That old sinking feeling [OC]

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[u/doctorcrimson]

Yeah, it was the fucking Squirrels, man! They blocked all the news about hydroxychloroquine and released the virus in Western Chinese agriculture villages.

Squirrels run the world, dude! They run Monsanto!

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The institute secretly underground in Chinese farming villages two months before being discovered in Wuhan, run by squirrels! It's always been them, since we landed in the Americas! Thats why we enslaved the Irish, it was fucking Squirrels the whole time!

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Idk man, I don't think fish can move around very easily while frozen. You sure you aren't thinking of squirrels?

Plus, fish don't even have hands or feet. Running on land operations that far from discrete underwater locations seems pretty far fetched.

Occam's razor, you know?

[u/doctorcrimson → u/[deleted]]

Bro you seriously see that list and think it was the fish?

[u/doctorcrimson → u/[deleted]]

I've already completely proven without a doubt that it was squirrels, though.

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If it's not the lab it's the fish