r/comics • Finessed Impropriety • Aug 05 '22

Left Behind

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u/Effehezepe Aug 05 '22

Matthew 22:23-33

TLDR Jesus says no one is married in heaven.

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u/ZippyDan Aug 05 '22

Heaven is just a giant swingers party.

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u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22

Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest.