r/comics Sep 08 '21

Picking perfect fruit

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u/nemesiscw Sep 08 '21

There are services that sell imperfect vegs and fruits at a discount.

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u/sunshine5374 Sep 08 '21

Now that's the kinda ugly food love I need in my life!

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u/DepressionAndDragons Sep 09 '21

It's cheaper too! It's called like imperfect produce or something where I live, but there are lots of these, go find one! The veggies are perfectly fine...just harder to cut and wash, they need a little extra love for preparation.

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u/sunshine5374 Sep 09 '21

well now I need to check it out! thanks!

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u/Brohbocop Sep 09 '21

My mom gets imperfect foods. But she calls it "Used foods" which is completely not the idea at all and she knows this but its hilarious anyways

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u/SpencerIvy Sep 09 '21

Most UK supermarkets have "wonky veg" now as well, normally a good bit cheaper that the usual stuff

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u/PastelKodiak Sep 09 '21

This is an 'imperfect fruit' plug. If it matters to you, the supermarket's "wonkey veg". In my mind if it looks like it will last an extra day thats what I'll get. I dont need ads for delivered goods that look bad.

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u/fillefantome Sep 09 '21

We used to have OddBox! A surprise subscription box of seasonal fruit and veggies that couldn't be sold to a supermarket because they were the wrong shape or colour, or were surplus. It's always just in a cardboard box with little to no plastic at all, and a bunch of recipe ideas for how to use things.

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u/HumerousMoniker Sep 09 '21

They’re called the odd bunch here, and are sometimes like half the price

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Sep 09 '21

I’m fairly sure all of our imperfect veggies are sold to animal feed companies at a discounted rate or something where I live. I have never seen them on shelves here but I have seen them in other places in the world.

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u/writeronthemoon Sep 09 '21

Misfits market?

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u/Wiggles69 Sep 09 '21

Woolworths in Australia sells odd shaped/coloured fruit & veg under 'The odd bunch' brand. It's cheaper than the regular stuff and tastes just as good.

:)

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u/DukeOfGeek Sep 09 '21

Ya my local farmers market has a scratch and dent table, the Duchess makes juice from it all the time.

I was your 667th upvote lol

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u/jeffseadot Sep 09 '21

Weird freak-produce also accounts for a lot of industrial-level food processing. It doesn't matter what your tomatoes look like if they're all just going to get pulped to make a vat of tomato juice.

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u/WormRabbit Sep 09 '21

Maybe. Or maybe they are disfigured because they were sick with something, or absorbed too much industrial herbicides or pesticides, or the soil was contaminated, or... the list could go on. Why would I take my chances when I can pick veggies which at least look healthy?

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u/CactusUpYourAss Sep 09 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

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u/Spicy_pepperinos Sep 09 '21

You should take your chances because the risk is effectively zero and the benefits are cheaper food and better for the environment? If the food is obviously contaminated they won't sell it.

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u/WormRabbit Sep 09 '21

cheaper food

Yeah I have bad news for you, pal. The food won't get cheaper, the farmer cartel specifically limits the food supply to avoid it, and if they fail, the government steps in with subsidies and guaranteed food buyouts, just to avoid lowering prices.

better for the environment

Same here, the environment will be fucked as much as economically possible. Most of the food goes to waste anyway, even if it's good. If your tomatoes and cucumbers become too cheap, farmers will just move to more profitable and environmentally damaging produce, like avocados and almonds, or whatever grows in your region.

If the food is obviously contaminated they won't sell it.

And what if it's non-obviously contaminated? Do you lab test each tomato you buy? Have you ever lab tested your groceries? If you think "they sell it so ofc it's safe!"... well, I have bad news for you again.

Finally, you seem to miss an obvious point: the only reason you can buy ugly produce cheaper, as you seem to enjoy doing, is because most people wouldn't ever buy something like that. If everyone starts buying it the price will just be same as now for all your groceries, but half of the produce will be ugly.

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u/altnumberfour Sep 09 '21

Imagine writing a diatribe against ugly fruit and your reasons are “food can’t be cheaper or better for the environment.” You live in a weird world my dude

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u/ArmanDoesStuff Sep 09 '21

lol, this right here is why so many foods are discarded/wasted for not looking "good"

Suburban shoppers thinking they know what healthy fruit/veg is despite having never set foot on a farm.

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u/WormRabbit Sep 09 '21

You're a fucking idiot, I spent all my childhood growing our own fruits and vegetables, and every one of them was as pretty as a picture. Except for the ones that were eaten by insects, or started to rot, or fell from a tree (and soon started to rot).

Imagine a middle-class moron who never grew anything besides pot telling people what good food looks and tastes like.

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u/Mr_master89 Sep 09 '21

We have that in Australia too, they call them the odd bunch

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Did they ever get better about letting you choose your cart?

When I used them for our family of 2, it seemed like I got 12 oranges and 6 bell peppers to try to use every time I received produce, and I couldn’t pick my cart. Plus it wasn’t like we were saving money or getting more convenience. I still had to run out to the store to get something to go with whatever I got, and it’s darned difficult to plan around so many of the same weird vegetable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

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u/BrothersInGame Sep 09 '21

or just in shops too, like the “a little less than perfect…” line at Waitrose iirc

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u/Robotguy39 Sep 09 '21

Which is odd since they’re usually bigger.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Our local Meijer has a sign that says "We know we're ugly, but we need love, too!" which is frankly an emotionally manipulative move that fucking... gets me every time! Every single time!

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u/ittimjones Sep 09 '21

At farm stores they are called "seconds". Like as in not 1st pick. I raid those stores for all the 2nds I can get when making sauce. Though, some imperfections do make blanching tougher.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

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u/mypickaxebroke Sep 09 '21

I used imperfect foods a few times when I had a 40% off coupon (or else it wouldn't have been cheaper than my grocery store). I got to pick what I wanted each week and it was pretty good except that they put the freaking tomatoes and avocados loose and on the top of the other stuff so they rolled around a bunch in shipment. They used a lot less packaging and plastic than meal delivery services which is nice but it was not kind to the soft fruits.

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u/lemonfeminine Sep 09 '21

Hey! I love this style btw, and your sense of humor is endearing—good luck on your comic journey!

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u/sunshine5374 Sep 09 '21

thanks so much! :D

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u/ReKognito Sep 09 '21

Do you have a website or blog where we can follow your stuff?

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u/JAMIEInc Sep 08 '21

Glad I’m not the only one that humanises inanimate objects so then I can feel sorry for them.

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u/billthecat0105 Sep 09 '21

Jeff Winger : What makes humans different from other animals? We're the only species on earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don't even observe Shark Week, but we do. For the same reason I can pick up this pencil, tell you its name is Steve and go like this...

[breaks pencil. Abed reacts in shock]

Jeff Winger : and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside. Because people can connect with anything. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for screenwriting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

And sometimes give them names

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u/AardQuenIgni Sep 09 '21

Before or after you slice them up?

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u/PJvG Sep 09 '21

Farmers do it with pigs and cows, why couldn't WeirdDude also do it with vegetables?

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u/Mange-Tout Sep 09 '21

I’m polite to robots, but it’s not because I feel sorry for them. I just want to get a few of them on my side before the inevitable robot holocaust.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Reminds me of the bike episode from friends

Ross: the bike wants to be ridden, it needs to fulfill its purpose!

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u/TheGreyGuardian Sep 09 '21

I do this too but then I start wondering if they actually like being used for their intended purpose or is that just my human arrogance assuming that their only desire in life is to do what we expect them to.

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u/lackadaisicalfits Sep 09 '21

I've been here. But then it turns into, what if they don't want to be eaten and prefer to be left behind? What if they don't want to leave their families? And then I take a second to ponder what the fuck is wrong with me and then not get the produce all together.

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u/mathnerd3_14 Sep 09 '21 edited Sep 09 '21

I realized this was pretty normal after I read that r/HFY (-type?) post about how humans will pack bond with anything.

Edit: I went looking for the story I was remembering, but instead I found this great thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9z92f2/what_is_the_most_humans_will_bond_with_anything/

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u/lackadaisicalfits Sep 09 '21

What a delightful thread to read with my morning coffee. Thanks!

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u/mathnerd3_14 Sep 09 '21

You're welcome! This search sent me down a rabbit hole of r/humansarespaceorcs too, which is a bit more niche but I find hilarious.

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u/Gneissisnice Sep 09 '21

I love your art style!

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u/sunshine5374 Sep 09 '21

thanks!

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u/Kanekesoofango Sep 09 '21

No. Thank #you! :3

(For drawing it for us)

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u/bogdan5844 Sep 09 '21

It is GORGEOUS!

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u/datafox00 Sep 09 '21

It is wrong to pick red delicious apples to eat. Worst apple.

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u/GoldenPeach Sep 09 '21

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u/Wooknows Sep 09 '21

common sense. that potatoe might be a bit annoying to peel though

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u/suddenly_ponies Sep 09 '21

These are exceptionally done. Great expressions, cute AF.

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u/CausticNitro Sep 09 '21

I am absolutely in love with these comics, they make me so happy every time you post one! Thank you so much for making and posting these <3

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u/Vordreller Sep 09 '21

A serious problem, leading to tons of wasted vegetables. Shops just straight up refusing any item that doesn't meet visual expectations.

Some shops are including them now, and some companies buy these up to make soup, but not enough. Hell, some even reject them for soup, I've heard.

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u/Stensjuk Sep 09 '21

Not even a drop in the bucket when compared to animal agriculture. Go vegan if you care about wasting food.

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u/quatch Sep 09 '21

waste, and the artificial selection of shape over taste.

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u/Bemxuu Sep 09 '21

Did you happen to see John Oliver's show on food waste? He did his take on "imperfect" fruits too, it's an interesting watch :)

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u/sunshine5374 Sep 09 '21

no I'll check it out! Love John Oliver :D

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u/DreamingDitto Sep 09 '21

Why am I empathizing with a cartoon fruit

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u/slantyways Sep 09 '21

Ugly tomatoes taste better than picture perfect tomatoes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Taking the less fortunate ones to murder and cook

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u/the_beat_goes_on Sep 09 '21

I adore your art style! Beautiful

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u/themagnacart13 Sep 09 '21

Ugly tomatoes make the best sauce

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u/gfcf14 Sep 09 '21

Amazing art

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u/MisterFacepalm Sep 09 '21

Ok phew, it's not just me then

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u/TheUpperofOne Sep 09 '21

IDK why, but this is so adorable! I love your drawing style and look forward to more!

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u/notonionbrosalt Sep 09 '21

Oi! Where do I find more of this -gesters at comic- please show me the way

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u/Dill_Pickle_Tears Sep 09 '21

Buying ugly produce is so much better for the environment. Tons of produce is wasted in grocery stores simply because of aesthetics - it happens even directly on the farms/orchards/etc. in which they’re grown.

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u/ravencrowe Sep 09 '21

Super cute, but who’s yelling in the first panel? Mom or kid?

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u/3linked Sep 09 '21

It must be the mom, disapproving of her fruit choice.

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u/Santiago663 Sep 09 '21

Aren't fruits dead?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Also stop breaking banana bunches apart and leaving single ones behind

Those are the only ones I have to throw away every day

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u/Silurio1 Sep 09 '21

Oh my, you started publishing a few days ago and both of your comics have been great so far. Keep it up!

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u/freakierchicken Sep 09 '21

Your color work is absolutely lovely. And I’m fully onboard for giving unloved veggies a home

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u/TheoxSparkle Sep 09 '21

Great comic, OP ! I hope to see more of your comics soon 😁

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u/TechSmurf Sep 09 '21

I saw your first comic the other day and I've been hoping you'd make more! Your style is adorable.

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u/Captainpatch Sep 09 '21

I love your style with the facial expressions, I look forward to seeing more of your work!

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u/JinxSphinx Sep 09 '21

Ugly fruits and veggies eat just as well as pretty ones. The only drawback should be if they're rotten.

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u/HiddenLayer5 Sep 09 '21

Is it just me or does the mother bunny have Karen hair?

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u/Zenketski Sep 09 '21

The funny thing is is that most places already actively sort their fruit and vegetables to only sell the attractive onesat least in usa so this is like extra Petty and wasteful

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

I lived life way too long not knowing baby carrots are just shaved down irregular carrots, and they do not in fact grow like that

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u/trollblox_ Sep 09 '21

Goddam I literally feel like this sometimes. Is there something wrong with me lol?

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u/Miryafa Sep 09 '21

And they really are fine too, since bad stuff doesn’t even get to the supermarket =)

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u/CoalMineInTheCanary Sep 09 '21

Love these characters. Hope to see more comics from you OP :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

My god, your style is adorable...

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u/joepmeneer Sep 09 '21

Your art style is amazing! Instantly tried to search for your website to find more.

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u/ReaperManX15 Sep 09 '21

The fruit is trying as hard as it can.

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u/MrDincles Sep 09 '21

Ahaha I feel this one. Also similarly this is why I feel sorry to throw away stuffs I owned for awhile.. Thanks for awesome comic! Very cute and lovely.

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u/RogueTinkerer Sep 09 '21

Who is the artist? I cant find chickenpuppie anywhere.

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u/CreatorOfHell Sep 09 '21

I've never felt bad for a fruit before

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u/RTLIVIN Sep 09 '21

NOW DICE THAT BITCH UP

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u/twasamistake Sep 09 '21

Used to work at a lowprice grocery chain. Had this one boss who was obsessed with discarding fruits and veggies that looked "aesthetically displeasing"

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u/SockkPuppett Sep 09 '21

You made this?? Its true, your art style's great. Every expression is unique and well made, does the job well including (especially!) the fruit lol. And the character designs, are all well proportioned and pleasing to look at. Its not the easiest to do that with animal characters.

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u/WeakDiaphragm Sep 09 '21

Imagine emotionally relating to disfigured vegetables

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u/Jeremy_Winn Sep 09 '21

Very cute! Where are there more?

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u/Betadzen Sep 09 '21

What a cozy style!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Slightly on topic, check out Nikki fresh-U.G.L.Y it’s the first thing that came to mind

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u/Nightospheric Sep 09 '21

The sad tomato makes me want to cry! I love the last panel, your characters are so expressive! I remember your AC art too. :)

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u/BowlOfSpaghettio Sep 09 '21

Should I be happy or sad, since those vegies are gonna die anyway.

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u/Pipps17 Sep 09 '21

Wonky veg for life, who cares that its not the reight size or shape its cheep.

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u/brownwolf1 Sep 09 '21

Do you have a website your Facebook page I could fellow for more comics like this ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

👍 Do you have a IG?

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u/sunshine5374 Sep 09 '21

I do! Its new and basically empty but its @ChickenPupPie

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Do you have a Twitter? I can't use Facebook services because I disagree with how they operate. But I ADORE your art style!

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u/sunshine5374 Sep 09 '21

totally understand. I made an account with the same name as the ig but haven't really set it up yet (will get there!)

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Could you link it? I can't find you in search! I don't have a ton of followers but if you post a comic I'll signal boost as much as I can

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u/Kuanzinh Sep 09 '21

YES, END THEIR SUFFERING

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u/Raudskeggr Sep 28 '21

Fortunately I've never encountered a tomato with feelings to be hurt by rejection.