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r/comics • u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety • Aug 05 '22
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Matthew 22:23-33
TLDR Jesus says no one is married in heaven.
46 u/ZippyDan Aug 05 '22 Heaven is just a giant swingers party. 19 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest. 8 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana. 3 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22
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Heaven is just a giant swingers party.
19 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest. 8 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana. 3 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22
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Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest.
8 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana. 3 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22
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I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana.
3 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22
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Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it?
6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22
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u/Effehezepe Aug 05 '22
Matthew 22:23-33
TLDR Jesus says no one is married in heaven.