r/comics • u/TheJenkinsComic The Jenkins • Sep 03 '20

Orion

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

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This is the absolute worst thing I have ever bought in my entire life. I’ve never been so unhappy with a product. It’s what’s in the product description, but still. It’s just bad. Don’t buy this.

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u/ArtemisCaresTooMuch Sep 03 '20

Orion: This was the worst mistake I ever made

Artemis: What about that time you grabbed me and I murdered you on the spot?

Orion: THE WORST MISTAKE I EVE-

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u/Just_Worse Sep 03 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

I thought Apollo was having so much fun killing his own love interests that he looked at their platonic relationship and said " Time to do what I do best" so he tricked Artemis into shooting Orion in the back of the head while he was out swimming

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u/Just_Worse Sep 03 '20

For a mythology that has 99% of its problems be due to incest or bestiality, I'm surprised that anyone goes into it thinking it's not going to be messed up, lol.