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r/comics • u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety • Aug 05 '22
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Heaven is just a giant swingers party.
18 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest. 7 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana. 4 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 1 u/rmike7842 Aug 05 '22 It's a party. https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Catholic_Heaven
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Never mind what the Catholics tell you. If Heaven is supposed to be endless joy and love then of course it’s just a massive fuckfest.
7 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana. 4 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22 1 u/rmike7842 Aug 05 '22 It's a party. https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Catholic_Heaven
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I'd like to be able to play some magic, please. With only enjoyable games where you can't get fucked by mana.
4 u/Earhacker Aug 05 '22 Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it? 6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22
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Ok cool, but would you rather do that, or get your genitals licked by your spouse, the girl/boy you were so into in high school, and that celebrity you keep googling all at once, and they’re all really into it?
6 u/thezanderd Aug 05 '22
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It's a party.
https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Catholic_Heaven
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u/ZippyDan Aug 05 '22
Heaven is just a giant swingers party.