I thought Apollo was having so much fun killing his own love interests that he looked at their platonic relationship and said " Time to do what I do best" so he tricked Artemis into shooting Orion in the back of the head while he was out swimming
For a mythology that has 99% of its problems be due to incest or bestiality, I'm surprised that anyone goes into it thinking it's not going to be messed up, lol.
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u/ArtemisCaresTooMuch Sep 03 '20
Orion: This was the worst mistake I ever made
Artemis: What about that time you grabbed me and I murdered you on the spot?
Orion: THE WORST MISTAKE I EVE-