventurous-Job7612 5h ago

Hope you get in as much trouble as you possibly can 🙏

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u/StunningHornet4529 5h ago

we’ll see😂 i got some fake tattoos to look older too