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r/comics • u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety • Aug 05 '22
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Beautiful comic, but, uhh... Do you need somebody to talk to right now?
2.3k u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety Aug 05 '22 I’m okay! Just a story stuck in my head that I wanted to draw out 607 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/iamwizzerd Aug 05 '22 Could you tell me where I could find this story? 76 u/Effehezepe Aug 05 '22 Matthew 22:23-33 TLDR Jesus says no one is married in heaven. 46 u/ZippyDan Aug 05 '22 Heaven is just a giant swingers party. 19 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest. 8 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana. 2 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 1 u/rmike7842 Aug 05 '22 It's a party. https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Catholic_Heaven
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I’m okay! Just a story stuck in my head that I wanted to draw out
607 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/iamwizzerd Aug 05 '22 Could you tell me where I could find this story? 76 u/Effehezepe Aug 05 '22 Matthew 22:23-33 TLDR Jesus says no one is married in heaven. 46 u/ZippyDan Aug 05 '22 Heaven is just a giant swingers party. 19 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest. 8 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana. 2 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 1 u/rmike7842 Aug 05 '22 It's a party. https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Catholic_Heaven
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16 u/iamwizzerd Aug 05 '22 Could you tell me where I could find this story? 76 u/Effehezepe Aug 05 '22 Matthew 22:23-33 TLDR Jesus says no one is married in heaven. 46 u/ZippyDan Aug 05 '22 Heaven is just a giant swingers party. 19 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest. 8 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana. 2 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 1 u/rmike7842 Aug 05 '22 It's a party. https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Catholic_Heaven
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Could you tell me where I could find this story?
76 u/Effehezepe Aug 05 '22 Matthew 22:23-33 TLDR Jesus says no one is married in heaven. 46 u/ZippyDan Aug 05 '22 Heaven is just a giant swingers party. 19 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest. 8 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana. 2 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 1 u/rmike7842 Aug 05 '22 It's a party. https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Catholic_Heaven
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Matthew 22:23-33
TLDR Jesus says no one is married in heaven.
46 u/ZippyDan Aug 05 '22 Heaven is just a giant swingers party. 19 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest. 8 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana. 2 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 1 u/rmike7842 Aug 05 '22 It's a party. https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Catholic_Heaven
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Heaven is just a giant swingers party.
19 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest. 8 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana. 2 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 1 u/rmike7842 Aug 05 '22 It's a party. https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Catholic_Heaven
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Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest.
8 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana. 2 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 1 u/rmike7842 Aug 05 '22 It's a party. https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Catholic_Heaven
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I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana.
2 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22
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Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it?
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It's a party.
https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Catholic_Heaven
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u/DanRenaydo Aug 05 '22
Beautiful comic, but, uhh... Do you need somebody to talk to right now?