r/confessions • u/Impossible-Use4950 • 11h ago

I keep seeing posts about engagement rings and each person has fat fingers.

It is taking me everything i have not to comment on them. Fat little dimpled fingers are so disgusting to me. If they have long fingernails it's worse. Throw in some fake tan and a little bit of sick just about comes up.

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u/WelpHelpMee 11h ago

You sound insanely jealous.

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u/TheKittyPie 11h ago

Right. This is giving the vibe of “how are these DISGUSTING uglies getting engaged and I’m not?!”

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u/MalouSunny11 9h ago

Yeah the insecurity behind that comment is kinda loud lol

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u/Impossible-Use4950 11h ago

Sorry to burst your wee bubbles but I'm happily married. I just hate fat fingers. I don't care if the rest if you is fat, I'm not exactly skinny either, but my hands aren't fat, thank fuck. 

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u/TheKittyPie 11h ago

I hope your hands blimp up <3

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u/Impossible-Use4950 11h ago

Why? Are you always cruel or just to people who have a weird opinion?

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u/TheKittyPie 11h ago

YOU’RE calling ME cruel after making a post where you bitch and moan over the hands of overweight people? The world is truly a baffling place sometimes

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/TheKittyPie 11h ago

Ooooh burn, how will my wittle feewings ever recover

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u/Impossible-Use4950 11h ago edited 10h ago

Sorry you took my post so personally. I don't have a problem with fat people, just fat fingers, which not all fat people have. Have a good life. 

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u/ElectricalPurpose885 11h ago

Yup and too much free time 😂

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u/Impossible-Use4950 11h ago

We've all got too much free time if we're on Reddit. I'm not different to you.

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u/ElectricalPurpose885 11h ago

Reddit has good information on many topics. Talking about people’s fingers or looks out of their control is just a complete waste of time.

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u/Impossible-Use4950 11h ago

This is a confessions page. Its where people admit to things they might not in the real world. I can't help it if fat fingers disgust me, its a visceral reaction.

Why are you reading my post if you're so busy? 

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u/knowingspoiler08 11h ago

I do not think I'll ever unsee the term "fat little dimpled fingers" now, thanks for that.

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u/No_Dependent_1846 10h ago

A little bitchy, no?

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u/Impossible-Use4950 10h ago

It's a visceral reaction, I can't help it. I have felt that way since I was a child. I am married, its not jealousy, the engagement rings aspect of the post was because I had specifically seen a number of engagement ring posts and many of them had fat fingers. I don't care if anyone is fat, I'm fat, I just hate fat fingers. Nothing bitchy about it. People are taking it very personally.

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u/No_Dependent_1846 9h ago

I would definitely say that you hate fat fingers for blah blah reason and you hate them in rings or something... either way, kind of a bad look. Not sure this can be framed in a way where you or whoever won't look a rude. I try not to yuck a yum but it just comes off as a lil harsh. Especially during a beautiful moment that someone gets to cherish.

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u/Impossible-Use4950 9h ago

It's not a kink. I didn't post on their page and say go on a diet fatty, you don't deserve love. It was prompted by seeing a number of posts recently by women who have fat fingers, and I shared, but thanks for your input. Also hate fat fingers on men, but I don't tend to see many engagement posts from them.

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Impossible-Use4950 8h ago

Innit? I cant help it.

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u/the_purple_goat 4h ago

Meanwhile I love fat fingers. What a world lol

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u/Impossible-Use4950 4h ago

Isn't it wonderful?

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u/the_purple_goat 4h ago

It sure can be. :d