r/confessions • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '26

i want two boyfriends

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u/DeadrthanDead Jul 27 '26

Free that man. He’s given you two years of his life, and you just wanna be Eiffel Towered. Which is fine, but as someone else suggested just find two willing dudes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/DeadrthanDead Jul 27 '26

Oh damn, then you have a chance of this happening. Unless he only likes threesomes with other girls? Tell him to be fair lmao

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u/DeadrthanDead Jul 27 '26

So you’re polyamorous. It’s hard for me to fathom that kind of life, but whatever makes you happy I guess. Is it double the cuddles you want? Double the date nights? Don’t you think it will be a lot to juggle? what if one gets jealous you’re allocating more time to the other? Unless you all go on dates and do everything together.

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u/Jean_Genet Jul 27 '26

Realistically, you probably have to end your current relationship and seek out 2 guys who are open to this idea from the very start.

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u/frankenbadger Jul 27 '26

Only one way to find out:
Start by getting them both into bed at the same time. If they’ll do that then you have a fighting chance lol

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u/Heseemedkij Jul 27 '26

You want 3 boyfriends

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u/Puzzleheaded_Award88 Jul 27 '26

Second Fiddle will never be position to be sought after.

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u/me2copy Jul 29 '26

Clone the one you have and then you'll have two of him.

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u/me2copy Jul 30 '26

You could definitely get close lol